Another bowel clencher from CalPig

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-09-10 05:45 AM
Original message
A new poem: Find Yourself 
 where do I go
how do I do that

am I lost
do I need to be found

will anyone
find me

I’m someone
after all
I exist in time and space
maybe I’m just not where I need to be
right now
I’m so confused
I may never figure it out

just how do you go about

finding someone

who doesn’t want to

be




© 2010 MLC
 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9425990

Copyrighted?

Really?

You mean someone might try to steal it?

[BlueStateSaint]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9425990

Copyrighted?

Really?

You mean someone might try to steal it?

They might try to wipe their ass with it, which is all that her words deserve.

[JohnnyReb]

A guide to writting DUmmie poetry.

A new poem: Find Yourself 

Where do I go? How do I do that? Am I lost? Do I need to be found? Will anyone
find me? I’m someone after all. I exist in time and space maybe? I’m just not where I need to be right now. I’m so confused. I may never figure it out. Just how do you go about finding someone who doesn’t want to be?

First write something stupid.....Now drop all punctuation, chop it up into 2 to 4 words per line and triple space.....WAA-LAA ....DUmmie poetry.

[miskie]

Grind Yourself
  
 where do I go
how do I do that

am I alone
on the dance floor

will anyone
grind me

I’m someone
after all
My tender parts, all in place
well, maybe not my breasts, as they slap my knees in time
right now
I’m so aroused
I need to find a pole to grind against

just how do you go about

grinding someone

when they run

away




© 2010 M.

[Randy]

Grind Yourself
  
 where do I go
how do I do that

am I alone
on the dance floor

will anyone
grind me

I’m someone
after all
My tender parts, all in place
well, maybe not my breasts, as they slap my knees in time
right now
I’m so aroused
I need to find a pole to grind against

just how do you go about

grinding someone

when they run

away




© 2010 M.

 

OMG! I was going to create my own homage turd to Piggy but there's no way I could best the work of Mhe Master.

[Ballygrl]

It's at 0 recs.

[Ballygrl]

Grind Yourself
  
 where do I go
how do I do that

am I alone
on the dance floor

will anyone
grind me

I’m someone
after all
My tender parts, all in place
well, maybe not my breasts, as they slap my knees in time
right now
I’m so aroused
I need to find a pole to grind against

just how do you go about

grinding someone

when they run

away

© 2010 M.

[PatriotGame]

Oh good God.

Open head, empty jug:

[Ballygrl]

mycatfred  (87 posts)        Fri Jul-09-10 04:30 AM
Response to Original message
7. This one hits home, CaliforniaPeggy!
   I'm surrounded by people who need help, or need to see the positive side or the possibility in some things but can't seem to quite get there. . . Sometimes, I have to admit, I'm one of those people.
Wonderful poem, by the way. I really love your work. You have a talent many people would love to have. You know, forming emotion through stiff limes and verses that poems have.
About inspiration, I find when I write, I get the same random epiphanies that just strike a cord in you. Except, I'm a story-writer not a poet.

I've noticed that I end up posting on every poem you've written since, you know, I started to try to get my post count higher. So if you keep posting poems (which I'm sure you will) they might just be the thing that gets my post count to 1000+.

CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Fri Jul-09-10 11:56 AM
Response to Reply #7
9. my dear mycatfred!   
   Hey, I'm glad I can help a fellow writer get to 1000 posts! You know I will keep posting.....I always look forward to your thoughtful comments...

I know I sometimes feel lost...it's part of the human condition, after all.

Thank you for all those nice comments, sweetie!

Oh no, does this mean we're going to be subjected to 913 more poems to get this person's post count to 1,000?

[Randy]

mycatfred  (87 posts)        Fri Jul-09-10 04:30 AM
Response to Original message
7. This one hits home, CaliforniaPeggy!
   I'm surrounded by people who need help, or need to see the positive side or the possibility in some things but can't seem to quite get there. . . Sometimes, I have to admit, I'm one of those people.
Wonderful poem, by the way. I really love your work. You have a talent many people would love to have. You know, forming emotion through stiff limes and verses that poems have.
About inspiration, I find when I write, I get the same random epiphanies that just strike a cord in you. Except, I'm a story-writer not a poet.

I've noticed that I end up posting on every poem you've written since, you know, I started to try to get my post count higher. So if you keep posting poems (which I'm sure you will) they might just be the thing that gets my post count to 1000+.

Alright, which one of you smartasses is sucking up to Piggy to get some DUmpcred? Isn't that considered cheating? 

[Chris_]

mycatfred  (87 posts)        Fri Jul-09-10 04:30 AM
Response to Original message

7. You know, forming emotion through stiff limes and verses that poems have.

[soleil]

She copyrights it all! And that is the kicker. Her poems are so sucky, but she is scared someone might steal from it?   And I know for a fact that she "borrows" from real poets. Suck it bitch.

