I wonder if the Sonoma cops like to play with his fully automatic weapons.
What's with the Elmer T. Lee single-barrel bourbon? TiT has alwyas been a Bombay Sapphire man.
If TiT got a Kindle, he may have read the hilarious, fabulously-popular series of Kindle-only books about Donovan Creed, a mysterious, infallible, pseudo-CIA assassin, with James Bond sex appeal. When you read those books, you're unavoidably struck by how Creed is an exact caricature of the persona TiT has worked so hard to construct at the DUmp.
Creed, like this reincarnation of TiT, drinks only single-barrel bourbon. Unlike TiT, Creed would never take a job selling bird baths and chia pets.