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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2013, 09:56:11 PM »

It's a hard thing to do, but you got a two thumbs up from my husband for your story, Mr. Mannn.  He told me to high five you!    I'm trying to get him to join up here. 

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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2013, 10:05:22 PM »
I sense an epic novel coming up... in about 24 hours or so...

Sounds just like the movie "Dances with Coyotes".
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #52 on: October 07, 2013, 10:36:44 PM »
It did happen but not as much.  PTSD wouldn't have been such a big thing after Vietnam except the media jumped on it to make another reason why we should never have gotten involved.  It's a crying shame nowadays because there are vets who come back with real issues and need real help but they can't get it because too many numbnuts are clogging up the system and making anyone claiming PTSD look like a slacker weak-minded fool.  Hopefully there will be a new diagnosis soon that specifically details combat situations as a prerequisite.

I agree with you 100% on this.  H5.

PTSD being used for bullshit like the primitives try to use it for only serves to dilute the real thing.  Although I was never in the military (not for lack of trying on my part), I get aggravated when PTSD is used for some little minor foible. 

Here is a question I do have- how, and to what extent are PTSD and shell shock related?  Or are they classified as different things entirely?     

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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #53 on: October 07, 2013, 11:03:27 PM »
Got a sawbuck that says this is the injun she saw, and probably where she got the idea of sharing a saddle with 'im...

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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #54 on: October 08, 2013, 12:16:03 AM »
Reservations tend to have a bunch of challenges.  U.S. government provided healthcare being one of them. They sure don't need a non-contributing, non-Indian moving in.

Hey, Amber!  As non-tribal, you don't get anything.  Correction.  Maybe some commodities.  You can learn how to make pork and rice soup, or pork and spaghetti noodle soup with canned corn thrown in.  Yum.  Melt some of that processed cheese in it.  Feed everyone else first, because YOU will be the hostess, I can guaran-damn-tee you that.

You can also kiss any electronics you have good bye.  Phones, notebooks/pads, laptop.  They will be going to the pawn shop.  Just a part of communal property that many live by out there.  That, and blood is way thicker than water.

You've gotten good advice over the past few days from people on this site.  Too bad you won't take it.


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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #55 on: October 08, 2013, 04:40:57 AM »
Kicked for Amber. :whistling:
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #56 on: October 08, 2013, 06:10:12 AM »
Life imitates art...



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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #57 on: October 08, 2013, 06:47:43 AM »
No, she took her imaginary Indian out of the movies.  Long dark hair down his back, and ripped?  I don't tend to see that at the Mohawk rez. 

Bunch of drunks is the norm.
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #58 on: October 08, 2013, 06:58:10 AM »
Stop it, Amber, you're killin' me!!

She's giving me flashbacks to the best, worst, funniest music video ever made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLK5ZOjWaXE

Booooooooooooo

Bass player uses a pick.  :mad:
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #59 on: October 08, 2013, 07:49:56 AM »
I don't remember hearing any stories about WWII vets getting PTSD or becoming homeless vets. 



It happened but didn't have a fancy phycho-babble name attached to it. Combat fatigue or shell shocked was the terms used at the time.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #60 on: October 08, 2013, 08:14:57 AM »
I have never seen this girl but I did see the pic of the old guy Dave.  I am just finding it hard to believe that the new Indian is ripped and right out of a romance novel.  I mean just from past posts I just don't believe this.    Are there pics anywhere?  What does she look like?






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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #62 on: October 08, 2013, 11:59:58 AM »

Here is a question I do have- how, and to what extent are PTSD and shell shock related?  Or are they classified as different things entirely?     

Shell shock and PTSD are the same thing - it's just gone through various names and symptomology since WWI in the various iterations of the DSM.  Right now I would argue it's being used too much as a catch-all and serious treatment doesn't often follow the diagnosis which is a crying shame.  There is good, solid, tested treatment out there but who the hell wants to ask for it if it means looking like a dummie?

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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #63 on: October 08, 2013, 12:46:33 PM »
Tell him Biersmythe is here and they can build a Pontiac thread!!!   :hyper:



I told him that, and that definitely got his attention.  I'll add in the Pontiac thread possibility tonight and see if that doesn't get him moving. 

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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #64 on: October 08, 2013, 12:49:10 PM »
Say there's a young girl, about age 12, who was home alone with her mom when her mom had a massive heart attack and died right there.  Would this episode qualify as possibly causing PTSD? 

Possibly.  But I've never used that as an excuse for any of my failures in life. 


