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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: thundley4 on June 13, 2011, 08:07:49 PM
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Sonoman (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-13-11 08:18 PM
Original message
**** you, Texas Monthly.
The only magazine to which I subscribe sold my name and address to the Worst President, Ever Presidential Center.
My DL and passport both list a fictitious address (a trick I learned from a long-gone DUer), all my bills arrive under someone else's name, my vehicles are listed under different business entities, etc. I paid cash for my house. I have always covered my tracks, until now. I am, basically, invisible.
I recently renewed my subscription to Texas Monthly and used my home address to insure proper delivery. That is the only time I have ever used my real name and current (long-term) address in the same instance.
Those sons-of-bitches sold my name and address.
Minutes ago, I received a solicitation via USPS for funds for Asswipe's Presidential Center from the former First Library Assistant/Boyfriend Killer.
And I'm sending it back.
Postage-paid.
Nice comments written in the margins.
And maybe a surprise.
Stay tuned.
Sonoman
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1290863
panader0 (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-13-11 08:28 PM
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2. Seems like this should be illegal.
I gave up my only subscription (to National Geographic) when my kids graduated this year. I wish I was invisible too.
I may try some of your methods.
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Liar
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When you fill out a passport application you have to swear the information is true.
There's even a warning about the federal laws you violate by lying on the application, and it's been made a lot more serious by the Patriot Act.
I imagine a fraudulent driver's license would be a similar case, on a state level.
BEG is probably right, and DUmmy sonoman's lying (well, duh, he's a DUmmy), but when we're sure of his name, we'll turn him in anyway.
The name we have for him right now hasn't yet been confirmed, but it's being worked on.
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Sonoman (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-13-11 08:18 PM
Original message
My DL and passport both list a fictitious address (a trick I learned from a long-gone DUer), all my bills arrive under someone else's name, my vehicles are listed under different business entities, etc. I paid cash for my house. I have always covered my tracks, until now. I am, basically, invisible.
TomInTib visits us from beyond the grave. :whatever:
He's invisible because the robot Terminators might find him in the past and kill him before he has a chance to defeat Skynet.
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TomInTib visits us from beyond the grave. :whatever:
He's invisible because the robot Terminators might find him in the past and kill him before he has a chance to defeat Skynet.
If anyone finds TiTtyboy, he'll just start shapeshifting again.
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Why would Obama have his library in Texas? And I thought Mrs Obama was a stay-at-home-America-hating mom.
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Brag about commiting a crime on an open forum.He is either a liar or the biggest DUmbass around...probably both. :mental:
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Sonoman (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-13-11 08:47 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. It still is a good read.
As a matter of fact, TM won the award for the best monthly pub' in the USofA last year.
My family was the first Anglo clan to inhabit land west of the Sabine and south of the Red River in what is now Angelina County (1630).
So I can't quit reading it. I always look forward to the next issue.
Sonoman
:-)
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Holy crap, is that little Tommy?
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-07-06 10:12 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. You bet! Only one slight problem..
I now live in California.
I am from around Houston, as well.
And my ancestors settled in what is now E Texas (Angelina County) in 1630.
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x877541#877676)
The Tom Timeline (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8019.0.html)
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It may well be Tom Wright, aka TiTtyboy, the second-most decorated enlisted man in U.S. Navy history, and the most prolific liar in DUmp history. His writing style bears a very strong resemblance, and of course the lie about 1630 is a TiTtyboy original. A single word causes me some concern:
So I can't quit reading it.
I haven't gone back to review TiT posts, but my general recollection is that he never, ever used contractions.
Like Sonoman, TiTtyboy's grammar and sentence structure were always impeccable, which pretty much put him in a class that included only TiT and Skimmer himself.
We did hear a rumor a couple of months ago that TiT had slithered back into the DUmp. I cannot imagine how he could accumulate over 1000 posts as Sonoman without being detected. I wonder if Skimmer brought him back under a new name, like Pam, or maybe Sonoman has been a TiT sock puppet for years.
Sonoman has made some posts in GD, but I don't remember any other OPs, and nothing at all as TiTyesque as this one.
If TiT comes back full-force, Nutcase nadin can kiss that trophy goodbye.
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It may well be Tom Wright, aka TiTtyboy, the second-most decorated enlisted man in U.S. Navy history, and the most prolific liar in DUmp history. His writing style bears a very strong resemblance, and of course the lie about 1630 is a TiTtyboy original. A single word causes me some concern:I haven't gone back to review TiT posts, but my general recollection is that he never, ever used contractions.
Like Sonoman, TiTtyboy's grammar and sentence structure were always impeccable, which pretty much put him in a class that included only TiT and Skimmer himself.
We did hear a rumor a couple of months ago that TiT had slithered back into the DUmp. I cannot imagine how he could accumulate over 1000 posts as Sonoman without being detected. I wonder if Skimmer brought him back under a new name, like Pam, or maybe Sonoman has been a TiT sock puppet for years.
