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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #100 on: March 18, 2012, 02:49:09 PM »
Now now, OS said the Jew jeweler is a friend of the incumbent (the 1% R).  OS just does business there.  How a perenial out-on-a-disability deadbeat has money to do business anywhere is for the voters to decide.
Now that is a very good question.

I've never made a dime off unemployment or disability in my entire life, yet I do business with a jeweler maybe once, or at most twice, a year.

It's a real extravagance, unless your jeweler is Claire's (which is a place where Steve would probably like to hang out).

Yet this disability scamster frequents his local jeweler?

Do you suppose Steve is lying?

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #101 on: March 18, 2012, 02:52:37 PM »
Now that is a very good question.

I've never made a dime off unemployment or disability in my entire life, yet I do business with a jeweler maybe once, or at most twice, a year.

It's a real extravagance, unless your jeweler is Claire's (which is a place where Steve would probably like to hang out).

Yet this disability scamster frequents his local jeweler?

Do you suppose Steve is lying?

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #102 on: March 18, 2012, 02:53:51 PM »
I have to let this out.  Every time I see a picture of Socialist Steve Dawes of Bellevue, NE, I have this image in my head:

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #103 on: March 18, 2012, 03:43:46 PM »
In other words, minor staff worker for the liberal law firm of "Pooper, Swooper and Whine".
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #104 on: March 18, 2012, 04:36:06 PM »
Not according to the sources I have. I have very good sources that has told me many stories.

It's a eye opener for those who didn't know.

Sorry folks, but my time in CC is over. I'll see you around the bend.

You know, if anything the most rotund, healthiest pancreatic cancer patient in history and his sycophants owe us a debt of gratitude. More than anything else you guys imagine yourselves to be victims, bravely pushing against the forces holding you down. Doesn't matter whether you're rich or poor (let's face it, there are more one percenters on the left than the right), white, black, green, gay, straight, etc. you all think your fighting some noble battle against the forces of evil. You're all smarter than your bosses but can't get ahead, the best employee of the company so they fire you (presumably out of jealousy), your families are conservatives and your always trying to grace them with the truth but they refuse to listen so all you do is fight. You're so wise and see so much that others don't it makes your brains hurt so you have to swallow as many kinds of antidepressants as you can, the more head drugs you have to take the more you bravely suffer for your wisdom against a cruel, stupid, overly religious world. I must be a freaking genius.

So when you have the opportunity to turn someone into a martyr to make him the symbol of all you think you should be, you jump at the chance to live vicariously through him. And along comes Andy. Already disgraced from his association with Black Box Voting, DU votes back on the island. He makes a few speeches about vote fraud and chants "voter verified paper ballots" and he's a hero. As if you'd really want that...in order to verify your ballot you'd have to prove who you were, probably with some form of photo ID. Except suddenly he's gravely ill. There were so many practical, timely solutions he could have chosen...including going to one of the best pancreatic cancer hospitals in the country in his own backyard. But that would be too easy...no, this had to be a quest to go to a hospital that uses exactly the same protocols (WITHOUT Medicaid, which would have been available had his doctor only referred him), requiring a hero's journey across the country. How does one struggle against evil if one simply chooses the easiest, most practical and health conscious choice?

Facts & logic be damned! Suddenly, "freepers are trying to kill Andy for trying to get the truth out"! And his best coup was poor, stupid Beth, whose chaotic, long & poorly run fundraiser with absolutely no way to verify funds kept him from getting treatment for much longer than if he would if he'd simply gone to Virginia Mason. The more we pointed out the truth the louder Andy and his groupies hollered "VICTIM". Poor man was bravely battling a dreaded disease, a cruel medical establishment and evil freepers. You guys hit the trifecta! The end result, of course, is that he probably got more donations than he would if anyone was thinking with their heads. The thought of being a part of such a grand martyrdom, well, all it took was suspending the facts in front of you and belieeeeeeeeve!

Thus, the rotund one got more money with us than he would have without us. Same with Steve Dawes. He's getting more attention (and campaign money) than he would without us. Granted, he'll never have the gravitas of Andy but at least he can be a mini martyr.

