Steve Dawes thinks he's Steve Allen- He has a secret

[EagleKeeper]

Well, still nothing.

I hope that he wasn't pulled over for some insignificant reason, taken to the local pokey and strip searched.

Boy, wouldn't that be a fun job.

www.electstevedawes.com

[Ogre]

Response to Omaha Steve (Original post)

Thu Apr 5, 2012, 11:25 AM

 Vincardog

17. IS it 24 hours yet?

*snicker*

[Big Dog]

33 1/2 hours, Steve. The clock's ticking.

[Mr Mannn]

OK. Let me guess.
Steve secret is: How to keep Cavers in suspense.

What do I win Steve?

[Freeper]

OK. Let me guess.
Steve secret is: How to keep Cavers in suspense.

What do I win Steve?

yeah he sure fooled us. 

Since Frank's first law of primitives is, primitives always lie, we pretty much knew he would be a no show.

[EagleKeeper]

yeah he sure fooled us. 

Since Frank's first law of primitives is, primitives always lie, we pretty much knew he would be a no show.

This is my vote for winnar!!

[Duke Nukum]

I thought it was going to be that he was a female member of Augusta National.

[Rebel]

I thought it was going to be that he was a female member of Augusta National.

I'm having a conversation about this with some liberal emotard here right now:

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150688874118280&id=75430353279&comment_id=21584994&notif_t=like

[GOBUCKS]

Not a single squeak from Socialist Steve all day or last night.

He must have been overwhelmed by the vast outpouring of support at his big campaign gala last night, and took today off to recover.

Or, he got his ass arrested for DUI after the Big Bear's Bar Blowout, and no one has posted bail.

[Rebel]

Not a single squeak from Socialist Steve all day or last night.

He must have been overwhelmed by the vast outpouring of support at his big campaign gala last night, and took today off to recover.

Or, he got his ass arrested for DUI after the Big Bear's Bar Blowout, and no one has posted bail.

I'm thinking he was in talks with his attorney, hoping to break some news about suing the owner of www.electstevedawes.com, and was finally told, "Behemoth? There ain't shit you can do".

[franksolich]

I'm thinking he was in talks with his attorney, hoping to break some news about suing the owner of www.electstevedawes.com, and was finally told, "Behemoth? There ain't shit you can do".

Now, why would one want to sue one's friends?

[GOBUCKS]

Now, why would one want to sue one's friends?

No, I'm sure the big sweaty DUmmy appreciates all the help he's received from his friends here.

Anyway, he promised this surprise, this game changer, this electoral blockbuster a long time ago,
long before the debut of www.electstevedawes.com .

[Skul]

I read Rebels comment.
Went back and read it again. One word, one stinking word, and I'm going back and H5 the stinkbug.

quick edit....
Done deal, I got him.

[Rebel]

I read Rebels comment.
Went back and read it again. One word, one stinking word, and I'm going back and H5 the stinkbug.

quick edit....
Done deal, I got him.

What'd I say?

[franksolich]

{Pics removed and uploaded in a later post---Reb}

What sort of uniform is that, that the big guy's wearing?

At first I thought it might be a security guard uniform, but upon closer examination, no.

A pesticide applier?  The guy who sprays homes to prevent termites and somesuch?

[Dblhaul]

I think he looks like an overweight Castro with his headware on.

[Rebel]

What sort of uniform is that, that the big guy's wearing?

At first I thought it might be a security guard uniform, but upon closer examination, no.

The uniform of a ****ing poser. Wearing mosquito wings, a CIB, a brown tie? The hell?, a 25th ID combat patch, and some ribbons I can't make out. One looks like a GCM. Someone should curbstomp this bucket of shit. 

[franksolich]

I think he looks like an overweight Castro with his headware on.

Would that be a faux uniform from some stupid television show?

Remember, the big guy likes obscure television celebrities.

But he's a, uh, little old to be dressing up like it's Halloween.

I must say however that's a nice honker the big guy has.

[Rebel]

Someone needs to put this on his official website. I've saved them if if gets all concerned and deletes them.

