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A new FlippyDoo Show
« on: May 14, 2011, 07:29:25 PM »
Announcer: After a long absence I bring you the fictional spirit-guide with no smell whatsoever. He's part pigeon and part irish setter. He's the one and only FlippyDoo.

FlippyDoo: Hello ladies and gentlemen of CC. It's been a long, long time since I've done an edition of the FlippyDoo Show. I've thought about doing an episode here and there, but I just didn't have the drive. I don't know exactly know why. I suppose that at some point it began to seem that the DUmmies weren't putting their best feet forward in their duty to entertain us. Lately, however, I began to rethink things. Let's face it, the DUmmies have been collected together in one place for the purpose of our entertainment and they are the self-proclaimed smartest individuals on the world wide web so surely my lack of drive could not be their fault. Maybe the fault is mine. I don't know. This is not something that was really covered in VRWC training or in fictional spirit-guide 101. I have decided that in order to determine where the fault lies that I need to get to know the DUmmies better. That is the purpose of this edition of the FlippyDoo show. So before I bore you anymore let's bring out the stars of our show and begin the interviews.

FlippyDoo: Okay, I guess my first question is how do you DU members view the Democrat Party?

Rockholm: The term "Democrat Party" is really pissing me off. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Oookay. Just for the sake of being diplomatic, how do you view the DemocratIC Party?

Count Olaf: The Democratic Party has traditionally been the party of love. linky-dink

Jackpine Radical: The Dems are the party of love. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: The party of love? I guess that was some love that good ole Rockholm was displaying earlier, but that doesn't matter. If you say the dems are the party of love who am I to say that you're wrong. I've got an idea though. Let's play a game. I'll say a word and you say whatever pops into your head. Let's start with: Bush.

lacuna: I admit it. I hate George W. Bush. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Christians.

noahmijo: I hate Christians even though I am a believer of the teachings of Christ. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Thanksgiving.

CrispyQ: Of all the holidays I hate Thanksgiving the most. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Family.

cain_7777: I hate my freeper brother-n-law! linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Christmas.

Vinca: I definitely hate Christmas. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Wow. That is indeed a bunch of love. So any other opinions on the DemocratIC Party?

AmericanLiberal: the Democrats are the party of compassion linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Compassion? Hmm. Let's play that word game again. The first is Jerry Falwell.

Gold Metal Flake: I'll stop dancing on Fallwell's grave long enough to piss on it. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Ronald Reagan.

mopaul: I'm glad he's dead and I don't care how many times I'm scolded or chastised for it. linky-dink

anotherdrew: I've still got to get my dancing done at reagan's grave, linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Robert Novak.

Robb: I'd like to dance on Novak's grave now. linky-dink

FlippyDoo. Whew. Let's go to something different. What do you guys think of our military?

Undertheocran: All of them are babykillers, The whole army needs to be desolved linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Darn. Umm. Moving on to something else again. What about America? Give me you opinion of America.

bhunt70: I hate America at this moment. linky-dink

Tom Yossarian Joad: America, the land of stupid mother****ers. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: For ****'s face!!!! What is wrong with you people!!! No. I'm sorry. I've got to calm down. Got to watch the language…Okay. I'm sorry about that. Tom mentioned something about America and stupidity.  A poll was posted several years back asking DUers their IQs. Out of 82 votes 78 people claimed to have IQs of 120 or above. And 37 people claimed to have an IQ of 140 or above. linky-dink to the poll That's a lot of smart people.

WFF: It's quite obvious that if you post on DU that you are intelligent! linky-dink

steve2470: DU totally rocks because people are so intelligent and helpful linky-dink

Gman: The average IQ at DU likely is 25 - 30 points higher than FR linky-dink

subcomhd: As anyone who checks in with FR knows, they can't spell. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: It looks to me like Gman and subcomhd are suggesting that incorrect spelling is an indication of stupidity. They may be right. I know I've seen the word "waisting" used when "wasting" should have been used instead. Also, I've seen the word "do" used when "due" should have been the word used.  If Gman and subcomhd are correct it would mean that FR has some dumb folks…wait a second…I've just been handed something by an assistant…It looks like I was mistaken those posts with "waisting" and "do" were NOT from FR. They were apparently from a post here by DU member Drale and a post here by DU member happyslug. I wonder what that says about DU. I know let's spin the post wheel and see some examples of DU intelligence…

