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Title: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 17, 2012, 06:27:36 PM
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The female M&M is totally sexualized. The males are not.

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see a pic of the female M&M being stalked here: http://blog.sfgate.com/mmagowan/2012/05/12/new-mms-package-shows-female-getting-stalked/



http://margotmagowan.wordpress.com/2012/04/02/sms-anyone/

What are kids supposed to think about females and males when they repeatedly see these kinds of narratives? The gender stereotyping in the animated world is extreme and it’s damaging in the same way that people finally caught on that it was wrong to use a cartoon camel to sell cigarettes to kids.

Ms. Green is everywhere: on TV, at Party City stores, in toys, games, magazines, and billboards. There is no way to protect our kids from seeing this offensive stereotype. Not to mention it’s candy marketed to kids.

Please go to M&Ms Facebook page and ask them to stop sexualizing female M & Ms. Our kids deserve more than to see females depicted in this degrading way.

Unemployment at 15+%. Gas at $4. Deficit and debt at unsustainable levels. No 0bama budget in three years. And THIS is what they break their pick on. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002698032)

It'd be sad if it wasn't insane.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: USA4ME on May 17, 2012, 06:34:45 PM
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Liberal_in_LA

Please go to M&Ms Facebook page and ask them to stop sexualizing female M & Ms.

Now there's something you don't read everyday.

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Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 06:36:36 PM
OMG, you people are ridiculous. Seriously, aren't there some starving seals or something somewhere you can get all up in arms about?   :whatever:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 17, 2012, 06:36:51 PM
Actually the male M&M acts like a fool, but who gives a crap, the candy is damn good, especially the peanut butter M&M's and the new coconut M&M's.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 06:38:59 PM
Actually the male M&M acts like a fool, but who gives a crap, the candy is damn good, especially the peanut butter M&M's and the new coconut M&M's.

Coconut :puke:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Skul on May 17, 2012, 06:41:04 PM
Don't care for M&M's at all.
Absolutely detest milk chocolate. Yuck!
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Don't care for M&M's at all.
Absolutely detest milk chocolate. Yuck!

Something is wrong with you. I love all chocolate.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 17, 2012, 06:44:55 PM
Coconut :puke:

It's awesome! I love all the M&M's though.

BTW, the comments from the OP's link :lmao:

http://blog.sfgate.com/mmagowan/2012/05/12/new-mms-package-shows-female-getting-stalked/

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Margot...you really need to get over yourself, get a life and get a real job. And as you suggested, I did go to M&M's Facebook page and I told them to keep up the good work and that the ads are hilarious...unless you are so uptight that you have completely lost any semblance of a sense of humor.

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You have totally misinterpreted the artwork on the wrapper. The guy M & M is a Democratic Spy doing Obama's footwork. He's checking out the fine, conservative 'green' lady M & M so he can play on redistributing her wealth.

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Amazing! You've managed to make an M&Ms add into a feminist platform against sexism! Your insecurities are evident, but your jealousy of a green cartoon M&M is just weird. Why is it that women who have never been objectified by a man are the most up in arms about the objectification of women?! And in this case, over a cartoon candy? Only in SF could this sort of paranoia be considered printable. Margo you're just looking too hard for affirmation that you have value in this line of work and in this world. You should just become a man.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: miskie on May 17, 2012, 06:45:13 PM
Coconut :puke:

You made me sad. miskie <3 coconut....  
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Skul on May 17, 2012, 06:47:19 PM
Something is wrong with you. I love all chocolate.
That's disgusting crap. No flavor, sugar, milk, dusting of chocolate powder. Eeewww.
At least go semi-sweet.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 17, 2012, 06:50:45 PM
OMG, you people are ridiculous. Seriously, aren't there some starving seals or something somewhere you can get all up in arms about?   :whatever:
I think this just demonstrates that progressives are insane. I'm not using the word as a descriptive label. I mean that progressives are really insane. they are not capable of thinking like normal people.

