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Offline Evil_Conservative

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #125 on: June 13, 2012, 08:01:32 PM »
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I have a black Infinity G35.

Stupid 1%-er!!!!

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She had a black BMW--- very close looking to my car---OK---not that close...but close enough.

Shut the front door.  You were trying to car jack her.

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I quickly and repeatedly starting apologizing to this poor Lady---pointing at my car and saying----see, our cars look alike.

No they don't.  Not even close.

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Here's the thing--- I truly believe that if this lady had a gun in her purse or near by---she may have used it because she was that terrified.

I would have.

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I could not imagine if that happen and she put a hole right in my head.... what would the hell would my family have thought? Hopefully a great detective would have figured out I had a brain fart.

No.  The detective would have said, "attempted car jacking" or something like that.  Nobody gives a shit about your stupid "brain fart".

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This is a story of why a gun would have been good but could have been bad.

Yeah, one less Obama voter.

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Offline dixierose

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #126 on: June 13, 2012, 08:08:33 PM »
Most. Awesome. Thread. EVER.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #127 on: June 13, 2012, 08:13:59 PM »
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what would the hell would my family have thought?

I just noticed the above after reading EC's post. Is Trumad the one that likes the non-prescription pharmaceuticals? If so, the family may have thought that it was a drug deal gone bad.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #128 on: June 13, 2012, 08:42:25 PM »
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17. This was broad daylight---in a very busy parking lot.
i had literally 20 steps to my car from the ATM.
If I get mugged in that situation--- well geez...

Robberies NEVER happen in broad daylight.  ::)

We had a man who was shot and killed right out front of a Wells Fargo, at a very busy intersection, during broad daylight.  Shut your damn mouth fool.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #129 on: June 13, 2012, 09:57:42 PM »
Obama spoke.

Obama lied.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #130 on: June 13, 2012, 10:15:05 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 13, 2012, 04:18:48 PM
I was once shot in the ass with a BB gun.

It could have broken the skin and caused a very bad infection.



I once shot my sister in the ass with a BB gun, my Dad proceeded to beat beat my ass with a belt.

I could have died. 

But he convinced me that I needed to treat my older sister with a little more respect.

*True story
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