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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2012, 10:33:41 PM »
I think his taste in haberdashery befits him well to govern.



I think he looks like Sasquatch in a rented suit.

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2012, 10:44:40 PM »
He's not quite ready, Yeti.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2012, 10:52:49 PM »
I think his taste in haberdashery befits him well to govern.


Beautiful girl on the left...but its just wrong when the guy in the middle has nicer hair than the girl...
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2012, 12:14:46 AM »
Beautiful girl on the left...but its just wrong when the guy in the middle has nicer hair than the girl...

Isn't that the bass player from Whitesnake?


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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2012, 12:21:14 AM »
Isn't that the bass player from Whitesnake?

Naw, I don't think so.  Look closer, and you'll see it is Joe Dirt.

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2012, 01:24:58 AM »
Steve suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect.  He should at least be entertaining to his constituents in Ward 1, if elected. 

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2012, 03:13:53 AM »
I think his taste in haberdashery befits him well to govern.



Bellevue's Boss Tweeds contingent.

The girl is the strong arm of the group.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2012, 04:38:12 AM »
Party on, Garth.




Garth?
Or GURTH!    :lmao:

I see Nadin used the good rig, with the wide angle lens for that shot.   :lmao:
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2012, 01:22:58 PM »
Garth?
Or GURTH
!    :lmao:

I see Nadin used the good rig, with the wide angle lens for that shot.   :lmao:
Girth. :-)
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2012, 01:25:55 PM »
Girth. :-)

You know, that w--i--d--e tie makes him look even wider.

And the way his face and beard are, he looks like a stuffed Amishman.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2012, 01:37:44 PM »
You know, that w--i--d--e tie makes him look even wider.

And the way his face and beard are, he looks like a stuffed Amishman.
Having lived many years in Amish country, I have never seen a fat Amishman.

Some of their ladies become portly in late middle age, but never the men.

Unlike Socialist Steve Dawes, they are without exception hard and honest workers.

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2012, 08:08:15 PM »
Girth. :-)

I like GURTH better.

The U is wider than the I.   :lmao:
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2012, 08:14:09 PM »
I like GURTH better.

The U is wider than the I.   :lmao:
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2012, 07:26:32 PM »
He's a guy willing to stand behind his own statements:

www.electstevedawes.com

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2012, 07:27:20 PM »
It's been suggested by another long-time distinguished member here that the DUmpster compile a list of the Top Ten Reasons to vote for Steve Dawes.

Anybody game?

I'd say he's a pretty damned good socialist, for one.

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2016, 09:40:13 PM »
My gawd, this ancient thread's still being read by the big guy's pals from Skins' island.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2016, 09:44:41 PM »
My gawd, this ancient thread's still being read by the big guy's pals from Skins' island.

Maybe now that Steve is in the sunset of his life, he is trying to figure out where he went wrong, and has decided to turn to the only people honest enough to tell him why.   

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2016, 09:57:56 PM »
11. Vote for Steve. He's losing his mind...not that you would ever know.
12. Vote for Steve. Hey, come on. mini tacos.
13. Vote for Steve. You didn't need all that money anyhow.
 
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2016, 10:11:32 PM »
11. Vote for Steve. He's losing his mind...not that you would ever know.
12. Vote for Steve. Hey, come on. mini tacos.
13. Vote for Steve. You didn't all that money anyhow.

Yup.

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2016, 11:13:57 PM »
Vote for Steve - Unlike Hillary, when he changes positions, it's not flip-flopping, it's brain damage.

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2016, 04:07:21 AM »
He's a hero of the stolen valor crowd.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2016, 08:35:37 AM »
Vote for Steve...at lest he's not DougBulna.
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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #47 on: January 30, 2016, 11:51:10 AM »
11. Vote for Steve. He's losing his mind...not that you would ever know.
12. Vote for Steve. Hey, come on. mini tacos.
13. Vote for Steve. You didn't need all that money anyhow.


Reason number 12.

Mini-tacos come 12 to a box.

Coincidence... or not?????

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2016, 05:02:32 PM »
Vote for Steve - Unlike Hillary, when he changes positions, it's not flip-flopping, it's brain damage.

Not to be confused with Dain bramage, AKA Doug Bulna,  lovingly known as the walrus. There is a lot of flipping and flopping with walruses.

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Re: top ten reasons to vote for Steve Dawes
« Reply #49 on: February 01, 2016, 09:32:01 AM »
He believes in, and he's afraid of, ghosts.
Beat me to it!
Specifically, he loves chumming around with "Ghost chasers," and accompanying them on their "Jobs."