I can only wallow in the DU cesspool of hate for short periods of time. They live every day consumed by hate and fantasies of murder. They are unable to function in a normal society.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 17, 2012, 06:54:13 PM
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Star Member Liberal_in_LA

You...Are DUmb.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 17, 2012, 06:55:34 PM
The funny thing is this, most of the people at DU think it's silly that this woman is getting all upset over this, but their ideology is reflected in what this woman wrote, get your panties in a wad or whatever the phrase is, get upset at everything because everything is offensive, they vote for people like this.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 06:55:56 PM
That's disgusting crap. No flavor, sugar, milk, dusting of chocolate powder. Eeewww.
At least go semi-sweet.  :naughty:

You forget that we were all raised on American chocolate. You must be an illegal alien.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 06:56:30 PM
You made me sad. miskie <3 coconut....  

I'll give you my coconut...   :naughty:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: dane on May 17, 2012, 06:57:58 PM
I think this just demonstrates that progressives are insane. I'm not using the word as a descriptive label. I mean that progressives are really insane. they are not capable of thinking like normal people.

I can only wallow in the DU cesspool of hate for short periods of time. They live every day consumed by hate and fantasies of murder. They are unable to function in a normal society.

And these are the very same people who said Bush wasn't bright.  I wonder if they ever read the stuff they type, after they type it.  They might be surprised at how it looks.

Nah.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: miskie on May 17, 2012, 07:00:03 PM
(http://www.blackbookmag.com/polopoly_fs/1.5046!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/image.jpg)

EOM.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BadCat on May 17, 2012, 07:01:13 PM
Does this mean that the few heterosexual DU males are aroused by an animated M&M?
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 07:02:37 PM
Here is the luminary.  No seriously, check out the name of the link to her picture...it says "/luminaries/" before her name.

(http://www.sfgate.com/graphics/blogs/luminaries/mmagowan.jpg)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Skul on May 17, 2012, 07:03:22 PM
You forget that we were all raised on American chocolate. You must be an illegal alien.
That's a Yankee thing.

Wait a minute.
Miskie, you didn't just do that, did you?
Tell me you didn't do that. :lmao:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 17, 2012, 07:22:12 PM
Here is the luminary.  No seriously, check out the name of the link to her picture...it says "/luminaries/" before her name.

(http://www.sfgate.com/graphics/blogs/luminaries/mmagowan.jpg)

The only way she should be considered a "luminary" would be if she set herself on fire. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: movie buff on May 17, 2012, 07:22:56 PM
Coconut :puke:
My sentiments exactly.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: miskie on May 17, 2012, 07:28:11 PM
That's a Yankee thing.

Wait a minute.
Miskie, you didn't just do that, did you?
Tell me you didn't do that. :lmao:

Naaa - That's not one of mine. But it could be. I -Heart- sarcasm.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 07:33:47 PM
My sentiments exactly.

Isn't the texture of coconut repulsive?

Title: Re: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 17, 2012, 07:36:50 PM
Oh my freaking goodness, is there no end the the ridiculous shit the DUmmies will complain about?  I mean really, when I saw the thread title, I thought it had to be an "Onion" headline.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 07:37:41 PM
The only way she should be considered a "luminary" would be if she set herself on fire. :fuelfire:

Look, there is another luminary.


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Luminous Animal
12. Yeah. While she is straddling a pole in handcuffs. That's how I taught my daughter to be cool.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 17, 2012, 07:38:34 PM
Isn't the texture of coconut repulsive?

OMG! NO! Mounds Bars are awesome also.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Skul on May 17, 2012, 07:41:04 PM
Isn't the texture of coconut repulsive?
Nah, Bianca thinks they're cool.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 17, 2012, 07:41:50 PM
Liberals have to invent things to bitch about.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 17, 2012, 07:46:59 PM
Aren't these the same people who are bitching about contraceptives for all females?  Isn't that sexist and sexualization of the female body?  Why aren't they shouting from the rooftops that it's sexist to assume that the woman is the one responsible for birth control? 