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #105 on: March 18, 2012, 05:10:37 PM »
You know, if anything the most rotund, healthiest pancreatic cancer patient in history and his sycophants owe us a debt of gratitude. More than anything else you guys imagine yourselves to be victims, bravely pushing against the forces holding you down. Doesn't matter whether you're rich or poor (let's face it, there are more one percenters on the left than the right), white, black, green, gay, straight, etc. you all think your fighting some noble battle against the forces of evil. You're all smarter than your bosses but can't get ahead, the best employee of the company so they fire you (presumably out of jealousy), your families are conservatives and your always trying to grace them with the truth but they refuse to listen so all you do is fight. You're so wise and see so much that others don't it makes your brains hurt so you have to swallow as many kinds of antidepressants as you can, the more head drugs you have to take the more you bravely suffer for your wisdom against a cruel, stupid, overly religious world. I must be a freaking genius.

So when you have the opportunity to turn someone into a martyr to make him the symbol of all you think you should be, you jump at the chance to live vicariously through him. And along comes Andy. Already disgraced from his association with Black Box Voting, DU votes back on the island. He makes a few speeches about vote fraud and chants "voter verified paper ballots" and he's a hero. As if you'd really want that...in order to verify your ballot you'd have to prove who you were, probably with some form of photo ID. Except suddenly he's gravely ill. There were so many practical, timely solutions he could have chosen...including going to one of the best pancreatic cancer hospitals in the country in his own backyard. But that would be too easy...no, this had to be a quest to go to a hospital that uses exactly the same protocols (WITHOUT Medicaid, which would have been available had his doctor only referred him), requiring a hero's journey across the country. How does one struggle against evil if one simply chooses the easiest, most practical and health conscious choice?

Facts & logic be damned! Suddenly, "freepers are trying to kill Andy for trying to get the truth out"! And his best coup was poor, stupid Beth, whose chaotic, long & poorly run fundraiser with absolutely no way to verify funds kept him from getting treatment for much longer than if he would if he'd simply gone to Virginia Mason. The more we pointed out the truth the louder Andy and his groupies hollered "VICTIM". Poor man was bravely battling a dreaded disease, a cruel medical establishment and evil freepers. You guys hit the trifecta! The end result, of course, is that he probably got more donations than he would if anyone was thinking with their heads. The thought of being a part of such a grand martyrdom, well, all it took was suspending the facts in front of you and belieeeeeeeeve!

Thus, the rotund one got more money with us than he would have without us. Same with Steve Dawes. He's getting more attention (and campaign money) than he would without us. Granted, he'll never have the gravitas of Andy but at least he can be a mini martyr.

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2012, 06:44:07 PM »
Except I'm not. I'm not even from Omaha. I was born and raised in a city about 400 miles southwest of Omaha, and yes, it's a liberal city.

You can call me.. Ishmael.

Really?  You sound more like that punk ass, accountant wannabe from Allentown.  Why don't we just call you Short Al instead?
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #107 on: March 18, 2012, 07:34:39 PM »
He's posting from "Winsconsin". Makes one wonder, now that he has a "Rethuglican" governor, why doesn't he move back to that wonderful town 400 miles SW of Omaha that's ran by moonbats?
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #108 on: March 18, 2012, 07:37:00 PM »
He's posting from "Winsconsin". Makes one wonder, now that he has a "Rethuglican" governor, why doesn't he move back to that wonderful town 400 miles SW of Omaha that's ran by moonbats?

Not only from Wisconsin, but from a rather affluent community in Wisconsin.

And there's even a Ronald Reagan Elementary School there.

It could be he's just like many of the primitives, a rich kid trying to slum.
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #109 on: March 18, 2012, 07:49:40 PM »
Not only from Wisconsin, but from a rather affluent community in Wisconsin.

And there's even a Ronald Reagan Elementary School there.

It could be he's just like many of the primitives, a rich kid trying to slum.