HArsh maybe, but let me tell you this is no nice old lady. From what I have been told by several people, Mrs. Poetry Oh Noetry is the evil one in person. Totally self absorbed. It is totally obvious now, but she loves My Dear CalPeg and no one else.

No need to copyright Peg. Nobody will steal from you. I PROMISE. And copyrights DO NOT MAKE YOU A LEGIT POET!

[DumbAss Tanker]

I have found that her ideas aren't worth more than 17 syllables, if that, so they can generally be rewritten in haiku form, eliminating all her irritating nonpunctuation and long line breaks.  This one, for instance, could capture all the same alleged inspiration with the much more concise:

Seeking self-knowledge,
I despair; alas, my head's
Too far up my ass.

CalPiggie

[BlueStateSaint]

I have found that her ideas aren't worth more than 17 syllables, if that, so they can generally be rewritten in haiku form, eliminating all her irritating nonpunctuation and long line breaks.  This one, for instance, could capture all the same alleged inspiration with the much more concise:

Seeking self-knowledge,
I despair; alas, my head's
Too far up my ass.

CalPiggie

And, it even has the elements of nature (self-knowledge, head-in-ass) that a haiku requires.

But, I want to know, is a lawyer involved in the copyright process?  If so, is there one that stupid to actually . . . Now that I think of it, there's got to be (more than) one that unscrupulous to actually take her money to do that paperwork for her.

I call BS on the copyright.

[formerlurker]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9425990

Copyrighted?

Really?

You mean someone might try to steal it?

 

[DumbAss Tanker]

And, it even has the elements of nature (self-knowledge, head-in-ass) that a haiku requires.

But, I want to know, is a lawyer involved in the copyright process?  If so, is there one that stupid to actually . . . Now that I think of it, there's got to be (more than) one that unscrupulous to actually take her money to do that paperwork for her.

I call BS on the copyright.

No lawyer required, you can get a great run-down on in it by either looking at the Library of Congress website (Where copyrights are registered), or in a current Writers' Market or Artists' Market in the reference section at your local library.  Basically whether you pay to formally register or not, you have a defensible copyright just by publishing the copyright symbol, year, and identifying name or initials with the work.  Actually paying to register (A quite nominal fee, compared to the rapacious ones charged by Dept. of Commerce's Patent and Trademark Office for trademark registrations) does make proof easier and gives you some additional remedies in a suit.  I don't know what the current fees are, and what I register is visual art stuff which has slightly different rules, but the last set of designs I copyrighted for my work was $30.00 a pop, it has probably gone up five or ten bucks since.

[Boudicca]

She copyrights it all! And that is the kicker. Her poems are so sucky, but she is scared someone might steal from it?   And I know for a fact that she "borrows" from real poets. Suck it bitch.

HArsh maybe, but let me tell you this is no nice old lady. From what I have been told by several people, Mrs. Poetry Oh Noetry is the evil one in person. Totally self absorbed. It is totally obvious now, but she loves My Dear CalPeg and no one else.

No need to copyright Peg. Nobody will steal from you. I PROMISE. And copyrights DO NOT MAKE YOU A LEGIT POET!

Of course she is evil.  Otherwise bobbolink's heartfelt pleas for a roof over her head would have been met with the rich one's immediate vacany of her home so as to accomodate the homeless bobbo.

[franksolich]

Of course she is evil.  Otherwise bobbolink's heartfelt pleas for a roof over her head would have been met with the rich one's immediate vacany of her home so as to accomodate the homeless bobbo.

Or the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive, the "Wiley50" primitive, who's building an ark up in the mountains of Tennessee, and planning to float it there out into the ocean, where he can leave the United States but still get those disability checks.

I forget exactly how the exchange went, but when the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive was bemoaning all his troubles, the California piggy primitive, who lives in a spacious mansion down by Los Angeles, "she" and her husband alone, said she'd like to do something for the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive.

At which the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive plaintively asked, "Can I move in with you?"

The California piggy primitive, at the time just back from a shopping-spree in London, took off from that campfire faster than the speed of light.

[soleil]

Of course she is evil.  Otherwise bobbolink's heartfelt pleas for a roof over her head would have been met with the rich one's immediate vacany of her home so as to accomodate the homeless bobbo.

Not only that, she saw a friend from waaaay back when who was homeless. She doesn't want homeless people in her life. She says so herself. DISGUSTING!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7863471


And I see my comment in that thread. I want to puke. Always trying to be nice. Totally wish I could take that comment back and again tell her to SUCK IT! This was before I knew how she really was. I was fooled myself. 

[franksolich]

Not only that, she saw a friend from waaaay back when who is now homeless. She doesn't want homeless people in her life. She says so herself. DISGUSTING!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7863471


And I see my comment in that thread. I want to puke. Always trying to be nice. Totally wish I could take that comment back and again tell her to SUCK IT!

Oh my.

Oh my again.