Sonoman has made some posts in GD, but I don't remember any other OPs, and nothing at all as TiTyesque as this one.
If TiT comes back full-force, Nutcase nadin can kiss that trophy goodbye.
I have been reading posts from Sonoman for quite some time, if that is 'lil Tommy he has really changed his posting style. Could just be that Sonoman lurks here and is throwing us a backhanded shout-out.
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There's no way nadin could ever compete with TiT:
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-29-07 08:25 PM
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8. Damn! I always miss out on the good sh*t.
Maybe she will come to my town, where I once stood in line at Caffe Accri between Woody Allen and Robin Williams and nobody gave a damn.
Sat at a table situated between one occupied by Warren Buffett and some guys and one occupied by Bill Gates and his wife (I suppose it was his wife because he is way too creepy to have an affair with).
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Been reading through some of Sonoman's older posts and I have to say without a doubt, that's TominTib.
Examples:
Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Feb-27-11 09:36 PM
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7. When the movie came out, there were many folks who thought it was...
about me.
I rarely watch movies and never go into theaters, so I had no idea what they were talking about.
Just yesterday, I went to Sonoma Market in bathrobe and slippers. And I am close to being a dead ringer to Jeff Bridges. I finally got around to watching the movie, a year or so ago.
Last year (I think) several people (including some here on DU) who are familiar with my life and music thought the movie about the singer was about me. Maybe I should watch that one, as well.
Life gets curious, sometimes.
Sonoman
Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Feb-27-11 10:07 PM
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11. When is your book coming out?
I suppose I should brush up on my Lebowski. I cannot even remember how the dang thing ends, which is one of the problems inherent with mixing bourbon, great wine, and Humboldt's Finest with a movie.
I do remember, however, the fat guy's portrayal of a ****ed-up vet. That was hard, because I have known quite a few guys like that character.
Good luck with your book sales. Could you PM that link to me? You can count on me for at least a few copies. I am going to try to remember all of the people who thought I was the model. Peter Coyote is one of them, as is The Pretty Pamela, the Late, Great Tom Snyder's partner.
Now, back to my bourbon (Elmer T Lee, the best under $60/btl out there). I can afford better shit than The Dude could.
Sonoman
Link (http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=208x23939)
Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-23-11 08:02 PM
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12. Alexandra has never spoken a word.
Because of unique circumstances (which involved a drowning and a two-year stint at TIRR during which I re-learned everything), I am able to "communicate" with all kinds of special needs people. They seem to sense something within me that they don't get from other 'normal' people. Down's people are drawn to me like moths to a flame.
Anyway, I know a couple from Marin who have a daughter, Alexandra, who is in her early twenties and has never spoken. Alexandra is unable to clothe or care for herself and needs constant physical support in order to walk. Although she is pretty much oblivious to her surroundings, she always listens when I speak. Her parents have always gotten a real kick out of this and have for years. We have always laid it off to the fact that I have a singer's voice, full and deep.
Well, I ran into them on the Plaza in Sonoma a couple of weeks ago and Alexandra was walking between her parents - one parent on each arm.
And she was wearing a pair of really big sunglasses. Her dad told me that Alexandra had experienced a seizure and did a faceplant on their pool deck and had a great pair of shiners (she really had world-class black eyes). He also told me that he thought she was slightly embarrassed and kept trying to take them off.
So I told her that her shades looked really cool on her and that she did not have to fall down in order to wear them.
She jammed them back onto her face, touched my right forearm with the fingertips of her left hand (that has never happened before!), threw back her head and started laughing.
LAUGHING!!
A great big old horsey laugh.
Her mother started crying and her dad and I weren't far behind.
I am pretty well-known in Sonoma and didn't want to be seen standing on the Plaza while crying, so I told them that I had to go. Alexandra then grabbed my wrist (and she was surprisingly strong), started waving her other hand and blurted, "Bye-bye-bye-bye."
**** it, I was crying like a child.
So were Alexandra's parents.
She had never spoken a word, up until that very moment.
Sonoman
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=1160581&mesg_id=1160759)
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When the trinket shop in Tiburon went belly up during the early days of the 0conomy, TiT claimed to be moving to Sonoma, where he would clerk at another garden shop, peddling lawn jockeys and pretentious faux Oriental garden ornaments.
I'm sure that when coach returns, he'll want to be sure his fellow alum was in agreement with the TiT's return. The vile anti-Semitism that TiT paraded prior to his banishment is a principle almost universally accepted at the DUmp, so that would not have been an obstacle for TiT in negotiating his return. But if he's back under false pretenses, abusing Skimmers hospitality by using a surreptitious sock puppet, then Skimmer might take offense.
There's little doubt that Nutcase nadin, Snotspout, Horse with no Brain, and any other DUmmy planning an all-out campaign for Top DUmmy will try to sabotage TiT's return in any way possible. If he's allowed an unimpeded return, he will be unstoppable.
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That was special.
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That was special.