I think just as we have DOTY awards, we need to have stupid DUmmie outrage of the day. 
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 17, 2012, 07:55:06 PM
:rotf:

This is almost as funny as the Dr. Pepper Ten whining.  My daughter loves the M&M characters.  I find nothing wrong with them.  I'm glad M&M's finally brought some female candies into the advertising.  It was only male characters for the longest time.  The commercials are more humorous now.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 17, 2012, 07:57:24 PM
Well, the female M&M does have a sexy voice...  :tongue:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: miskie on May 17, 2012, 07:58:09 PM
Isn't the texture of coconut repulsive?

OMG! NO! Mounds Bars are awesome also.

I dunno BEG... I'm starting to like Ballygrl more...  :naughty:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: obumazombie on May 17, 2012, 08:04:06 PM
In hopes of derailing this thread further, Ginger and Mary Ann used coconut shells as impromptu brassieres.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 17, 2012, 08:21:09 PM
I dunno BEG... I'm starting to like Ballygrl more...  :naughty:

:lmao:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: dandi on May 17, 2012, 08:54:15 PM
Actually the male M&M acts like a fool, but who gives a crap, the candy is damn good, especially the peanut butter M&M's and the new coconut M&M's.

The coconut ones totally rule. Hard to find sometimes, though.

Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 08:57:07 PM
I dunno BEG... I'm starting to like Ballygrl more...  :naughty:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I bought my husband a bag of bite size Almond Joy's the other day.   :naughty:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: obumazombie on May 17, 2012, 08:58:50 PM
The coconut ones totally rule. Hard to find sometimes, though.



From post 33...
"In hopes of derailing this thread further, Ginger and Mary Ann used coconut shells as impromptu brassieres."

They wore those, and panties that were in a twist !
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 09:00:51 PM
From post 33...
"In hopes of derailing this thread further, Ginger and Mary Ann used coconut shells as impromptu brassieres."

They wore those, and panties that were in a twist !

...or were they "in a wad"!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: miskie on May 17, 2012, 09:02:49 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I bought my husband a bag of bite size Almond Joy's the other day.   :naughty:

Okay, you're forgiven. But just barely.    :popcorn:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: obumazombie on May 17, 2012, 09:03:31 PM
...or were they "in a wad"!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Finally, a fine women who recognizes fine humor !
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 17, 2012, 09:04:46 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I bought my husband a bag of bite size Almond Joy's the other day.   :naughty:

Bite size? no no no no no, that doesn't count, you need to buy him the full size bars to consider being forgiven!
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: miskie on May 17, 2012, 09:06:23 PM
Bite size? no no no no no, that doesn't count, you need to buy him the full size bars to consider being forgiven!

Well, she got him a bag of them - so he could eat a half-dozen at once. So, not so bad.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 09:07:04 PM
Okay, you're forgiven. But just barely.    :popcorn:

Yes  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 09:07:34 PM
Finally, a fine women who recognizes fine humor !

 :-*
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Skul on May 17, 2012, 09:11:30 PM
Well, I was a bit late getting back.
Still wondering why BEG had to buy her husband a bag.  :???:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BEG on May 17, 2012, 09:12:33 PM
Bite size? no no no no no, that doesn't count, you need to buy him the full size bars to consider being forgiven!

I'd say he is pretty happy.  :-)

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/bd1f7984.jpg)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: obumazombie on May 17, 2012, 09:14:14 PM
Watching Gilligan's Island too I suppose ?
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on May 17, 2012, 09:32:28 PM
When I first saw the coconut M&M, I expected it to have an actual coconut center, like with those crispy ones. Instead, it's just coconut flavored.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Skul on May 17, 2012, 11:03:32 PM
When I first saw the coconut M&M, I expected it to have an actual coconut center, like with those crispy ones. Instead, it's just coconut flavored.
Bought the bon-bons before you knew what was in them.
You're not one of those democratics we hear about, are you? :naughty:
Title: Re: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2012, 12:34:23 AM
This might be one of the most amusing threads of all time, thanks for the chuckles my friends!
Title: Re: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Skul on May 18, 2012, 12:50:06 AM
This might be one of the most amusing threads of all time, thanks for the chuckles my friends!
Great, here, you eat this milk-chocolate piece of crap.
Nasty stuff, Ralph. Trust me. :-)