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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #65 on: October 08, 2013, 12:53:30 PM »
One of the most amusing threads I've read in a while.  :rotf:
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #66 on: October 08, 2013, 12:56:54 PM »
Say there's a young girl, about age 12, who was home alone with her mom when her mom had a massive heart attack and died right there.  Would this episode qualify as possibly causing PTSD? 

Possibly.  But I've never used that as an excuse for any of my failures in life. 




     They need another name for it to distinguish what soldiers get vs what white trash heathens get. When you watch your buddies get shredded by bullets, or when you're forced to machine gun an entire squadron of the enemy, that can cause PTSD. When your mother dies and your house smells like rotting food and meth smoke, that's just HTSD (Hard Times Stress Disorder).
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #67 on: October 08, 2013, 01:24:44 PM »
One of the most amusing threads I've read in a while.  :rotf:
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #68 on: October 08, 2013, 02:30:19 PM »
sharknado!!!!!
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #69 on: October 08, 2013, 02:31:29 PM »

     They need another name for it to distinguish what soldiers get vs what white trash heathens get. When you watch your buddies get shredded by bullets, or when you're forced to machine gun an entire squadron of the enemy, that can cause PTSD. When your mother dies and your house smells like rotting food and meth smoke, that's just HTSD (Hard Times Stress Disorder).


Are you calling me a white trash heathen?  LOL.   :panic: :panic:

What soldiers see in the line of duty must be truly horrifying to witness and relive, and the diagnosis of PTSD is warranted. 

I guess my point is that nearly every human being will witness something shocking, scary, and traumatic at some point in life.  If someone chooses to use that as a crutch for the rest of their life is up to them.  DUmmies seem to think that having a hangnail should qualify for a PTSD diagnosis. 

Also, if you notice, most people who have PTSD don't talk about it very much. 

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« Reply #70 on: October 08, 2013, 04:02:24 PM »
When she was with her sisters her posts had some realistic detail.  Now, they all have a hazy dreamlike quality.  I'm going with the Coach on this, I think she has had a break with reality and probably needs institutionalization.

You know, we had a big tornado up here in northeastern Nebraska last Friday, about suppertime.

As an "E-4," I'm not sure it was as big as the one that hit Joplin, but I'm sure it was pretty big.  Its path was two miles wide, and it sheared off the entire eastern part of Wayne, Nebraska, and part of the southern part.  "Only" sixteen people were hurt, "only" one of them seriously, but one has to remember we aren't as crowded as southwestern Missouri.

By Saturday morning, even before anybody from state or federal agencies showed up, the people were already cleaning up, putting things back into order.

Now, I've never been through a tornado (I slept through one once, but that doesn't count), and of course it's undeniably a horrifying experience, probably enough to make someone crack, lose it (temporarily).

And here we got Amber alleging PTSD more than two years after she was in one.  It appears to me she's using it as an excuse to get mood-altering drugs, and as a scapegoat for her self-imposed problems.

The fact of the matter is, nature kills.  I'm sure that dutch508, longview, and Skul can back me up on this; living, or having once lived, in the Sandhills of Nebraska, we're fully aware of how hostile nature can be to us, at times.  I'm sure that they, and I, have at various times been "almost killed" by one force or another of raw nature.

But we don't take it personally; it's the nature of nature, nothing can be done about it, and so one just gets by best one can.

It's different with combat duty.  Nature is pretty indiscrimate about who it kills, but in combat, a specific human being is seeking to kill another specific human being.  A human killing another human violates all of our standards of decency and civilization (although it's sometimes necessary, in fact imperative, if one wishes to survive).

And so I can see, easily, someone doing combat duty, getting PTSD.

Amber was never in combat duty, never in a situation where her life was threatened by another person.  Amber merely encountered nature during one of its more-convulsive moments, and nature wasn't going after Amber specifically.

If this is a demontration of her strength of character, Amber might as well lie down and die, and humanity would be the no worse off.
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #71 on: October 08, 2013, 04:22:59 PM »
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Amber might as well lie down and die, and humanity would be the no worse off.

You're underestimating the value of a democrat deadbeat's death.

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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #72 on: October 08, 2013, 04:24:56 PM »
You're underestimating the value of a democrat deadbeat's death.

Yeah, on second thought, you're probably right.
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #73 on: October 08, 2013, 04:56:39 PM »
You're underestimating the value of a democrat deadbeat's death.

Worthless until the Dead DUmmy forum is active.
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Re: Amber is horny for an imaginary Indian
« Reply #74 on: October 08, 2013, 05:00:05 PM »
Worthless until the Dead DUmmy forum is active.

If my fellow alum Skins doesn't hurry up and do that, we might start one here, in the DUmping Ground, to remember now-departed primitives.
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