I was thinking the same thing.
:shortbus:
:retard:
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That was special.
Yeh, they got us :lmao:
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When you fill out a passport application you have to swear the information is true.
There's even a warning about the federal laws you violate by lying on the application, and it's been made a lot more serious by the Patriot Act.
I imagine a fraudulent driver's license would be a similar case, on a state level.
BEG is probably right, and DUmmy sonoman's lying (well, duh, he's a DUmmy), but when we're sure of his name, we'll turn him in anyway.
The name we have for him right now hasn't yet been confirmed, but it's being worked on.
When I changed my DL over to VA I had to provide 3 different forms of ID (old DL, birth certificate and SS card) as well as a utility bill showing that I lived at my address.
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Tommy boy and Sonoman have both incorporated the town in which they live into their user name.
People who think they're smarter than the average Bear leave little clues to see if they can be caught.
TiT may be the most decorated SEAL team member but keep in mind that he did so while serving with the green berets.
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Awwwwww, my heart skipped a beat thinking Sonoman was TomInTib. I have so missed his stories about racists and conservatives coming into his shop and trying to steal or him kicking them out while trying to buy $2000.00 worth of his crapola.
Welcome back, TiT! I will have a much better day today knowing we can all be regaled with more stories.
:blowkiss: :blowkiss:
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I'm pretty sure we have a wiener <sic>....
Welcome back Tommy boy. I've missed your never ending fountain of bullshit and lies.
The current crop of DUmmies don't even hold a candle to you.
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Astounding thread.
The (Angelina County) 1630 was a clear tip-off, and further sleuthing by Jakestyle was excellent. H5. I did not know the TiTboy in his prior life, but read the famous threads later on, post 2009.
It does seem to fit his personality, to take great pains to hide his identity, efforts seen in movies and paperback novels. Then, turn around and brag on an idiot board, full of morons and miscreants. He just can't help but brag. Falsifying information on a Federal and State level, and then saying to the DUmp, "Look what I've done! I'm so smart, aren't I?" It boggles the mind.
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TomInTib visits us from beyond the grave. :whatever:
He's invisible because the robot Terminators might find him in the past and kill him before he has a chance to defeat Skynet.
:lmao: I knew it! He has an account at OET as well...just can't remember the username.... :rotf:
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Hmmmm...how long until he makes a video of himself while he's drunk and posts it on YouTube?
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Looks like Jeff Bridges. :rotf:
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Looks like Jeff Bridges. :rotf:
Yah, after ya set him on fire and then put out the flames with a rake.
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I wonder if the Sonoma cops like to play with his fully automatic weapons.
What's with the Elmer T. Lee single-barrel bourbon? TiT has alwyas been a Bombay Sapphire man.
If TiT got a Kindle, he may have read the hilarious, fabulously-popular series of Kindle-only books about Donovan Creed, a mysterious, infallible, pseudo-CIA assassin, with James Bond sex appeal. When you read those books, you're unavoidably struck by how Creed is an exact caricature of the persona TiT has worked so hard to construct at the DUmp.
Creed, like this reincarnation of TiT, drinks only single-barrel bourbon. Unlike TiT, Creed would never take a job selling bird baths and chia pets.
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Actually, TiT probably got his love of Bombay Sapphire from Dick Marcinko, he of Rogue Warrior and Seal Team 6.
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Looks like Jeff Bridges. :rotf:
probably more like Lloyd. We're talkin old and shriveled up version here. :rotf:
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A toe? TiT can get you a toe. Just give him a couple of hours.
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Dreamer Tatum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 10:53 AM
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16. Are you committing that fraud to cover up criminal behavior, or are you just a fraud? nt
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jun-01-11 11:54 PM
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51. It's the pressure.
Tornadoes suck all of the air from the surrounding atmosphere. That's why windows and people (and cows, fish, dogs, etc.) get sucked out and up. The result of this is to build intense pressure within the system.
I have witnessed many tornadoes and waterspouts and you simply cannot see thru the vortexes.
Tornadoes are more than simple wind, the same as hurricanes aren't just massive rainstorms.
Jeez, it's not as if I was making light of a Bad Deal, it's just that I am pretty sure this storm will be re-classified by tomorrow.
I was once (maybe a thousand years ago) the meteorologist of the 7th Fleet (US Navy, Pacific Theater).
Sonoman
Pithlet (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jun-02-11 01:05 AM
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87. And I don't mean to be argumentative.
Really, no one who knows me on DU laugh right now. But I honestly think that it's a dangerous idea that tornadoes can never be see through. I'd hate to think of anyone seeing one and thinking it isn't a tornado with that misconception. You think it will be re-classified? I highly doubt it. All signs point to tornadoes, from the radar, to the damage, to the fact they looked very much like tornadoes. The fact that meteorologists themselves are unequivocally referring to them as tornadoes is pretty convincing as well.
Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jun-02-11 03:21 AM
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91. I don't care
Those trees blew over.