You get a bye.
I'm just scowling at certain females.
You girls know who you are.
Milk chocolate sux.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Revolution on May 18, 2012, 01:15:08 AM
Darn you, BFDU. I was going to post this under the heading "Sexual Chocolate." Since I couldn't, I sent it to my favorite radio host with that heading. I think she'll get a kick out of it, actually.

This is severely retarded, and in my book, makes Liberal in LA a candidate for DOTY. As my dad used to say, "You're so ****ed up, you don't even know you're ****ed up."

I guess the DUpes totally forgot about the PETA proposed SB commercial that got emphatically shot down. Veggie sexualization, hypocrites.

Update:

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82. Really??? Green M&M is not ashamed of her ROUND shape!!!







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Odd, why not celebrate the fact that green M&M is not ashamed of her ROUND shape? Green seems to me to be the poster candy for body acceptance. She is proud and empowered and comfortable with her curve… not like those fake airbrushed anorexic twizzlers.
 
How exactly does one denote GENDER in a sexless candy cartoon icon that has no genitalia, without some level of sexualized imagery? I mean it’s not like that slapped a big set of boobs on her or gave her a candy toe... she has bigger lips and slightly differently shaped eyes.
 
On a more serious note...

I suspect that if Green M&M was exactly the same as the other M&Ms, save for having a female voice, someone would be complaining about the demonization of femininity by the hatemongers at M&M. Because somebody is just looking for attention by complaining about something asinine.
 
For ****’s sake, how long before we see these idiots arguing that healthy attractive people have to be forced to gain weight and ugly up… so that fat ugly people don’t have their self-esteem threatened?
 
"Whaaa yesterday in the park I saw some healthy attractive person jogging… now I'm aware I'm fat and unpleasant looking. Those good looking people are promoting an unrealistic standard, and should have to wear berkas, so I can continue to delude myself into thinking a 64 inch waistline is sexy."

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I almost choked on my Mountain Dew. Oh Lord, this is priceless.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: delilahmused on May 18, 2012, 01:24:47 AM
Reese's pieces are better anyway. But I think that commercial is pretty clever! High gas prices, high unemployment, more people on food stamps than any time in history, a national debt than almost defies reality and these idiots are worried about whether a freaking m & m is sexists. It's candy you idiots, try being offended about something that matters.

Cindie
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Skul on May 18, 2012, 02:17:43 AM
D has a point.
Then again, DUmpmonkeys would be offended about a baby bunny.
Without offence, their lives are hollow.
We do have a certain Bun that would take them down a road that they don't wish to follow.
Nasty little thumper. :-)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 18, 2012, 07:36:55 AM
The fact that the debate has gone on with now 100 replies tells you all you need to know about liberal mania, pettiness, control-mongering and insecurity.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Karin on May 18, 2012, 07:38:51 AM
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Ms. Green is everywhere: on TV, at Party City stores, in toys, games, magazines, and billboards

and on Debk's avatar!!!!!!    :panic:

This is too freaking funny.  I'm sure she's being mercilessly mocked on Twitter already....

Coconut Wars!!  I detest it.  BEG, I remember going to a birthday party when I was a kid, the birthday girl had requested German chocolate cake, with all that thick c-nut icing.  I was taught to eat everything put before me (except dog), so I had to try and choke that down.  Awful.  Traumatic.  
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Gina on May 18, 2012, 07:47:35 AM
OMG! NO! Mounds Bars are awesome also.