Ahh, so he's exactly the type of moonbat I was referring to earlier. We have a Ronald Reagan Drive here in Evans, Ga. It's the road all of the government complexes are on. Columbia County is the reddest of red. I can understand all the old people that have been here for decades before the boom voting Dim if they were always Dim. What I cannot forgive are these carpet bagging moonbats that come here to escape Richmond County (Augusta) just to vote the same f'n way and for the same policies that f'ed up Richmond. Yes, RC has a Republican mayor, but as Rockur will attest, Augusta's mayor is a position with essentially no power.
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #110 on: March 18, 2012, 07:51:18 PM »
Not according to the sources I have. I have very good sources that has told me many stories.

It's a eye opener for those who didn't know.

Sorry folks, but my time in CC is over. I'll see you around the bend.

Well I'll grieve for about 2 seconds.   :tongue:
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #111 on: March 18, 2012, 07:54:19 PM »
Really?  You sound more like that punk ass, accountant wannabe from Allentown.  Why don't we just call you Short Al instead?

How about we call him asshole?   :-) :-)
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #112 on: March 18, 2012, 07:55:31 PM »
How about we call him asshole?   :-) :-)
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #113 on: March 18, 2012, 07:58:59 PM »
>snipage<
I would humbly ask, that for the next few days, delilahmused, have the addendum of "troll -slayer" be added to the screen name.
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #114 on: March 18, 2012, 08:10:18 PM »
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I have very good sources that has told me many stories.

Short Al did help Crazy Andrea for a while, but he's been gone for a while, I believe.

I think he got a job on the professional dwarf-tossing circuit.

Anyway, I don't recall a time when Short Al used such atrocious grammar.

There was also that cross-eyed DUmbass, Hawkeye-X, who was an admin there.

He was from a family with money, though he was a deadbeat running a disability scam, working for his father's business while drawing disability from Social Security. Don't think he was from Wisconsin.

Maybe this idiot is the cherub from Sheboygan.

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #115 on: March 18, 2012, 09:08:39 PM »
Well I'll grieve for about 2 seconds.   :tongue:

That's two seconds longer then I would care to give.
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #116 on: March 18, 2012, 10:53:34 PM »
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They just took down my Bellevue Ward I campaign tent!!!

Every time I see that I laugh, thinking about New York's Bellevue Hospital and its infamous psychiatric ward, and Steve-O's running for Class President!
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #117 on: March 18, 2012, 11:12:45 PM »
Every time I see that I laugh, thinking about New York's Bellevue Hospital and its infamous psychiatric ward, and Steve-O's running for Class President!
OMG, ypu just drug up  an old memory.
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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #118 on: March 18, 2012, 11:27:05 PM »
I would humbly ask, that for the next few days, delilahmused, have the addendum of "troll -slayer" be added to the screen name.
Only fitting.

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #119 on: March 18, 2012, 11:32:08 PM »
Oh, I've never had a formal title before!

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #120 on: March 19, 2012, 05:12:33 AM »
ALL HAIL CINDY THE TROLL SLAYER!!!!   :bow:

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #121 on: March 19, 2012, 10:29:11 AM »
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I have very good sources that has told me many stories.


This is one of those Icanhascheezeburger? cats. 

But we never got to hear any stories!   :bawl:

How are we attempting to "destroy" Steve Dawes?  We only want the Bellevue voters to understand that he's a lifelong supporter of Socialism.  What's wrong with that?  Lurkers, please answer.  If Socialism is right, true, noble, and successful, why try to hide it?  Why not shout it from the rooftops? 

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #122 on: March 19, 2012, 10:54:26 AM »
This is one of those Icanhascheezeburger? cats. 

But we never got to hear any stories! 
He is due beer and travel money, and many experiences.

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Re: Who stole Obamaha Steve's tuxedo??
« Reply #123 on: March 20, 2012, 07:19:46 PM »
This is one of those Icanhascheezeburger? cats. 

But we never got to hear any stories!   :bawl:

How are we attempting to "destroy" Steve Dawes?  We only want the Bellevue voters to understand that he's a lifelong supporter of Socialism.  What's wrong with that?  Lurkers, please answer.  If Socialism is right, true, noble, and successful, why try to hide it?  Why not shout it from the rooftops? 


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