Sideways.
That's not how it happens in a tornado.
The 'weatherman' are laying it out in John Q language.
That was no tornado.
It was a wind storm and it went viral.
I represent a carver who will make a ton of money on this.
And so will I.
We get all of the downed maples.
Sonoman
Sounds like TiT to me.
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I was once (maybe a thousand years ago) the meteorologist of the 7th Fleet (US Navy, Pacific Theater).
Damn. If this is TiT he basically was our military for awhile. :rotf:
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Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Mar-18-11 08:56 PM
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8. I knew one of the founders of Waste Management.
Wayne somebody. He was a friend of my asshole step-father (ex-CIA, KBR) and a total jerk 'pub.
It was sometimes in either the late 60s or very early 70s and I was home on leave.
Wayne, "Keep up the good work, it's great for business."
Sonoman, "If we weren't in my mother's house, I would kill you."
I probably should have done it, anyway.
Sonoman
Welcome back TiT (http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x685393#685466)
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Welcome back TiT (http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x685393#685466)
Good find ScubaGuy. I know he's made the KBR claim before, but isn't this the first time he's claimed his step-dad was ex-CIA
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Damn. If this is TiT he basically was our military for awhile. :rotf:
That the benefit of being a member of the Time Traveling Seals. Served in the Pacific Theater and he's only 58.
Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Feb-02-11 05:35 PM
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32. I sit here in the sunshine...
in my beautiful little town. Great wine, great company and good health. I can drink wine, play guitar and sing anything I want until the sun comes up if that's what I feel like doing.
I make people happy, all the time.
Then I sit at this damn machine and blip some reply that makes me laugh - but it hurts housewolf, whom I have never met. And she is just the one I know of.
And that has no worth, whatsoever, other than making me think more than twice about being a 58 year old juvenile.
Thank you,
Sonoman
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I wish someone would call him Tom. Not TominTib. Just Tom. And not call him that in a contentious way. Do it in a "you go boy" kind of way. Just to see what his response would be.
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I am so pleased to be present for Round Two! :yahoo:
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Tit (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3100851)
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Dec-13-07 05:32 PM
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5. Yeah, I know, sam.
I have had upwards of a half-dozen serious concussions, 3 or 4 were combat-related.
We didn't have a term like TBI back then, you just had your "bell rung" and got back to the matter at hand when you were no longer a risk to the Team.
I also was involved in a water-related (drowned) incident that flat-lined me.
But I never knew depression until last month when my radial nerve (lower right arm) went on vacation.
Man, if I am alone at home I am my own worse Enemy.
TiT take II (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x279507#279548)
Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-26-11 03:31 PM
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I spent the better part of two years at TIRR (Gifford's hospital)
There could be no better place for her rehab.
As the result of a freakish drowning incident, I awoke from an induced coma at TIRR (then called the Texas Institute for Rehabilitation and Research), knowing nothing but my name. Actually, I am pretty sure the only reason I knew my name is because the doctors and nurses prefaced every single thing they said to me with my name. I had no knowledge of language, math, or anything else. I had no motor skills or control of any part of my body.
I could not even recognize my own Mother.
Without going into a lot of boring detail and painful personal history, I was the first successful product of regressive therapy. Rather than re-teach me, they pulled as much knowledge and history from within me as possible and then taught me what they could. TIRR brought in specialists from all over the globe to work with me. NBC followed this for a while, but I was never aware of it as TIRR allowed few distractions for me. I found out later that TIRR had decided that I was the perfect candidate for this new (at the time) theory.
One week short of two years after my entering the hospital, I walked out.
Gabby Giffords could not possibly be in a better place, given her condition.
That's all.
Sonoman
Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-26-11 04:48 PM
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14. It took years to get the music part back together.
Since I had lost all muscle memory, I had to relearn everything and then get my hands to 'talk' to one another again.
Then, four years ago, I had another misfortune and lost control and voluntary movement of my right arm and hand.
But I am playing again.
How did you know that I play music?
Sonoman
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So TiT is 58, and was a swiftboat pilot in 1969 at 16 years of age, by which time he was also a member of Seal Team 6, a nuclear weapons guard on board ship in the South China Sea, and also a member of Special Forces, well on his way to becoming the second most decorated enlisted man in the history of the United States Navy. He was a teenager when he held a shotgun to the chest of the Secretary of the Navy. And his stepfather was an operative for Kellog Brown and Root, a company which was formed only about 20 years ago.
Seems to me that before his tombstoning in 2008(?), TiT was claiming to be in his early 60s.
Nadin is toast.
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 01:34 PM
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23. My bet is that the 'nice comments' are written in green highlighter
Just a hunch.
H5 to Richardo! He remembers the briefcase carried by the guy from the Carlyle Group!
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35851.msg381183.html#msg381183
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I wish someone would call him Tom. Not TominTib. Just Tom. And not call him that in a contentious way. Do it in a "you go boy" kind of way. Just to see what his response would be.