snappyturtle: I need help to answer this repuke's email linky-dink

cushia_machree: Need help with repuke attacks on wilson linky-dink

Wiley50: NEED HELP DeBunking Repuke Chain Letter. linky-dink

Anwen: I need help arguing with a Republican linky-dink

ablbodyed: Need help to counter repug arguments….PLEASE linky-dink

FlippyDoo: For ****'s face! Are you people listening to yourselves?!? You're the party of love and compassion that's full of hate who spends spare time grave-pissing and grave-dancing. You're the alleged smartest people in the world yet need help against the alleged stupidest people on the planet!  Wait a second…okay…I've just been told by my assistant that since I am talking about the intelligence of DU unless I make mention of a certain post that a cop with a black ghost chicken will jump out of the bushes in 24 business hours and hit me with a brick so here it is…

spooked911: I set up the following experiment using steel rabbit fencing as the steel structure supporting a heavy cement block. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: What has the above got to do with intelligence?

FliippyDoo's assistant: He is proving with a cement block, rabbit fencing, and some fire that the Twin Towers didn't fall because of airplanes.

FliipyDoo; Get outta here. You're joking right?

nadinbrzezinski: We have crossed the rubicon…folks linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Who the hell are you?

nadinbrzezinski: For the record, I hate to be right about this. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: What are you rambling about?

nadinbrzezinski: the NOBODY has died Talking Point is now pining up in the fjords linky-dink

FlippyDoo: I don't know who that is, but I smell an interview. Maybe the drive is coming back. Talk to you guys later.

No DUmmies were actually interviewed in the course of this parody; however, since their actual words were used I suppose you could say that it is fake but accurate. I heard that somewhere once.
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2011, 07:55:18 PM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :cheers1:

We need to get you and Reginald from YAAFM together, Flippy.  Priceless.
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2011, 08:07:59 PM »
FLIPPYDOO 111111!!!!!!1!

The only being on the internets who knows the truth about the things that I neither confirm nor deny.. being a fictional spirit guide gives one the ability to see beyond...
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2011, 08:46:19 PM »
H5  :-)
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2011, 09:44:37 PM »
Damn, that is good.

That is beyond good.
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2011, 10:56:27 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 09:44:37 PM
Damn, that is good.

That is beyond good.

Thanks coach. A compliment from you is, in terms from the island so they can understand, better than a free bag of weed.
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2011, 05:08:47 AM »
Flippy, . . . :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

And the H5.  Great job.
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2011, 05:52:33 AM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  **gasp**

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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2011, 06:28:41 AM »
Brilliant!  :rotf:
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2011, 06:46:45 AM »
Best spirit guide on teh interwebz.
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2011, 06:55:11 AM »
I got to read FlippyDoo AND Iowahawk in the same morning?

It's going to be a great day after all, work or no work.
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2011, 07:53:53 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 15, 2011, 06:55:11 AM
I got to read FlippyDoo AND Iowahawk in the same morning?

It's going to be a great day after all, work or no work.

Thanks. If this is the Iowahawk bit that you're talking about (link) it has enough awesome to make a fictional spirit-guide bust a gut laughing.
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2011, 08:27:48 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on May 15, 2011, 07:53:53 AM
Thanks. If this is the Iowahawk bit that you're talking about (link) it has enough awesome to make a fictional spirit-guide bust a gut laughing.

This is the article I'm talking about specifically, but yeah, he's the shiznit...

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2011/05/this-new-roommate-is-driving-me-nuts.html
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2011, 08:28:20 AM »
Damn, that was FUNNY!  I doubt the Dummies will get any of it.  They don't/can't see themselves in any of those posts.  So blinded are they by their own narcissism and belief of their own "superiority".  

^5 FD.  You earned that one!

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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2011, 01:06:04 PM »
More Iowahawk fans.   :cheersmate:
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2011, 07:31:56 AM »
What a treasure trove!  I shall enjoy savoring it.  Many thanks, Flippydoo!


(I'm also an Iowahawk fan). 
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2011, 08:37:53 AM »
Man, you are good.  :bow: :bow: :bow:
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Re: A new FlippyDoo Show
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2011, 01:21:46 PM »
Flippy Rocks!  :-)
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