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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2014, 10:21:32 AM »
Bartholomew Scott award:  The MastersNemesis a man whose impotent rage has amused us all.

Oh my.  That's another one I hadn't thought about, this one for the "Skippy" or the "Barry," the most paranoid primitive this past year.

But he too fills the bill, what with all his grotesque allegations about religious folk, Republicans, and other decent and civilized people.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2014, 10:32:58 AM »
Group Award: Goes to the History of Feminism board. See the BainsBane entry above. Their reign of terror banned many long time regulars at DU. They labeled everything as rape culture (even Sports Illustrated and comic books). Even the English language falls under their control as words like panties are now sexist and verboten.

On the ballot, I'm going to combine this nomination with mine of the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse, as essentially they're the same primitives.

It's undeniable that women are being used, abused, injured, crippled, murdered, all over the world, but the screeching women's-libbers on Skins's island don't seem to care about those women, probably because those women are being manhandled by racial and ethnic groups it's politically incorrect to criticize.

Try as I can, I can't equate "calling the position a 'mailman' is sexist" with the real ordeals and sufferings of hundreds of millons of those women. 

The other thing that dumbfounds me is how the women's-libbers had their way 99% of the time on Skins's island.  They got damned near everything they wanted.  They got their way more times than any other special-interest group on Skins's island, including the powerfully-influential gays and the terrorist-lovers.

But 99% wasn't enough; they wanted it all.   
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2014, 11:23:26 AM »
Coach, for creating the "Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse" moniker I applaud you.

As for nominations, I don't think, unless I overlooked it, that laserhauss (or whatever the nut calls himself) has been mentioned for the top 10.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2014, 11:34:16 AM »
As for nominations, I don't think, unless I overlooked it, that laserhauss (or whatever the nut calls himself) has been mentioned for the top 10.

Yeah, the "laserhaas" primitive, the professional poker player from Oklahoma.

He hadn't been nominated yet, but now he's been nominated.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2014, 03:43:20 PM »
For the William Rivers Pitt award I nominate the California pig,with mouth agape waiting for the apple.

CalPeggy is almost inevitably the first to post on the majority of GD threads with her/his customary "My dear X" introduction.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2014, 03:47:34 PM »
For the pittstain award, I gotta go with my long-lost buddy Tom in Tib.

DOTY: bains

The rest, I have to think about some...
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2014, 03:52:51 PM »
For the pittstain award, I gotta go with my long-lost buddy Tom in Tib.

Sorry, sir, but you perhaps didn't see the rules?

No repeats for the "Willie;" it's a one-time award (the only one).
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2014, 03:54:11 PM »
For top 10 DOTY I renominate my perennial favorite DUmbfuk kentuk.
Well along in years and one would think he would have learned something in life but alas,with a head that makes the Scarecrow of Oz raise an eyebrow regarding his stupidity,it is a lost cause.
Not sure he has cracked the top 10 but hope with my somewhat unashamed campaigning for him this year he finally makes it to the big show.

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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2014, 03:55:04 PM »
For the William Rivers Pitt award I nominate the California pig,with mouth agape waiting for the apple.

CalPeggy is almost inevitably the first to post on the majority of GD threads with her/his customary "My dear X" introduction.

Have you noticed Skippy does that, too, trying to be the first one to jump in on a new thread?

They do that by watching the "latest threads" page, so that whenever a new topic's posted, they can go right to it.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2014, 03:59:55 PM »
For top 10 DOTY I renominate my perennial favorite DUmbfuk kentuk.

Well along in years and one would think he would have learned something in life but alas,with a head that makes the Scarecrow of Oz raise an eyebrow regarding his stupidity,it is a lost cause.

Not sure he has cracked the top 10 but hope with my somewhat unashamed campaigning for him this year he finally makes it to the big show.

The bluegrass primitive was #14 in 2013, #14 in 2011, #13 in 2010, #12 in 2005.

Yeah, with a little more effort, he should be able to slip into the top ten this year.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2014, 04:04:54 PM »
As a matter of historical interest, the only primitives top in 2005 who're still active ten years later are the Bostonian Drunkard, kentuck the bluegrass primitive, Skins, and MrsCorpio.

Well, the undergroundpanther also is, sort of.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2014, 04:28:11 PM »
For the Nadin Abbott award I nominate The MastersNemisis.

It was clear early on that Bob was putting his foot in the door on this award and began the journey of 1000 steps to achieve it.
All his post are hysterical leaps into idiocy as he lectures the DUmp on the evils of conservatism.
Much like a jumping bean,he set foot in every possible subject imaginable.