You'd need a throw away mole for that to happen.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 01:24 PM
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18. Wait: fictitious info on passport/DL/legal docs, and your real name on a *magazine subscription*?
Edited on Tue Jun-14-11 01:25 PM by Richardo
Um. Yeah.
Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 01:26 PM
Response to Reply #18
19. ..
(http://files.sharenator.com/Cool_Story_Bro_Bad_News_Guys-s263x360-154838-580.jpg)
:rofl:
Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 01:31 PM
Response to Reply #19
21. !!!
:rofl:
:hi: :loveya: :pals: :fistbump:
ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 01:33 PM
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22. Over react much?
So you got a piece of unsolicited mail? Big whoop. TX Monthly is totally worth a little junk mail coming your way. FYI: I have a subscription also and I've never gotten anything from political causes.
And what's the deal with "Tom" why is he so special? for those of us who are still newbies.
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Busted.
Sy Kopath (43 posts) Tue Jun-14-11 10:50 AM
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15. Angelina County
Are you related to the late great Tom in Tib who used to post here? I would swear he said it was his family who was the first Anglo family to inhabit that county.
Angelina is one of the most beautiful parts of Texas.
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Busted.
OMG!
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Busted.
Won't live to see the sun go down.
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Won't live to see the sun go down.
Why? Sonoman / TiTtyboy expresses the official position of the jug-eared muslim's administration:
TomInTib
15. "I'll say it right now:
F*ck the *******ed Jews
F*ck 'em"
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Why? Sonoman / TiTtyboy expresses the official position of the jug-eared muslim's administration:
No. This one.
Sy Kopath (43 posts) Tue Jun-14-11 10:50 AM
Response to Reply #4
15. Angelina County
Are you related to the late great Tom in Tib who used to post here? I would swear he said it was his family who was the first Anglo family to inhabit that county.
Angelina is one of the most beautiful parts of Texas.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 01:53 PM
Response to Reply #15
26. I always wondered about the "Tiburon" aspect
it just never seemed to fit with the character...perhaps he lived on a boat there.
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Sonoman (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 02:11 PM
Response to Reply #23
29. I only use purple.
I have read your comments for years, here.
Sorry about your small life.
Some of us just have a different approach on things.
Sonoman
Richardo (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 02:17 PM
Response to Reply #29
31. I may have a small life compared to an international man of mystery such as yourself...
.... but I'm worldy enough to be aware that magazines routinely sell their subscriber lists.
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 02:17 PM
Response to Reply #29
31. I may have a small life compared to an international man of mystery such as yourself...
.... but I'm worldy enough to be aware that magazines routinely sell their subscriber lists.
Oh dang, I didn't read the post above. :thatsright:
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I am so pleased to be present for Round Two! :yahoo:
His stories about all of the famous people he knows and the dangerous things he's done in his life reminds me of someone.............
Who could it be??????
Oh yeah, this guy!
(http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l631/emjwarner/most-interesting-man-in-the-world-demotivational-poster-1245215361.jpg)
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Morrisons Ghost (319 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jun-14-11 02:43 PM
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35. Careful..
Seal Team 3 may be hiding in the shadows waiting to pounce! :hide:
It's going to be a shame if Skinner bans him before he get another shot at top DUmmie.
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Can anybody find out when Sonoman signed up at the DUmp?
KC
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Can anybody find out when Sonoman signed up at the DUmp?
KC
october 22nd 2010
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october 22nd 2010
Thanks.
KC
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Welcome back TiT (http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x685393#685466)
:rotf: He's a regular Walter Mitty. :lmao:
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TiT is back! Those Black Ops (Call-of-Duty stylee) must've kept him busy 'til now in his hiatus.
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One has to wonder if the DUmp monkey's reached the conclusion that Somoman is TiT on their own or because they lurk over here. I figure it is due to lurking.
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And what's the deal with "Tom" why is he so special? for those of us who are still newbies.
This man can spin a yarn like nobody's business. Even the most hardened habitual-liar bows down in awe before TiT.
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Guess he's stayed in the same business.
http://www.lookiloos.com/sonoma
23586 Hwy 121
Sonoma, CA
Tom Wright
707.996.8888
Or at least pretending too.
KC
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One has to wonder if the DUmp monkey's reached the conclusion that Somoman is TiT on their own or because they lurk over here. I figure it is due to lurking.
As soon the news broke that bin Laden was dead, I knew it would take just a few weeks for debriefing and deactivation before the TiT was back with us, posting at the DUmp.
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Guess he's stayed in the same business.
http://www.lookiloos.com/sonoma
23586 Hwy 121
Sonoma, CA
Tom Wright
707.996.8888
Or at least pretending too.
KC
Yep, CIA "front" job.
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:rotf: He's a regular Walter Mitty. :lmao:
I think you mean Walter TiTty
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Guess he's stayed in the same business.
http://www.lookiloos.com/sonoma
23586 Hwy 121
Sonoma, CA
Tom Wright
707.996.8888
Or at least pretending too.
