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Offline Sassyspop

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2015, 06:16:31 AM »
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

"you've have"......I'd suggest you take a remedial English class instead of asking questions here

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2015, 06:22:43 AM »
As a chew toy, bravenak here is lame. No conversations. No attempt at civility.
I vote this one as the most boring troll ever

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2015, 06:24:21 AM »
Proglodytes spend a lot of time acting smart enough to run everybody's life. Yet, they always take offense at being quoted verbatim, at length and in context. It's not our fault you're ashamed of being the despicable shitwads that you are.

Last evening I made some really excellent suggests that would improve DU while making it too "boring" for us here on CC and over on CU, yet (s)he ignored them. :whatever: I'm shattered! Shattered! :whatever:
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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2015, 07:19:06 AM »
Attn DUers:

If you're going to sign up here, use the same user name you use at DU. Otherwise you just announced to the world that not only are you stupid (which we already knew), but you're a coward (which we already figured you were).

That is all.

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2015, 08:20:33 AM »
I'm a person who finds this behavior very odd.  It's creepy.

So leave.  Nobody here owes you an explanation for anything, take us or leave us.  Preferably the latter, so far you have failed to achieve "Mildly interesting" and seem to be working your way down to "Oxygen bandit."
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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2015, 08:29:54 AM »
I'm a person who finds this behavior very odd.  It's creepy.
You sound less like an interested bystander and more like someone with an axe to grind.  Which one of your pet monkeys got their feelings hurt?
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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2015, 08:37:49 AM »
You sound less like an interested bystander and more like someone with an axe to grind.  Which one of your pet monkeys got their feelings hurt?

The mental caveman wants to show his superior intellect v. the Conservative Cave collective. Not a winning strategery on this site. Eventually, if it stays beyond 30 posts it'll declare victory and scamper back to the DUmp. Where it'll brag about putting all of us in our proper place.

Then we'll have the little bugger.

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2015, 09:02:13 AM »
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2015, 09:11:57 AM »
The mental caveman wants to show his superior intellect v. the Conservative Cave collective. Not a winning strategery on this site. Eventually, if it stays beyond 30 posts it'll declare victory and scamper back to the DUmp. Where it'll brag about putting all of us in our proper place.

Then we'll have the little bugger.

Yeah, I was waiting for that, too.   :cheersmate:


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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2015, 09:16:50 AM »
As a chew toy, bravenak here is lame. No conversations. No attempt at civility.
I vote this one as the most boring troll ever

Think it's bravenak? 

Could be... could be.....
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2015, 09:26:51 AM »
My absolute favorite is gNads  The crazy bald dwarf ìs comedy gold.
She ìs constantly schooling the DUmp with her vast reservor of goofy historical knowledge..
Anyone that disagrees or corŕects that scrunt, is ďubbed a bully,
Dozens of DUmpmonkies have certain traits that make them objects of interest.
I troll the DUmp for fun  and laughter and the DUmp never fails to succeed.
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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2015, 09:29:18 AM »
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.
We don't troll DUmmie Land. We mock it.

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2015, 10:00:34 AM »
I enjoy going over to DUmmie land and bring stuff back because it pisses you all off.

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2015, 10:01:22 AM »
CREEPY????....we're creepy....somebody post a picture of the undergroundpanther.
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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2015, 10:26:14 AM »
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.

I cringe to think of WHAT/WHO you do for a hobby.  That said, I hope you stick around and contribute something of substance to this forum.  I'm not going to BS you because I have a feeling life has been one big bitchslap for you.  If such were not the case, whether in truth or within the confines of your own imagination, you'd probably stop pining away for either a criminal or a communist as your next president.
Now, excuse me while I go walk the dogs.  Believe it or not, none of us spend that much time thinking about any of you over at your special snowflake site.  However, you do exert a sort of appalling fascination for some of us.  How can people who believe they are so intelligent and so elevated above the masses yearning for guidance be so damn STUPID? 
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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2015, 10:30:57 AM »
Think it's bravenak? 

Could be... could be.....

The IP address does not match the purported location the purple haired crazy is supposed to live at so doubt it.

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2015, 10:42:27 AM »
The IP address does not match the purported location the purple haired crazy is supposed to live at so doubt it.

There are easy ways to spoof your IP if* you're smart enough

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2015, 11:37:46 AM »
Yeah, you could say the same thing for this forum as well.

And you, like all DUmbasses, would be wrong. We do challenge  stupidity here. You're just the latest example of this.
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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2015, 12:00:17 PM »
So leave.  Nobody here owes you an explanation for anything, take us or leave us.  Preferably the latter, so far you have failed to achieve "Mildly interesting" and seem to be working your way down to "Oxygen bandit."

^5 Oxygen bandit.  Good one DAT. 

Why do folks go to a zoo?   Think about Jane Goodale who studied Ethnography or Jane Godall who studied chimps.  Ours is a hobby more simple than collecting moths and pinning them to a mounting board. We collect samples of liberal stupidity and pin it to the internet.   Hope that helps.


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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2015, 12:22:52 PM »
It's not politically correct but it's fun to laugh at the mentally undeveloped.

Even funnier when the mentally undeveloped think they are smart.

Even more funnier when the mentally undeveloped think they are smart and with the tiniest push the mentally undeveloped prove their total ignorance of their utter mental undevelopment. 
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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2015, 12:25:22 PM »
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Nobody on here "trolls" DU.  "Trolling" is what you're doing.  Anyone from this site, that has an active DU account, "moles" DU.

Do you know the difference between "moling" and "trolling"?
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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2015, 01:46:58 PM »
DU is an excellent study in group think.  And if you want text book examples of various mental conditions there are none better.

And it is funny (although irritating) when they try to bring that groupthink over here.

This troll is like a 12 YO who learns cuss words (and probably is one).  He just posts crap and then titters in his mama's basement.
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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2015, 02:09:27 PM »
CREEPY????....we're creepy....somebody post a picture of the undergroundpanther.
:-) :-)
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2015, 05:23:43 PM »
Awww...

It looks like our new friend ran away.  :bawl:

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Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2015, 05:52:55 PM »
The best explanation that we troll is given by Ruch Limbaugh.

"To illustrate absurdity by being absurd ourselves."

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