That's quite a find, madam, and I compliment you for it.

It's a great find.

And a really big campfire, too.

[Chris_]

Of course she doesn't want homeless people in her life... that's the government's job.

[soleil]

Oh my.

Oh my again.

That's quite a find, madam, and I compliment you for it.

It's a great find.

And a really big campfire, too.

From other things I've heard about her, this is the REAL her. She is inconvenienced by those in need or those she thinks are below her. Which is pretty much everyone. I should show you the $20 fork thread!! Off to find it!!

[franksolich]

The Straight Story  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:15 AM
THE CROOKED TALE PRIMITIVE
Response to Original message

11. My Dear Peggy
   
The only words of advice I can give you is to use your own ability at poetry to write about this.

I cannot judge you on this or understand what it is you know about it all, but knowing you I believe you could turn this into something positive for both yourself and this person through your insightful poems.

Give me a few and a few more drinks and even I might write a poem about it

You are a good woman Peggy, one that I admire, and I trust you here.

CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:18 AM
THE CALIFORNIA PIGGY PRIMITIVE, #10 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #11

14. Ah, my dear Straight Story...
   
Well, I feel as though my poetic abilities are dried up and blown away by this tonight...

Maybe tomorrow, or later, though...

Be my guest! I'd love to see what you come up with...

Thank you for your admiration and trust...

The Straight Story  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:41 AM
THE CROOKED TALE PRIMITIVE
Response to Reply #14

21. For you my Friend, a poem about it all *written in my own odd syle*:
   
Years gone by and I met you again
Times had changed for you and I

You, lost and not making sense to me
Me, moved on and having grown in a life

We each came from a different tree
We each grew a different way

I grew in a grove that was tended to
One where I had care, and where I too cared

You grew in a field, wild
and unkempt, a wayward orchard where few would go to pick fruit

A fence kept us apart, kept me safe while I was tended to
While it also kept you in your place, where your problems could not affect others

Alas, this did not mean I felt better, nor did I feel you worse
It was what was, a separation that did not create an equality

Over time I saw over that fence, my branches breached the barrier
as did yours to mine

We touched for one brief moment
Before we were pruned by our care givers

My branches still reach out to you, as yours do to mine
Two trees standing in time

But those that have been entrusted with our care hide
and blame us

for not being closer
for not producing more fruit.

Someday my branches will touch yours
and yours will mine

For but a brief moment they did
But I did not know what to do, as I was so used to being pruned

I knew you as you knew me
but we let others cut back on that which we held to be true

Someday, we will be friends again
when those that hold you back instead choose to help you

Accept me and my ways as I do you and yours
And break together these bonds that hold us both back

----too tired to finish

CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:44 AM
THE CALIFORNIA PIGGY PRIMITIVE, #10 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #21

22. That's really good...
   
It's true to what happened tonight...

Thank you!

The Straight Story  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:48 AM
THE CROOKED TALE PRIMITIVE
Response to Reply #22

23. well, not really
   
Too dunk (err drunk!) to post anything worthwhile

[franksolich]

Beausoir  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:17 AM
Response to Original message

12. Her gut-wrenching poverty isn't about you. It is about HER. She's hungry. She is desperate.
   
Your guilt does nothing to fill her empty belly.

Feel guilty and post on a silly internet message board all you want....she is still hungry.

bluesbassman  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:43 AM
Response to Reply #15

37. You did not create her problems.
   
They very fact that you feel anguish over this incident reveals your heart and integrity. To look upon someone in her condition and feel contempt, something you did not do by the way, that would be harsh. The previous poster was incorrect, and IMO out of line.

Oh my.

[franksolich]

Sheets of Easter  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 10:01 AM
Response to Reply #12

55. You hit it out of the park and smashed a light, "The Natural" style.
   
The lofty OP isn't so much about the person in need as it is about how she feels. Hate to be so harsh, but I found nothing genuine in it.

AngryOldDem  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 02:51 PM
Response to Reply #55

106. What's more...
   
...if a relatively "unknown" poster had written this, he or she would have been drawn and quartered for being heartless and uncaring. Seen it too many damned times here on DU to assume otherwise.

It sucks when the harsh realities of life smack you in the face. Peggy, if you want to feel better, volunteer time at the nearest shelter -- go the distance. Or, if there is any kind of charity that works with the poor where you live, go there. They can always use help of any kind.

If your conscience is so bothered, then do something other than seek solace in the company of your cheering section.

Sorry to be so harsh, too; Peggy always strike me as being a fair and genuine person. But I am just stunned at the hypocrisy here as she gets a pass on a reaction that would have drawn derision (and worse) from many here.

Oh, and before anyone asks, what do I do? I am a guest attendant at a homeless shelter, and I am just minutes away from going to work. I got into this work exactly because of the same feelings you described. It bothered me and my conscience to see homelessness up close. So I decided to help out where I could.

Oh my again.