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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #100 on: March 06, 2012, 12:51:49 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 06, 2012, 06:55:47 AM
I know that one shouldn't answer a question with another question, but the answer is . . . Would Stevenumbers hit it? :???: :fuelfire:

'Ol SteveNumbNutz would hit this!


So, my vote would be yea!
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #101 on: March 06, 2012, 12:57:27 PM »
Quote from: cmypay on March 05, 2012, 03:21:18 PM
My daughter is now on BC to control diagnosed PMDD. We waited until after she turned 18, to see if it would "straighten out" on its own. I'm really concerned that these girls are on BC so very young, while their bodies are still trying to mature. There are consequences to long term hormone pills, sometimes including infertility (as happened to one of my friends whose parents put her on BC pills at 14).

I just asked my daughter if anything like this has happened at her school. She informed me she was one of the last of the girls she knows to go on the pill, but no one really cares. They know who the sluts are and it's not because they take the pill.

I am someone that has infertility issues (my body can easily get pregnant yet I can't hold onto the pregnancy).  You wouldn't believe how many women on my fertility sites have been screwed over by the pill.  Their bodies and fertility get so screwed up by the pill that when they do come off of it after deciding to conceive it takes years for their body to right itself if it even ever does. 

I got the paragard copper iud after this last baby but I am going to get it taken out.  If I get pregnant, I get pregnant and it's God's will.  I don't like anything foreign inside me (shutup).
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #102 on: March 06, 2012, 01:36:54 PM »
OK, gang. I figured it out. DUH!!

Statement One:

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On Monday, I am going to my child's high school and meeting with her counselor and principal. I don't yet know what I am going to say but I know this- nothing is going to take away the pain my daughter felt, the humiliation she felt, the indignation she felt. Nothing will make this all O.K., nothing will take us back to before this all happened. As a parent, you want to protect your child from hurt and pain. I didn't protect my child from this- I can only try to make sure that she suffers no more at the hands of these little witches. Or ignorant assholes like Rush Limbaugh.

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On Monday, I am going to my child's high school and meeting with her counselor and principal. I don't yet know what I am going to say but I know this- nothing is going to take away the pain my daughter felt, the humiliation she felt, the indignation she felt. Nothing will make this all O.K., nothing will take us back to before this all happened. As a parent, you want to protect your child from hurt and pain. I didn't protect my child from this- I can only try to make sure that she suffers no more at the hands of these little witches. Or ignorant assholes like Rush Limbaugh.

Here is what I get:

I don't think that the REAL target of her wrath are the girls, or even Rush. The REAL target is the TEACHER who has the NERVE to support Rush Limbaugh! I think that she's going to try to get this teacher sacked, or at least put on notice, that since he supports Rush, that she's going to organize something.

In short, she's going to pull a Sandra Fluke herself.

There. Answer solved.
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #103 on: March 06, 2012, 01:55:04 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on March 06, 2012, 01:36:54 PM
OK, gang. I figured it out. DUH!!

Statement One:

Statement Two:

Here is what I get:

I don't think that the REAL target of her wrath are the girls, or even Rush. The REAL target is the TEACHER who has the NERVE to support Rush Limbaugh! I think that she's going to try to get this teacher sacked, or at least put on notice, that since he supports Rush, that she's going to organize something.

In short, she's going to pull a Sandra Fluke herself.

There. Answer solved.

I honestly think there is no Rush loving teacher. I half wonder if there is even a 16 year old daughter.
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #104 on: March 06, 2012, 01:59:06 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 06, 2012, 12:57:27 PM
I got the paragard copper iud after this last baby but I am going to get it taken out.  If I get pregnant, I get pregnant and it's God's will.  I don't like anything foreign inside me (shutup).

Sounds like our Australian and Canadian friends are out of luck, then.
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #105 on: March 06, 2012, 02:05:34 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 06, 2012, 01:59:06 PM
Sounds like our Australian and Canadian friends are out of luck, then.

Sucks to be them! :yahoo: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #106 on: March 06, 2012, 03:10:10 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on March 06, 2012, 01:36:54 PM
OK, gang. I figured it out. DUH!!

Statement One:

Statement Two:

Here is what I get:

I don't think that the REAL target of her wrath are the girls, or even Rush. The REAL target is the TEACHER who has the NERVE to support Rush Limbaugh! I think that she's going to try to get this teacher sacked, or at least put on notice, that since he supports Rush, that she's going to organize something.

In short, she's going to pull a Sandra Fluke herself.

There. Answer solved.
Someone has forgotten that DUmmies lie, all the time, about every single thing.

There's no daughter, no teacher, and no school.

Chances are strong, though, that there is a slut.
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #107 on: March 06, 2012, 04:21:58 PM »
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #108 on: March 06, 2012, 05:08:05 PM »
I have a trick for remembering that's beavis.
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #109 on: March 06, 2012, 09:51:48 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on March 06, 2012, 05:54:48 AM
That story is about as true as this one

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/02/26/1068434/-Banker-Leaves-1-Tip-on-133-Bill-to-Show-His-Disdain-for-the-99-

That turned out to be a LIE also.