It is true that entering the home stretch,like many thoroughbreds do,he sprained a hoof but still managed to get himself back on all threes and keep a leg up on the competition.

This dogged perseverance,this stalwart standing alone should make him a shoe in.  :)

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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2014, 04:32:18 PM »
Sorry, sir, but you perhaps didn't see the rules?

No repeats for the "Willie;" it's a one-time award (the only one).

Well, the rules look a lot like the mortgage documents I signed a few years ago... ;)

OK, I'll have to wade back into the DUmmie pool to find an appropriate reference within the rules :)

But my DOTY is OK, yes?
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2014, 07:04:44 PM »
Nominations thus far:

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Top DUmmies [10 chosen]
BainsBane, jugs
graham4anything
kentuck, the bluegrass primitive
laserhaas
malaise, malice
mopinko, Big Mo
nadinbrzezinski, the cousin
NJCher, Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor
NYC_SKP, Skippy
PCIntern, Doc
randys1
Skinner, Skins

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the William Rivers Pitt award, the "Willie"
BainsBane, jugs
CaliforniaPeggy
Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive

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the Steven Dawes award, the "Steve"
nadinbrzezinski, the cousin

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the Nadin Abbott award, the "nadin"
MrsCorpio, Lamond
TheMastersNemesis

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the Bartholomew Scott award, the "Skippy" or the "Barry"
NYC_SKP, Skippy
TheMastersNemesis

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the Steven Senti award, the "stewert"

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the group award
the women's libbers
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2014, 07:31:31 PM »
For the Bartholomew Scott award I nominate Octafish,Member since: 2003 before July 6th
Number of posts: 42,478.
11 years and 42,478 posts,almost all of which are conspiracy theory idiocy. 

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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2014, 11:04:14 AM »
For the Group award:

The anti-2nd Amendment 'individuals.' :whistling:
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2014, 12:30:48 PM »
Tough one. Too many to choose.
Bainsbane
nadinbrzezinski
graham4anything (Not at DU, but at DI)
MrScorpio
Kentuck
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2014, 12:52:10 PM »
Question: is graham4anything also, or once, a primitive on Skins's island?

If "yes," he's nominated; if "no," he can't be nominated.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2014, 05:03:30 PM »
nadin is DUmmy of the Year.

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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2014, 08:10:56 PM »
I'd like to nominate OmahaSteve for top ten - he's not delivered as much this year as in the past but he's been especially melodramatic at the DUmp lately.

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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #45 on: November 28, 2014, 11:04:31 PM »
Nominations thus far:

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Top DUmmies [10 chosen]
BainsBane, jugs
graham4anything
kentuck, the bluegrass primitive
laserhaas
malaise, malice
mopinko, Big Mo
MrsCorpio, Lamond
nadinbrzezinski, the cousin
NJCher, Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor
NYC_SKP, Skippy
Omaha Steve, the big guy
PCIntern, Doc
randys1
Skinner, Skins

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the William Rivers Pitt award, the "Willie"
BainsBane, jugs
CaliforniaPeggy
Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive

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the Steven Dawes award, the "Steve"
nadinbrzezinski, the cousin

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the Nadin Abbott award, the "nadin"
MrsCorpio, Lamond
TheMastersNemesis

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the Bartholomew Scott award, the "Skippy" or the "Barry"
Octafish
NYC_SKP, Skippy
TheMastersNemesis

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the Steven Senti award, the "stewert"

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the group award
the gun-grabbers
the women's libbers

"graham4anything" is still on hold, as no one's answered the question three comments above this one.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #46 on: November 28, 2014, 11:05:48 PM »
Question: is graham4anything also, or once, a primitive on Skins's island?

If "yes," he's nominated; if "no," he can't be nominated.
G4A was definitely a DUmmy.  Did he migrate to DU Jr.?
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #47 on: November 28, 2014, 11:07:56 PM »
G4A was definitely a DUmmy.  Did he migrate to DU Jr.?

Thanks.

Yeah, he's a Discussionist primitive now.

But unless he'd been on Skins's island this past year, he wasn't eligible.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #48 on: November 28, 2014, 11:18:43 PM »
He may have not have survived the new year.

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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2014, 11:22:29 PM »
He may have not have survived the new year.

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Uh oh.  This'll take further investigation.  I'll dig into it.

As long as he was present on Skins's island one day in 2014--even if only January 1, 2014--he's eligible.

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