[Rebel]

But he's a, uh, little old to be dressing up like it's Halloween.

It's worse than that. He's wearing a CIB (Combat Infantry Badge). No one is awarded that unless they're in a combat arms unit and deployed to a combat zone. I know a few infantry units that would love to have a word with that fat ****. A CIB is not taken lightly. For an infantry soldier, it means actually placing your life on the line in combat. The only time that fat **** has ever placed his life on the line is when he went to a buffet at Golden Corral with people even fatter than that ****er is. ..and even while this is a Marine, it's still combat infantry and many troops that receive the CIB end up like this:





So yeah, fat ass, it IS a big ****ing deal, fat ass. 

[GOBUCKS]

What sort of uniform is that, that the big guy's wearing?

At first I thought it might be a security guard uniform, but upon closer examination, no.

A pesticide applier?  The guy who sprays homes to prevent termites and somesuch?

Could be the Orkin man.

Seems to me, when I was a kid, we had a milkman who wore a hat like that.

But the more I think about it, I believe he's pretending to be a Maytag repairman.

[franksolich]

It's worse than that. He's wearing a CIB (Combat Infantry Badge). No one is awarded that unless they're in a combat arms unit and deployed to a combat zone. I know a few infantry units that would love to have a word with that fat ****. A CIB is not taken lightly. For an infantry soldier, it means actually placing your life on the line in combat. The only time that fat **** has ever placed his life on the line is when he went to a buffet at Golden Corral with people even fatter than that ****er is.

Serious?

I mean, my fellow Nebraskan's not the brightest bulb in the room, but I wouldn't think of him as being the sort to masquerade as an authentic military guy.  It's in him to be dishonest, but not to be that dishonest.

I thought maybe it was a faux uniform from some television series.

But real or not real, I still think the big guy's too old to be dressing up in costumes.

Like about 48 years too old.

[Rebel]

Serious?

I mean, my fellow Nebraskan's not the brightest bulb in the room, but I wouldn't think of him as being the sort to masquerade as an authentic military guy.  It's in him to be dishonest, but not to be that dishonest.

I thought maybe it was a faux uniform from some television series.

But real or not real, I still think the big guy's too old to be dressing up in costumes.

Like about 48 years too old.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_Infantryman_Badge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/25th_Infantry_Division_%28United_States%29

A patch worn on the right shoulder is a patch earned by serving in that unit in combat. A patch on the left shoulder is the unit you're currently assigned to. His left shoulder "patch" is a POW patch.

[franksolich]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_Infantryman_Badge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/25th_Infantry_Division_%28United_States%29

A patch worn on the right shoulder is a patch earned by serving in that unit in combat. A patch on the left shoulder is the unit you're currently assigned to. His left shoulder "patch" is a POW patch.

Hmmm.

One wonders how this will play in Bellevue, crammed full of current and former military people who vote.

[GOP Congress]

It's worse than that. He's wearing a CIB (Combat Infantry Badge). No one is awarded that unless they're in a combat arms unit and deployed to a combat zone. I know a few infantry units that would love to have a word with that fat ****. A CIB is not taken lightly. For an infantry soldier, it means actually placing your life on the line in combat. The only time that fat **** has ever placed his life on the line is when he went to a buffet at Golden Corral with people even fatter than that ****er is. ..and even while this is a Marine, it's still combat infantry and many troops that receive the CIB end up like this:





So yeah, fat ass, it IS a big ****ing deal, fat ass.  

I was noticing the same thing. I have an EIB but not CIB myself, as my service was in the late 70's-mid 80's with no war. I don't know if there is a law against wearing army decorations the way he's wearing it.

If Steve earned a CIB, I wouldn't have any problems with him wearing it, albeit as tasteless as it may be for an active candidate for office. But if he didn't earn one, then this is something that should, at the very least, warrant a letter to all three of his opponents in the race, as well as a letter to the Omaha newspaper.

EDIT: It looks as if this was a costume party he was at, judging by some of the other pictures.