KC
Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-05-11 05:23 PM
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39. Yep, it's the parents.
Kids do an unbelievable amount of damage in my store (a very high-end, design-and-art-driven garden gallery).
When I call them on it, the ever-present parent usually defends the kid's right to do whatever in the hell they wish.
Most common parental response?
"You should have a sign."
Sonoman's response?
"Let's go out to your car and see if you have a sign that reads 'Please Don't Jump on the Hood of My Car."
They usually call me an asshole or something.
I have even offered them money to help start a Legal Defense Fund for their Little Bastard. I have also told them to just sell the little bastard and give parenthood another try.
I have developed the ability to spot them as they walk through the door.
Sonoman
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Morrisons Ghost (320 posts) Tue Jun-14-11 03:03 PM
Response to Reply #36
37. Yeah but the guys
In Team 3 carry Ithaca 12 gauge shotguns and green highlighters! Walking death they are!!!!
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I smell a mole trap coming. You guys better pull back or you will go down with tittytom.
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I smell a mole trap coming. You guys better pull back or you will go down with tittytom.
Maybe, but TiT has become such a laughingstock among his fellow DUmpmonkeys, a mole trap would take a lot of legit DUmbasses down with the moles.
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Maybe, but TiT has become such a laughingstock among his fellow DUmpmonkeys, a mole trap would take a lot of legit DUmbasses down with the moles.
The funniest thing is he absolutely cannot respond in that thread to anyone! :rotf:
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Oh good, I know which store to take my rambunctious two year old if we ever go into California. She loves hitting the cheap $8 wind chimes at Walmart. I can only imagine the damage she would do in Tit's store.
When I call them on it, the ever-present parent usually defends the kid's right to do whatever in the hell they wish.
But she's a toddler!!!!11111 She doesn't know any better!!!!111
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Chuck Norris wears TiT underoos :-)
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Is it this place? LINK (http://www.yelp.com/biz/potter-green-and-co-sonoma)
Check out the 2nd review
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Is it this place? LINK (http://www.yelp.com/biz/potter-green-and-co-sonoma)
Check out the 2nd review
Denise was a probably a teabagger. Tit can't have those types of people in his store.
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If that review had been written today, I would have thought it was one of us. But it's from 11/2010. But the latest review answers that "the guy that works there" is not the owner, nor the manager. Just a clerk. Hauls around the garden gnomes and does the heavy lifting.
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Is it this place? LINK (http://www.yelp.com/biz/potter-green-and-co-sonoma)
Check out the 2nd review
Wow! This guy had a bad experience at the store:I agree with denise from San Rafael....When i was in the store looking to buy some of the wonderful wind chimes they have there, a very tall disheveled man came from behind the counter to supposedly "help" me...What happened instead is that he hit on me and asked me out for a drink.He said something about being a decorated war hero and that i should be honored he wanted to bed me. The next thing i know he pulls a green highlighter on me and attempts to write his cell number on my shirt...I ran screaming from the store and as i ran this "man" whipped a Carlos Santana Greatest Hits album at me screaming "I toured and played backup guitar for Carlos back in the day as my oldest son was playing professional baseball,you will rue the day you didn't give me some booty!" As a straight male...I have never been so frightened of another man in my life! I shall never return to this establishment! Tttl!
:-)
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I agree with denise from San Rafael....When i was in the store looking to buy some of the wonderful wind chimes they have there, a very tall disheveled man came from behind the counter to supposedly "help" me...What happened instead is that he hit on me and asked me out for a drink.He said something about being a decorated war hero and that i should be honored he wanted to bed me. The next thing i know he pulls a green highlighter on me and attempts to write his cell number on my shirt...I ran screaming from the store and as i ran this "man" whipped a Carlos Santana Greatest Hits album at me screaming "I toured and played backup guitar for Carlos back in the day as my oldest son was playing professional baseball,you will rue the day you didn't give me some booty!" As a straight male...I have never been so frightened of another man in my life! I shall never return to this establishment! Tttl!
:rotf:
H5
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Wow! This guy had a bad experience at the store: :-)
:lmao:
KC
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Damn! They deleted it! :( :-)....Maybe not! :-) http://www.yelp.com/biz/potter-green-and-co-sonoma#hrid:RL39_IJIbzo2FDUQ1I-CyA
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Damn! They deleted it! :( :-)
How did Sonoman fare?
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How did Sonoman fare?
I was talking about the 'yelp" review "some guy" wrote! :-)
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Wow! This guy had a bad experience at the store: :-)
:rotf: :lmao:
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Damn! They deleted it! :( :-)
Between Franks emails and some of the threads exposing the worst-of-the-worst Skinner should be paying CC for all the leg-work we do on his behalf and saving him all that embarrassment.
He is a good l'il poodle though, cuz when we say jump, he jumps.
:fuelfire:
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OMG! you guys are so bad!