No doubt, I cream myself for coconut.  Cocont cake  :drool:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 08:57:28 AM
No doubt, I cream myself for coconut.  Cocont cake  :drool:

Mmmmmm . . . I love eating the coconut shreds right out of the bag.  A couple of weeks ago, after BBQing, we toasted marshmallows and then rolled them in coconut shreds and dark chocolate chips -- freaking amazing!! Total sugar OD but worth it!  :drool:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 09:04:50 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33drZUXSzY[/youtube]

The commercial is hilarious. And that is Vanessa Williams doing the voice for the female M&M.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Rebel on May 18, 2012, 09:10:24 AM
Coconut :puke:

I LOVE Coconut M&M's.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 18, 2012, 09:57:49 AM
Coconut :puke:

Yeppers.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 18, 2012, 11:10:11 AM
No doubt, I cream myself for coconut.  Cocont cake  :drool:

:picsneeded:

(At least I'm consistent!)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: obumazombie on May 18, 2012, 11:24:42 AM
There are some coconuts hidden throughout this thread.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 11:31:54 AM
There are some coconuts hidden throughout this thread.

Are they being carried by an African or European swallow, perhaps?
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: obumazombie on May 18, 2012, 11:35:38 AM
Are they being carried by an African or European swallow, perhaps?
Are they EVER !
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: dutch508 on May 18, 2012, 11:36:35 AM
Are they being carried by an African or European swallow, perhaps?

African. European swallows are...
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 11:43:21 AM
well it would have to be an African swallow. It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

(http://www.stuffking.com/images/thumbs/Monty_Python_Weight_Ratios_Black_Shirt_175_175.jpg)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Gina on May 18, 2012, 11:47:09 AM
well it would have to be an African swallow. It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

(http://www.stuffking.com/images/thumbs/Monty_Python_Weight_Ratios_Black_Shirt_175_175.jpg)

African Lion  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: obumazombie on May 18, 2012, 11:47:49 AM
African Lion  :fuelfire:
African Lyin'
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: dutch508 on May 18, 2012, 12:06:17 PM
African Lion  :fuelfire:

A Tiger? In Africa?
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 12:18:54 PM
well it would have to be an African swallow. It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

(http://www.stuffking.com/images/thumbs/Monty_Python_Weight_Ratios_Black_Shirt_175_175.jpg)

It could if it gripped it by the husk.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Danglars on May 18, 2012, 12:23:54 PM
It could if it gripped it by the husk.



What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 12:24:15 PM
It could if it gripped it by the husk.

It's not a question of where he grips it!

 :-)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 12:25:05 PM


What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 12:26:14 PM
It's not a question of where he grips it!

 :-)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV0LGMGuLN0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 12:28:18 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV0LGMGuLN0[/youtube]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 12:29:31 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 :lmao:

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

 :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Danglars on May 18, 2012, 12:51:51 PM
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

Stop right there! I'm Inspector Panther of the Yard, and I'm calling a halt to this thread for excessive silliness!
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 12:56:28 PM
Stop right there! I'm Inspector Panther of the Yard, and I'm calling a halt to this thread for excessive silliness!
and now for something completely different . . .

"Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. (opens book; reads) 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her . . ."

 :-)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 12:58:53 PM
Stop right there! I'm Inspector Panther of the Yard, and I'm calling a halt to this thread for excessive silliness!

I'm inspector Winship, and this is Dr. Tart. We are from the Yard.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 01:01:18 PM
and now for something completely different . . .

"Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. (opens book; reads) 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her . . ."

 :-)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PvvLJSmg8s[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNbtlbrx5o&feature=relmfu[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv6zq41BjG4&feature=relmfu[/youtube]
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Danglars on May 18, 2012, 01:04:05 PM
and now for something completely different . . .

"Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. (opens book; reads) 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her . . ."

 :-)

Right! If that's the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! Confess! Confess! Confess! 
It doesn't seem to be hurting her, my lord. 
Have you got all the stuffing up one end? 
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: docstew on May 18, 2012, 01:06:22 PM
Right! If that's the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! Confess! Confess! Confess! 
It doesn't seem to be hurting her, my lord. 
Have you got all the stuffing up one end? 


