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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2012, 01:36:28 PM »
The retard will have to think of another big whopper of a lie to clear himself.

What's that great line from Men In Black? When being questioned about having a sense of humor, Tommy Lee said "not that we are aware of mam".

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2012, 01:41:57 PM »
Wonder what the penalty is for making up a story and lying to the Secret Service. I'd like to have a good vantage point to see that discussion.

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2012, 01:43:45 PM »
Wonder what the penalty is for making up a story and lying to the Secret Service. I'd like to have a good vantage point to see that discussion.

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #53 on: July 17, 2012, 01:48:07 PM »
If they find out he lied, it wouldn't surprise me if they took him away in the Ricky Taxi Cab.

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #54 on: July 17, 2012, 01:55:44 PM »
If the isp goes to the DUmmies work place (I know I'm assuming a lot but, work with me here) & it actually is near where the POTUS is going to be, I'm expecting some serious shit hitting the fan.

Nah, it will be one mans word against another.   No proof anything like that was said.

To twist this further, this Java dude will next post this, that---

The SS did come to interview me and when they looked out the window the two made quick calls to someone.  They thanked me for pointing out a serious breech in security.  These floors will be locked down when Obama is in the area.  

All the workers crowded around cheering me and then a Cop jumped out of an elevator to shake my hand.





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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2012, 02:04:03 PM »
Nah, it will be one mans word against another.   No proof anything like that was said.

To twist this further, this Java dude will next post this, that---

The SS did come to interview me and when they looked out the window the two made quick calls to someone.  They thanked me for pointing out a serious breech in security.  These floors will be locked down when Obama is in the area.  

All the workers crowded around cheering me and then a Cop jumped out of an elevator to shake my hand.



You misunderstand.  I believe this was a phony story but, the SS will still have to investigate it.  Falsly reporting a threat on certain specified public officials is a felony.

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2012, 02:06:42 PM »
I certainly hope for Javaman's sake that his little tale is true, because if its a bouncy, the only thing that will be bouncing are Javaman's nuts once they meet up with a steel-toed boot at an accelerated speed.

Remember - the way DU is now hypersensitive to assaulting the president, (not so much during the Bush years) this story qualifies as 'planting the idea' in some idiot's skull by their own decree. Therefore Javaman is guilty of a crime.

I can only suppose this is why other DUmmies are vouching for him.

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #57 on: July 17, 2012, 02:17:23 PM »
Nah, it will be one mans word against another.   No proof anything like that was said.

To twist this further, this Java dude will next post this, that---

The SS did come to interview me and when they looked out the window the two made quick calls to someone.  They thanked me for pointing out a serious breech in security.  These floors will be locked down when Obama is in the area.  

All the workers crowded around cheering me and then a Cop jumped out of an elevator to shake my hand.






The part about the cop jumping out of the elevator to shake his hand made me laugh. That must be the new type of hedges.  :lmao:

I also agree that falsifying a report to the Secret Service is no laughing matter. They will take it very seriously.

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2012, 02:41:31 PM »
What's that great line from Men In Black? When being questioned about having a sense of humor, Tommy Lee said "not that we are aware of mam".
Nads knows the Secret Service and their humor level.   In this thread where Skimmer tells us he deleted the Javaman thread
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there is this, perhaps trying to lighten the tone, but who really knows what they are thinking - in any event, we'll find out that Nads knows better
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41. The Secret Service takes any threats seriously and it's told that they have no sense of humor.
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44. It's not told they have no sense of humor.
Thanks Nads.  I knew you could not let one go by.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2012, 02:43:20 PM »
^ Add Secret Service Agent to Nads rsume?

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #60 on: July 17, 2012, 02:48:36 PM »
^ Add Secret Service Agent to Nads rsume?

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2012, 02:50:36 PM »
I looked all over, and could not find him posting today.

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #62 on: July 17, 2012, 02:55:17 PM »
I looked all over, and could not find him posting today.

They got him!  :II:






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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #63 on: July 17, 2012, 02:57:13 PM »
They got him!  :II:

Would that it were....delicious.

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #64 on: July 17, 2012, 03:04:32 PM »
They got him!  :II:

That would be beautiful!  :yahoo:

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #65 on: July 17, 2012, 03:30:14 PM »
They got him!  :II:
If true, would it be an offense serious enough for a banishment from the island?
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #66 on: July 17, 2012, 03:31:12 PM »
If true, would it be an offense serious enough for a banishment from the island?

You're kidding, right? :rofl:
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #67 on: July 17, 2012, 03:32:50 PM »
If true, would it be an offense serious enough for a banishment from the island?

Nah, he's got another bouncy about how "the man" violated his rights n'all.

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #68 on: July 17, 2012, 03:33:20 PM »
If true, would it be an offense serious enough for a banishment from the island?

More like Skinner would give an butt slamming line jump pass to use anytime he wants. Heck they would be rallying around him calling him a hero and chanting his name while they parade him around on the shoulders of the fellow retards.

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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #69 on: July 17, 2012, 03:35:47 PM »
If true, would it be an offense serious enough for a banishment from the island?


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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #70 on: July 17, 2012, 03:40:05 PM »
I certainly hope for Javaman's sake that his little tale is true, because if its a bouncy, the only thing that will be bouncing are Javaman's nuts once they meet up with a steel-toed boot at an accelerated speed.

Remember - the way DU is now hypersensitive to assaulting the president, (not so much during the Bush years) this story qualifies as 'planting the idea' in some idiot's skull by their own decree. Therefore Javaman is guilty of a crime.

I can only suppose this is why other DUmmies are vouching for him.

Keeping in mind that Skimmer and his minions of primitives are well know to the SS. The SS probably suspects that the actual mentioning of a  threat came from Javaman's own mouth and the rest of the conversation is totally made up.

They will find that there was never any actual threat to obama, just a little man looking for street creed.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #71 on: July 17, 2012, 04:09:10 PM »
You're kidding, right? :rofl:
No.  The DUmmies have been showering Javaman and the Skimmer with all sorts of love ever since the DU-J's original post, and on through the one by the Skimmer.  Would they now turn their back on him after all these expressions of 'how great thou art'?
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #72 on: July 17, 2012, 04:25:06 PM »
He's posted today, but it wasn't related to the issue at hand. link


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We've been deluged with Homeland Security "If you see something, say something!", but sometimes when you see something, you really do need to say something!

Kudos to Javaman for reporting a threat to the Secret Service.
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Apparently the story for at least one DUmmie is that Javaman did the reporting to the Secret Service. I guess they are able to pull so much stuff out of their asses because their asses are used as entrances as much as exits.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #73 on: July 17, 2012, 04:57:40 PM »
The part about the cop jumping out of the elevator to shake his hand made me laugh. That must be the new type of hedges.  :lmao:

I also agree that falsifying a report to the Secret Service is no laughing matter. They will take it very seriously.

I believe you put too much faith in Civil Service.    Sure they take a report seriously, while dissusing this at strip clubs and refusing to pay a hooker while on the job to personally protect the President.   

Get real, the only way to get the SS to investigate one out of 100,000 threats is to send them a nude photo and a link to family over seas.    May get  responce or not, there are so many threats out there.

This is not the days of the movies, most SS spend their lives behind  computer and what ever they find is seldom worth the money to investigate. 


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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #74 on: July 17, 2012, 05:32:58 PM »
If it were real, it would be in the Austin paper. Haven't looked online to see if it's in there.
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