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The Carlos Santana line made me laugh out loud, so loud my cats were looking at me funny.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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OMG! you guys are so bad!
I didn't do nuthin.....Toms hittin on dudes in his store! :-)
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The review is gone, who removed it?
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The review is gone, who removed it?
Still there...http://www.yelp.com/biz/potter-green-and-co-sonoma#hrid:RL39_IJIbzo2FDUQ1I-CyA
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I didn't do nuthin.....Toms hittin on dudes in his store! :-)
I assume the "jumping out of the counter" reference has to do with the police jumping out of the bushes? was it Tom who told that story?
ETA: read it wrong, I thought it said jumped out of the counter but it said "came from behind the counter".
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It was TiT's son who played backup for Carlos Santana. He and his brother, who is a star professional baseball player, both quit school at TiT's urging. TiT, after all, has enjoyed unimaginable success and wealth, after having been forbidden to attend school for even one day in his entire life.
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I assume the "jumping out of the counter" reference has to do with the police jumping out of the bushes? was it Tom who told that story?
ETA: read it wrong, I thought it said jumped out of the counter but it said "came from behind the counter".
Start reading here: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/board,40.120.html
for some background on a day in the life of TiT's adventures.
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I wonder if redstone knows that TiT lives?
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I wonder if redstone knows that TiT lives?
Whatever happened to Redstone?
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Whatever happened to Redstone?
He mentioned health issues.
Last major screed he let loose about was driving to AZ and kick some ass over the passage of the illegal immigrant bill being signed into law.
I wonder if there's a connection.
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in case any of you don't know about the connection between TiT and redstone, here's a quick explanation.
They were college shared a flop house as room mates. They traveled across the US Cleveland, bumming around. They have been lifelong friends tag team trolls.
I don't know about any of TiT's wives but redstones wife is hawt. I'd do her. :drool:
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in case any of you don't know about the connection between TiT and redstone, here's a quick explanation.
They were college shared a flop house as room mates. They traveled across the US Cleveland, bumming around. They have been lifelong friends tag team trolls.
I don't know about any of TiT's wives but redstones wife is hawt. I'd do her. :drool:
Stevenumbers .... is that you?!
:lmao:
KC
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1296652
Sonoman (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-14-11 06:44 PM
Original message
Screw the State of California (supreme incompetence)
In April, 2010, I set up a production company in order to write off a few vehicles. Granted, the corporation was a sham and a gimmick, but I did all of the right things.
Yesterday, I got this notice from the State informing me of my failure to pay the $800 filing fee and that I owed $99.99 in penalties and interest.
By nature, I am highly disorganized and thought I might have screwed up. So I asked my bookkeeper about it and she promptly produced a copy of the check. I would never have found the damned thing and probably would have sent another one to the State (first, I would have had to locate a checkbook and probably would have given up on the whole effort).
That got me to thinking about how often this sort of screw-up happens and how many people like me pay twice. Then I put on my TinFoil Hat and started thinking this might be some new revenue stream for our bankrupt State.
Welcome to California, the State of Incompetence.
Sonoman
OMG it is TIT
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I would never have found the damned thing and probably would have sent another one to the State (first, I would have had to locate a checkbook and probably would have given up on the whole effort).
No, first he would have to come up with $800.
And DUmmy Redstone would not front him the money.
But the story is another fantasy of a hopelessly alcoholic retail clerk.
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Its always fun to watch a liar go down in flames.
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in case any of you don't know about the connection between TiT and redstone, here's a quick explanation.
They were college shared a flop house as room mates. They traveled across the US Cleveland, bumming around. They have been lifelong friends tag team trolls.
I don't know about any of TiT's wives but redstones wife is hawt. I'd do her. :drool:
Thanks for the background info Tucker. I've read a lot of old threads here on CC, but never saw any pertaining to those two.
I'm gonna have to check those out :cheersmate: !
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Astounding thread.
The (Angelina County) 1630 was a clear tip-off, and further sleuthing by Jakestyle was excellent. H5. I did not know the TiTboy in his prior life, but read the famous threads later on, post 2009.
It does seem to fit his personality, to take great pains to hide his identity, efforts seen in movies and paperback novels. Then, turn around and brag on an idiot board, full of morons and miscreants. He just can't help but brag. Falsifying information on a Federal and State level, and then saying to the DUmp, "Look what I've done! I'm so smart, aren't I?" It boggles the mind.
Ty for the H5 but BEG is the one that made the connection, not me. I wish I had been more subtle in my replies, I suspect TominTib knows that he is burned and will disappear again depriving us of his awesomeness.
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Wow! This guy had a bad experience at the store: :-)
That's great! :cheersmate:
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Wow! This guy had a bad experience at the store: :-)
:rotf:
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Ty for the H5 but BEG is the one that made the connection, not me. I wish I had been more subtle in my replies, I suspect TominTib knows that he is burned and will disappear again depriving us of his awesomeness.