Oh, you think you are strong because you resisted the soft cushions! Cardinal! Bring out the comfy chair!
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 01:08:16 PM
Oh, you think you are strong because you resisted the soft cushions! Cardinal! Bring out the comfy chair!

I am thinking something like this.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJwS1mfj6j4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 01:10:52 PM
Right! If that's the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! Confess! Confess! Confess! 
It doesn't seem to be hurting her, my lord. 
Have you got all the stuffing up one end? 


Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 01:13:30 PM
Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess

"Old Nick the sea captain was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea, and he loved to hang out down by the pier, where the men dressed as ladies..."
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 01:17:54 PM
"Old Nick the sea captain was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea, and he loved to hang out down by the pier, where the men dressed as ladies..."

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and ... discipline?... naked? ... with a melon!?
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Danglars on May 18, 2012, 01:26:45 PM
Mmmmmm . . . I love eating the coconut shreds right out of the bag.  A couple of weeks ago, after BBQing, we toasted marshmallows and then rolled them in coconut shreds and dark chocolate chips -- freaking amazing!! Total sugar OD but worth it!  :drool:


That sounds delicious and decadent and I have to try it.

I wonder how they would be dipped in some M&Ms, too. Don't you just love the charring on the outside of the marshmallow and the gooiness on the inside? They taste very different, don't they, when toasted as opposed to untoasted. Or maybe it's that melted creamy texture underneath the outer char....

Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: njpines on May 18, 2012, 01:31:59 PM

That sounds delicious and decadent and I have to try it.

I wonder how they would be dipped in some M&Ms, too. Don't you just love the charring on the outside of the marshmallow and the gooiness on the inside? They taste very different, don't they, when toasted as opposed to untoasted. Or maybe it's that melted creamy texture underneath the outer char....



You really should try it. It's probably a good weekend for barbequeing, at least here it is.   LOVE the melted, creaminess . . .  O-)  :wink:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: txradioguy on May 18, 2012, 01:40:22 PM
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There is no way to protect our kids from seeing this offensive stereotype. Not to mention it’s candy marketed to kids.

Oh FFS...we all knew the joke about the secret powers of the green M&M when I was a kid and wayyyy before the Mars candy company started going along with the gag.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2012, 01:42:41 PM
These are the same nitwits that pull their kids out of public school because they can't handle kindergarten.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 18, 2012, 02:13:11 PM
Oh FFS...we all knew the joke about the secret powers of the green M&M when I was a kid and wayyyy before the Mars candy company started going along with the gag.

That's true.  :rotf:

Brings back memories.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 02:28:04 PM
I used to eat green m&m's to get excited. Now I just look at red heads  :-)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: txradioguy on May 18, 2012, 02:29:14 PM
I used to eat green m&m's to get excited. Now I just look at red heads  :-)

You think just looking at a red head gets you excited...wait until you marry one!  :naughty:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 02:36:03 PM
You think just looking at a red head gets you excited...wait until you marry one!  :naughty:

I told my wife that if anything ever happens to us, I am going for a red head. There is nothing more I would want.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: A7X_foREVer on May 18, 2012, 02:53:24 PM
You think just looking at a red head gets you excited...wait until you marry one!  :naughty:


I got one myself and the only thing hotter is the temper that goes with O-)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Revolution on May 18, 2012, 02:57:30 PM

I got one myself and the only thing hotter is the temper that goes with O-)

Hmm, but what if it was a hispanic redhead. Still a red head, but mega temper. That whole Latina fire thing.  :naughty: :panic:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 18, 2012, 03:51:09 PM
I hot tempered and sassy red head. *give me a moment*  :naughty:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 25, 2012, 07:44:54 PM
Had to pick up a couple of things at the grocery store today, saw this in the ice cream section:

