Another bowel clencher from CalPig

[Revolution]

Haha, sick.

I had to stop reading "Anal" after about six lines. I think I heard my sould crying.

[Boudicca]

The scolding was from CP herself. Soon, I will post it for you all! It is great!

Did she begin with the nauseating "My dear soleil"?  Anyway,  for getting under her skin, although only in a manner of speaking.

[soleil]

Did she begin with the nauseating "My dear soleil"?  Anyway,  for getting under her skin, although only in a manner of speaking.

Oh no! I quit being "my dear" long ago! And unfortunately, she has made me hate that term of endearment. Never ever ever will I say that. EVER.

[Boudicca]

Oh no! I quit being "my dear" long ago! And unfortunately, she has made me hate that term of endearment. Never ever ever will I say that. EVER.

No shit-I USED to call DH "dear" all the time.  Now, never!
I think it's hilarious the old sow is reading all of our comments over here and knashing her dentures.

[franksolich]

I think it's hilarious the old sow is reading all of our comments over here and knashing her dentures.

Good.

Because the California piggy primitive needs to be alerted franksolich is sending her something in the mail.

A contract for the California piggy primitive to designate franksolich her literary agent.

I'm sure I could place her poems easily--national, international, publications--her stuff would sell like hotcakes, and my 15% commission isn't chopped liver.

[Revolution]

Read this, Piggy!


I know you care what we say.
You are the bane of existence.
Your poems are revolting, and gray,
despite your persistence.
Why you try, is beyond me.
You know if you heart, you're never gonna make it.
You're a horrid woman, whly can't you see.
So eithere shut up, or sit back, and take it.


In closing, I could write circles around you, bitch.