That makes me wonder if BEG is really TiT. To make that 1630 connection that fast..hmmmmm.... :whistling:
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That makes me wonder if BEG is really TiT. To make that 1630 connection that fast..hmmmmm.... :whistling:
Confession time, I really didn't make the connection. I just thought it sounded TiTish, Jake was the one to put the two together.
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That makes me wonder if BEG is really TiT. To make that 1630 connection that fast..hmmmmm.... :whistling:
She does live in CA with roots in TX. :whistling:
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She does live in CA with roots in TX. :whistling:
Now we just need to find out if she owns an Ithaca 12 Gauge, green highlighter and most importantly what does her husband know about reindeer herding.
I'm not making any accusations, just asking questions and trying to "connect the dots". :lmao:
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Best thread in recent memory. Great job to all the sleuths here. :bow:
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Now we just need to find out if she owns an Ithaca 12 Gauge, green highlighter and most importantly what does her husband know about reindeer herding.
I'm not making any accusations, just asking questions and trying to "connect the dots". :lmao:
:-). I do have a green highlighter, I think I'm keeping something from myself.
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:-). I do have a green highlighter, I think I'm keeping something from myself.
Uh oh. Have you ever met drunk BEG?? You may want to get some friends to follow drunk BEG around a little bit.
KC
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Uh oh. Have you ever met drunk BEG?? You may want to get some friends to follow drunk BEG around a little bit.
I very much doubt that she polishes off a bottle of gin every night, then retires to a cot in the back room of a trinket shop.
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Does anybody have the TiT drunken yammering he posted on youtube once? I found it once, either in the DUmpster or the DUmping ground, and have no idea what it was titled.
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Does anybody have the TiT drunken yammering he posted on youtube once? I found it once, either in the DUmpster or the DUmping ground, and have no idea what it was titled.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLsEJA9IEFo&feature=emai[/youtube] Here's the dipshit! I still think he sounds gay!
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I very much doubt that she polishes off a bottle of gin every night, then retires to a cot in the back room of a trinket shop.
I don't know. Drunk me has texted sober me before. Sober me was afraid.
KC
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLsEJA9IEFo&feature=emai[/youtube] Here's the dipshit! I still think he sounds gay!
Very Gay and drunk.
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Twelve hours.
That's how long after the last post it took the mods to close the thread.
TWELVE. FUC KING. HOURS.
mopinko DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Jun-15-11 02:07 PM
Response to Original message
44. locking
in the consensus of the moderators defending and admitting to a felony is not something that we are willing to host.
Riiiiiiiiiight.
Don't worry, DUmmies. It didn't happen anyway. Tom Wright is a fat, sorry sack of horseshit. Everything that proceeds from his brain to his mouth or keyboard is a lie. Everything.
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I'm sorry I missed all of this fun stuff while it was happening. Sonoman was indeed TominTib and was banned AGAIN.
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I don't know how we missed these posts over there. Especially the rehab one.
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Don't worry .TiTy boy will howup again,probably about election time in 2012.
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mopinko DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Jun-15-11 02:07 PM
Response to Original message
44. locking
in the consensus of the moderators defending and admitting to a felony is not something that we are willing to host.
Yet I still see calls for violence and revolution stay up every day. Remember the guy who wanted how-to advice for throwing petrol bombs at people?
Hypocrisy IS DU.
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I.....he....wut? :o
A Rouge Warrior wanna be goes though all that ( alleged ) work to hide from what ever but uses real info for a subscription to a magizine and THEN goes on a very large and famous web site to gripe about it? OMG! This guy is too entertaining to go away! I NEED MORE!
That and Texas Monthly sounds like a pretty interesting magizine.
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I.....he....wut? :o
A Rouge Warrior wanna be goes though all that ( alleged ) work to hide from what ever but uses real info for a subscription to a magizine and THEN goes on a very large and famous web site to gripe about it? OMG! This guy is too entertaining to go away! I NEED MORE!
That and Texas Monthly sounds like a pretty interesting magizine.
Read through some of our archival footage of the Titman.
There's some great material in there.
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I agree with denise from San Rafael....When i was in the store looking to buy some of the wonderful wind chimes they have there, a very tall disheveled man came from behind the counter to supposedly "help" me...What happened instead is that he hit on me and asked me out for a drink.He said something about being a decorated war hero and that i should be honored he wanted to bed me. The next thing i know he pulls a green highlighter on me and attempts to write his cell number on my shirt...I ran screaming from the store and as i ran this "man" whipped a Carlos Santana Greatest Hits album at me screaming "I toured and played backup guitar for Carlos back in the day as my oldest son was playing professional baseball,you will rue the day you didn't give me some booty!" As a straight male...I have never been so frightened of another man in my life! I shall never return to this establishment! Tttl!
I had completely missed this one. This just confirms so much about Tom in Tib. His lies are not limited to the internet but define every aspect of his life. The fact that he's gay, has no job skills, a drunkard, and is likely a drug addict, clearly explains his attraction to the DUmp.