(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCeQFqr3cfRW3nvtgVTGfew2IGGmY7X2vMRch8U1DuU8oJtmyM)

1 of the best ice cream bars I've had in a long time, it was awesome!
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Chris_ on May 25, 2012, 07:45:55 PM
I saw the same thing. :drool:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 25, 2012, 07:54:57 PM
I saw the same thing. :drool:

I bought it for my husband but I snuck 1 and OMG!
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 25, 2012, 08:35:36 PM
Had to pick up a couple of things at the grocery store today, saw this in the ice cream section:

(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCeQFqr3cfRW3nvtgVTGfew2IGGmY7X2vMRch8U1DuU8oJtmyM)

1 of the best ice cream bars I've had in a long time, it was awesome!

They have them in Reeses Peanut Butter cup too.  We bought them a couple of weeks ago.  AMAZING
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Chris_ on May 25, 2012, 08:37:07 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw an Almond Joy version as well.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 25, 2012, 08:37:38 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw an Almond Joy version as well.

You sure did.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 25, 2012, 09:11:38 PM
I've had the Reese's, didn't see the Almond Joy though.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2012, 05:12:10 AM
Reese's ice cream bars! :yahoo: :hyper: I'll have to look in an hour or so, when doing the early morning run!
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Revolution on May 26, 2012, 05:51:33 AM
Had to pick up a couple of things at the grocery store today, saw this in the ice cream section:

(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCeQFqr3cfRW3nvtgVTGfew2IGGmY7X2vMRch8U1DuU8oJtmyM)

1 of the best ice cream bars I've had in a long time, it was awesome!

Oh, why do you torment me so?

I haven't seen any of the brands in my ice cream aisle. :( Sure would like to try the Mounds one. (But I bet BEG wouldn't touch them with a 10 ft pole.  :fuelfire:)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 26, 2012, 06:49:44 AM
I'm sure it'll be in the grocery store soon for you Rev.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Airwolf on May 26, 2012, 12:45:27 PM
:rotf:

This is almost as funny as the Dr. Pepper Ten whining.  My daughter loves the M&M characters.  I find nothing wrong with them.  I'm glad M&M's finally brought some female candies into the advertising.  It was only male characters for the longest time.  The commercials are more humorous now.

I agree. Stupid people have to much time on their hands.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: diesel driver on May 26, 2012, 04:26:12 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw an Almond Joy version as well.

Sometimes you feel like a nut...   :-)
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: miskie on May 26, 2012, 04:59:31 PM
Oh, why do you torment me so?

I haven't seen any of the brands in my ice cream aisle. :( Sure would like to try the Mounds one. (But I bet BEG wouldn't touch them with a 10 ft pole.  :fuelfire:)

What ? Did you say something about touching Beg's mounds ? Oh.. Nevermind, I misread that..   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Airwolf on May 26, 2012, 05:47:00 PM
I say we stand with our favorite candies and put them in as our avatars until the DU oppression ends.
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Airwolf on May 26, 2012, 05:53:51 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: miskie on May 26, 2012, 06:09:01 PM
I say we stand with our favorite candies and put them in as our avatars until the DU oppression ends.


Oh - I got one that'll piss-em right off..

(http://digboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/foothills-sexual-chocolate.jpg)

Beer, Chicks, Chocolate, Sexist, Slightly racist. Absolute winning combo on the DU Angry Chart (DUAC for short  :D )
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 26, 2012, 07:12:23 PM
I say we stand with our favorite candies and put them in as our avatars until the DU oppression ends.

<<<<<OK!
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2012, 07:28:20 PM
<<<<<OK!

Hey, watch it--Stinky might want to try them out! :tongue:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: miskie on May 26, 2012, 07:29:25 PM
<<<<<OK!

:ohmy:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: Ballygrl on May 26, 2012, 08:14:29 PM
:lmao:
Title: Re: Now they're going to boycott sexist M&Ms
Post by: obumazombie on May 26, 2012, 11:20:31 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut...   :-)
Good one dd.