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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2012, 03:55:10 PM »
The oldest G35 is a 2003 model.  Car and Driver's test car was a few bills under $30k and Kelly Blue Book says used models in good condition are worth $12-15,000 today.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2012, 03:57:56 PM »
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22. I had a valet bring up the wrong car...
He brought a newer Infinity--mine is a 2008---he brought up a 2011---not much difference---both Black.My wife and I both got in and quickly realized---hey this is new.
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19. You really are getting old, Trumad.
And I'm glad that woman wasn't carrying.



 :lmao: Keep rubbing it in tough guy, your doing a great job of making friends!

A little salt please.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2012, 03:58:59 PM »
I once to the cover off of an electrical outlet using a butter knife.

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2012, 04:01:06 PM »
I once ate Miracle Whip instead of Hellmans

I could have died!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2012, 04:03:52 PM »
I once knew a man from Nantucket . . .

I could have died!!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2012, 04:05:43 PM »
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22. I had a valet bring up the wrong car...
:overreaction:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_v1onUZ8r8[/youtube]
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2012, 04:07:52 PM »
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37. Paying attention to what you're doing will prevent
situations like this. You didn't park in that spot. It was a different make of car. You weren't paying attention to what you were doing. As you say, you're lucky she wasn't armed and didn't have some pepper spray or a taser, either. Paying attention prevents many things.

Get your head down Trudumbass, incoming.

As a side note why do so many DUmbasses get into other peoples cars by accident...I've never done that.

On second thought, was really an accident???  :confused:
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2012, 04:08:36 PM »
I laughed with a mouth full of half-chewed crackers and inhaled some crumbs.

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2012, 04:10:41 PM »
I'm laughing so hard at this thread . . .

I could have died!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2012, 04:11:52 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 13, 2012, 04:10:41 PM
I'm laughing so hard at this thread . . .

I could have died!

Winnar!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2012, 04:12:28 PM »
truman thinks all black cars look alike.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2012, 04:13:58 PM »
This thread is crying out for the Earl Butz line: "I'll tell you what the coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight pu$$y; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to $hit.".   Ah the good old days, Nixon, Ford, Archie Bunker.  Those were the days :tongue:
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2012, 04:14:41 PM »
I wonder how much of Trumad's post is true.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2012, 04:14:48 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 13, 2012, 04:10:41 PM
I'm laughing so hard at this thread . . .

I could have died!

I was laughing so hard at this comment that my cat was glaring at me...

I could have died!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2012, 04:15:04 PM »
I just went to the bathroom and almost fell into the toilet.

I almost died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2012, 04:17:42 PM »
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37. Paying attention to what you're doing will prevent

situations like this. You didn't park in that spot. It was a different make of car. You weren't paying attention to what you were doing. As you say, you're lucky she wasn't armed and didn't have some pepper spray or a taser, either. Paying attention prevents many things.

 :whatever: What a finger-wagging putz!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2012, 04:18:48 PM »
I was once shot in the ass with a BB gun.

It could have broken the skin and caused a very bad infection.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2012, 04:21:19 PM »
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22. I had a valet bring up the wrong car...
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2012, 04:25:38 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 13, 2012, 04:05:43 PM
:overreaction:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_v1onUZ8r8[/youtube]


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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2012, 04:31:03 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 13, 2012, 04:21:19 PM
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22. I had a valet bring up the wrong car...
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I could be wrong about this due to the fact I've never used valet parking but if I understand it correctly when you turn your keys over to the person that parks your car you recieve a ticket.

Once you are done dining you go out and hand that ticket over to the valet service, they use that to identify the car to bring down.

The statement "I had a valet bring down the wrong car" seems to indicate that he has no idea how this service actually works.

If what he indicates is true I'ma goin to Ruth Chris tonight and get me a corvette.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #45 on: June 13, 2012, 04:32:23 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on June 13, 2012, 04:31:03 PM
If what he indicates is true I'ma goin to Ruth Chris tonight and get me a corvette.
:thumbs: That sounds like a plan.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #46 on: June 13, 2012, 04:34:37 PM »
Once I went swimming within 30 minutes of eating.

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #47 on: June 13, 2012, 04:39:24 PM »
So DUmmie Trulymad mistakes his rebadged Nissan Skyline for a true BMW.  Only a total brain dead, 100% pure, concentrated, nothing added, no fillers or preservatives.DUMBASS could have done that!

He should have been dead, before birth.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #48 on: June 13, 2012, 04:43:15 PM »
I once ran with scissors AND had a lollipop in my mouth while going outside with wet hair . . .

I could have died!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #49 on: June 13, 2012, 04:45:31 PM »
Sometimes I don't let sleeping dogs lie.

I could have died.
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