I tell you, the DUmmies just like drama.  Any little thing gets them all pissy.

Speaking of acne, my son was on accutane in high school.  That was a miracle drug for him.  I had to fill out questionaires every month. The drug company wanted to make sure he wasn't female and was on or using no less than 3 methods of birth control. The doctor confirmed he was male.   :-)

I'm showing my age here but I assumed girls today were more sophisticated than we were back in the day. You'd think being on birth control pills would make you cool and Mom super cool. What do I know.



You're not showing your age.  I am 28 years old and when I was in high school, nobody bragged about being on BC.  I cannot recall a single person from high school that bragged about it.
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #110 on: March 06, 2012, 09:56:03 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 06, 2012, 12:57:27 PM
I am someone that has infertility issues (my body can easily get pregnant yet I can't hold onto the pregnancy).  You wouldn't believe how many women on my fertility sites have been screwed over by the pill.  Their bodies and fertility get so screwed up by the pill that when they do come off of it after deciding to conceive it takes years for their body to right itself if it even ever does. 

I got the paragard copper iud after this last baby but I am going to get it taken out.  If I get pregnant, I get pregnant and it's God's will. I don't like anything foreign inside me (shutup).

Sorry... had to do it.  :)

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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #111 on: March 06, 2012, 10:21:15 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 06, 2012, 12:57:27 PM
I am someone that has infertility issues (my body can easily get pregnant yet I can't hold onto the pregnancy).  You wouldn't believe how many women on my fertility sites have been screwed over by the pill.  Their bodies and fertility get so screwed up by the pill that when they do come off of it after deciding to conceive it takes years for their body to right itself if it even ever does. 

I got the paragard copper iud after this last baby but I am going to get it taken out.  If I get pregnant, I get pregnant and it's God's will.  I don't like anything foreign inside me (shutup).
I was just thinking: on the one hand, liberals are demanding everything be "natural" especially when it comes to the food they put in their bodies. At the same time, they want free, unnatural drugs to stop their bodies from taking their natural course after coitus.

Go figure.
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #112 on: March 07, 2012, 12:01:14 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on March 06, 2012, 10:21:15 PM
I was just thinking: on the one hand, liberals are demanding everything be "natural" especially when it comes to the food they put in their bodies. At the same time, they want free, unnatural drugs to stop their bodies from taking their natural course after coitus.

Go figure.
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #113 on: March 07, 2012, 12:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 06, 2012, 09:51:48 PM
You're not showing your age.  I am 28 years old and when I was in high school, nobody bragged about being on BC.  I cannot recall a single person from high school that bragged about it.
I can't imagine that girls would ever want to risk being thought of as a slut, except in the inner city, where bearing a taxpayer-supported bastard is a badge of honor.

Even sluts like Kim Kardashian, and Paris Hilton, and the Kenyan's Fluke ho want people  to think of them as something else.
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #114 on: March 07, 2012, 01:01:41 PM »
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #115 on: March 07, 2012, 05:20:07 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on March 07, 2012, 01:01:41 PM
Within an enigma perhaps?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ARiddleWrappedInAMysteryInsideAnEnigma

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I like where you went with this. As I reviewed your link I found a possibly more appropriate description of libs. Misery wrapped in an enema.
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #116 on: March 07, 2012, 06:52:33 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 07, 2012, 05:20:07 PM
I like where you went with this. As I reviewed your link I found a possibly more appropriate description of libs. Misery wrapped in an enema.

Gracias.  I confess I was looking for a single quote but had to include the whole link.  :-)
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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #117 on: March 11, 2012, 10:15:06 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on March 05, 2012, 06:50:49 PM
If ya can't hold an aspirin between yer knees, ya might be a slut!

Oh, shit! Ya suggest abstinence! You'd be infringing on their sexuality!

According to these liberal slugs, whenever you decide to spread yer legs, that's when you should let little Johny have his way with you! After all, if you' as a parent gets involved your crimpin' their style! To discourage that is a crime against humanity!

To be fair, young men aren't encouraged to be exactly honorable anymore either. We aren't raising either gender to be honorable and the result is encouraging young men and women both to act on their most primal NATURAL instincts. Teenagers aren't really doing anything out of the ordinary for their natural human processes, just society has coarsened to the point that it is acceptable for both men and women to have no self-restraint or self-respect AND that's been paired with having no responsibility for the outcome of the sexual act.

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Re: I've spent the past 2 days trying to convince my 16 y/o she is not a "slut"
« Reply #118 on: March 11, 2012, 11:27:38 AM »
It has long been a high priority on the lib agenda to separate the consequences of sex, from the act of sex. Sex without consequences. They have made quite a bit of progress as progressives in this endeavor, but because libs don't understand human nature let alone the divine, they will never be able to completely separate them.
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