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There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« on: January 21, 2011, 08:22:08 PM »
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There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
   

Point 1: Obama has not gotten an new press secretary

Point 2: If he were to tap Keith, I couldn't think of a better voice to give Obama the 'fighting' cred.

Point 3: Assuming #2, the task of making the announcement would fall to President Obama, NOT Keith.

Point 4: Assuming #2, he could NOT make the announcement while Keith was still a 'sitting anchor', conflict of interest city.

Point 5: Comcast would have to be insane to pull this. They KNOW that all hell would break loose.

This is a gut feeling, but this may be a good thing....

Maybe nobody watched the show you big DUmmies.

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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2011, 08:24:03 PM »
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2011, 08:25:51 PM »
Actually it would be funny as hell if Keef becomes the next Press secretary.
The only problem is, he has no experience speaking to large audiences.  :lmao:
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2011, 08:28:47 PM »
Point 6: Comcast realized that the sorry prick would make more money selling oranges off the 101 Freeway.

Suck it bitches...Keef now officially can be hired to lick my sweaty ****ing balls.

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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2011, 08:30:09 PM »
His last ratings for this week had him just barely squeeking out over 1 million viewers. Sucks to be him if this isn't another MSLSD stunt like the last time he got canned.
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2011, 08:40:10 PM »
OMG that actually think he was tapped for press secretary???


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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2011, 08:55:38 PM »
My money's on the possibility that he got caught in a motel room in Jersey with Crissy Mathews, a gallon of Kool Whip, fifty feet of rope and a goat.......

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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2011, 08:56:27 PM »
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There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
  

Point 1: Obama has not gotten an new press secretary

Point 2: If he were to tap Keith, I couldn't think of a better voice to give Obama the 'fighting' cred.

Point 3: Assuming #2, the task of making the announcement would fall to President Obama, NOT Keith.

Point 4: Assuming #2, he could NOT make the announcement while Keith was still a 'sitting anchor', conflict of interest city.

Point 5: Comcast would have to be insane to pull this. They KNOW that all hell would break loose.

This is a gut feeling, but this may be a good thing....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

That's some funny shit right there!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

This guy is kiddin' right?

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

No really, is this guy series?????????

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, snort, hehehehehehehehehehe, cough, wheeze!!!!
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2011, 08:57:18 PM »
As always, Ace freakin nails my emotions...



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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2011, 08:57:55 PM »
Actually it would be funny as hell if Keef becomes the next Press secretary.
The only problem is, he has no experience speaking to large audiences.  :lmao:

Possibly BUTT a DUmmy with the 1000 mile stare is the perfect candidate for a DeamoncRat spokes WomYn...
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2011, 08:59:20 PM »
My money's on the possibility that he got caught in a motel room in Jersey with Crissy Mathews, a gallon of Kool Whip, fifty feet of rope and a goat.......

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Why you got to drag the goat into this, Doc?  :mad:
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2011, 09:00:55 PM »
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

That's some funny shit right there!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

This guy is kiddin' right?

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

No really, is this guy series?????????

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, snort, hehehehehehehehehehe, cough, wheeze!!!!

That's a whole lot of assuming going on.  The last I heard, Comcast was rolling heads @ MSNBC.  Maybe Mr. Maddow is next.
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2011, 09:01:58 PM »
That's a whole lot of assuming going on.  The last I heard, Comcast was rolling heads @ MSNBC.  Maybe Mr. Maddow is next.

I personally think the walking shitstain was fired because of Right-Wing Vitriol!!!!!

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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2011, 09:02:16 PM »
Point 6: Comcast realized that the sorry prick would make more money selling oranges off the 101 Freeway.

Suck it bitches...Keef now officially can be hired to lick my sweaty ****ing balls.
Holy Shi'ite mann...Eye now must wrap my sweaty balls in steel chain mail...there be zero ****ing tonight...thank you very much!  :-) :hammer: :fuelfire:
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2011, 09:05:24 PM »
My money's on the possibility that he got caught in a motel room in Jersey with Crissy Mathews, a gallon of Kool Whip, fifty feet of rope and a goat.......

doc

HEY!!!

Ya got a problem with Kool Whip?
Do ya.... :-) :-)
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2011, 09:08:20 PM »
My money's on the possibility that he got caught in a motel room in Jersey with Crissy Mathews, a gallon of Kool Whip, fifty feet of rope and a goat.......

doc

The goat's name is Betsy...


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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2011, 09:14:21 PM »
That's a whole lot of assuming going on.  The last I heard, Comcast was rolling heads @ MSNBC.  Maybe Mr. Maddow is next.

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if Obiewan recruited that DipShit to be press secretary! After all, I've never seen a pres so far out of touch with the American people!

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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2011, 09:15:51 PM »
How funny would it be if he was replaced by a Republican?
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2011, 09:17:27 PM »
At MSNBC?  They'll probably put on Dana Milbank or Joe Scarborough.
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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2011, 09:17:38 PM »
Oh my my my my my :lmao:

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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2011, 09:44:44 PM »
Oh my! I just read this Tweet :lmao:

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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2011, 09:45:14 PM »
Point 6: Comcast realized that the sorry prick would make more money selling oranges off the 101 Freeway.

Suck it bitches...Keef now officially can be hired to lick my sweaty ****ing balls.


What I would like to know - who holds that job right now? 

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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2011, 09:45:53 PM »
Oh no! Not Keef! I feel so bad for The Munch.
I guess if you have a half-assed TV show, on a network watched only by a handful of moonbats, and your network gets bigger audiences rerunning old prison shows, you're on thin ice. Keef's ratings were neck-and-neck with Skimmer's interview on that turk show.

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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2011, 09:46:39 PM »
:lmao:

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Re: There is another possibility on Keith's situation....
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2011, 09:47:10 PM »
Oh my! I just read this Tweet :lmao:

MarkSimoneNY  Mark Simone
Olbermann has two years left on his contract. Under contract terms, he may not be able to appear on another network for two years.



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