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Title: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 17, 2015, 10:11:07 PM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Zathras on September 17, 2015, 10:19:08 PM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.

Troll DU? Don't you have to be able to log on to a site to troll it....just like you're doing here? The mouth breathing wastes of skin at the DUmp are too cowardly to allow anyone with a contrary position to their idiocy to register at their pathetic little sepic tank on the web.

Why would I have to go for a walk to feel good when observing the stupidity, hypocrisy, bigotry and hatred displayed by you DUmbasses is such great entertainment.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 17, 2015, 10:23:00 PM
Troll DU? Don't you have to be able to log on to a site to troll it....just like you're doing here?

Why would I have to go for a walk to feel good when observing the stupidity, hypocrisy, bigotry and hatred displayed by you DUmbasses is such great entertainment.

You have a whole forum dedicated to DU.  Obviously you all take the time to read it, and make comments here.  That is the epitome of being a dumbass in my book.  But whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 17, 2015, 10:42:34 PM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.

We enjoy mocking that which must be mocked mercilessly.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 17, 2015, 10:44:25 PM
We enjoy mocking that which must be mocked mercilessly.

I guess you were born in 1987? 

Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: SVPete on September 17, 2015, 10:51:31 PM
I don't, and I have averaged one (mostly walking) half marathon race finished a month for the past year, plus all the workouts necessary to maintain and improve that ability. So I've seen your condescension and raised you 12 half marathons, 'K?

Clean up your own nest before nitpicking CC: get TheMastersNemesis to post like a sane human being; get DU's assortment of Christian-Haters to include occasional facts in their loony-toony ravings (they might start ny learning what Christians actually believe, plus maybe a bit of the history of Christianity); get the pedophile off the DU discipline committee; maybe even call out folks like kpete and Rolex-Randy on their ivory-tower hypocrisy.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 17, 2015, 11:04:02 PM
I don't, and I have averaged one (mostly walking) half marathon race finished a month for the past year, plus all the workouts necessary to maintain and improve that ability. So I've seen your condescension and raised you 12 half marathons, 'K?

Clean up your own nest before nitpicking CC: get TheMastersNemesis to post like a sane human being; get DU's assortment of Christian-Haters to include occasional facts in their loony-toony ravings (they might start ny learning what Christians actually believe, plus maybe a bit of the history of Christianity); get the pedophile off the DU discipline committee; maybe even call out folks like kpete and Rolex-Randy on their ivory-tower hypocrisy.

Good for you, for staying active. 
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Big Dog on September 17, 2015, 11:11:57 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ER8CdhCDk[/youtube]

Which one are you?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Big Dog on September 17, 2015, 11:22:42 PM
Quote
So why do you folks troll DU?

Because 20th Century Fox never released Idiocracy II.

(http://i43.tower.com/images/mm106970625/idiocracy-luke-wilson-dvd-cover-art.jpg)

Your real name is Frito Pendejo, isn't it?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 17, 2015, 11:28:50 PM
Than why do you post here?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 17, 2015, 11:33:07 PM
Than why do you post here?

Curiosity. 
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 17, 2015, 11:48:16 PM
Whats your DU name?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 17, 2015, 11:50:04 PM
Stupidity which is allowed to go unchallenged becomes accepted as normative thought and behavior.  'Nuff said.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 17, 2015, 11:52:54 PM
Stupidity which is allowed to go unchallenged becomes accepted as normative thought and behavior.  'Nuff said.

Yeah, you could say the same thing for this forum as well.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 17, 2015, 11:53:49 PM
And for the record I do not troll DU. My Mole does his best to blend in, not rock the boat. I am there to mine DU for quotes to bring back here-so we can laugh at them.

You're here out of curiosity, care to make a statement? Like are you a Berniebot or a Clinonista?

and also for the record, you are lasting far longer than I would have if I openly spoke out at DU. So you might as well talk at us a bit, instead of tossing out lame insults
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 17, 2015, 11:57:12 PM
Yeah, you could say the same thing for this forum as well.

You won't get banned for expressing different thoughts here, just for making an asshole out of yourself.  Try that on DU.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 18, 2015, 12:13:05 AM
And for the record I do not troll DU. My Mole does his best to blend in, not rock the boat. I am there to mine DU for quotes to bring back here-so we can laugh at them.

You're here out of curiosity, care to make a statement? Like are you a Berniebot or a Clinonista?

and also for the record, you are lasting far longer than I would have if I openly spoke out at DU. So you might as well talk at us a bit, instead of tossing out lame insults

I'm a person who finds this behavior very odd.  It's creepy.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: franksolich on September 18, 2015, 01:04:39 AM
We're public-spirited people, and watch Skins's island for the good of humanity.

As long as nobody pays attention to the primitives, one's not aware they even exist.

However, they do exist, and they are a peril to the Constitution and our rights and liberties, so they must be exposed, shown for all the world to see.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 18, 2015, 03:58:44 AM
DU is an excellent study in group think.  And if you want text book examples of various mental conditions there are none better.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Carl on September 18, 2015, 04:37:18 AM
You clearly have read threads here in the DUmpster yet still have to ask?

Shows how stupid a leftist is.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: thundley4 on September 18, 2015, 04:53:30 AM
You have a whole forum dedicated to DU.  Obviously you all take the time to read it, and make comments here.  That is the epitome of being a dumbass in my book.  But whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Pot, meet kettle.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: miskie on September 18, 2015, 05:48:40 AM
You have a whole forum dedicated to DU.  Obviously you all take the time to read it, and make comments here.  That is the epitome of being a dumbass in my book.  But whatever floats your boat, I guess.

We mole & mine DU to document & expose the crazy. -Not to mention, it's fun.  :-) -Trolling doesn't do much good. One gets exposed and PPR'd.

-I have been observing your site almost since the beginning, but still have yet to have be removed.

There are also other more subtle things that are laid bare. For example, here you are - chatting with us. Your account is still live, and will remain that way until you eventually spin out of control and go out in a blaze of glory, like virtually every other visitor we have had. Don't you find the irony in that interesting ? - That the one thing Democratic Underground isn't is democratic ? -It's right in your site's TOS. - You may not be a conservative. You must support Democrats. Once a nominee is chosen, you must support him/her. There are other things too - For example, you must allow DU to distribute your EMail data to Democratic organizations. To deny DU that right gets you PPR'd.

And yet you folks like to prattle on about us being a bunch of mind-numbed robots who are doing Rush Limbaugh's and/or the Koch bros.' bidding.

-Whereas the very site you are subscribed to requires that you all are to march in lockstep.- while promoting you limited freedom to disagree on subjects within fairly narrow margins.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7E9SS-X4YY[/youtube]

BTW, this condition isn't unique to DU - it is how all Democratic organizations are to one degree or another. -We like DU because the site contains as members those who more reputable Democratic organizations would lock out because of the embarrassment they would bring.

In other words, DU is actually honest in displaying exactly what those who are rabidly Democratic are. - probably because the owners place higher value on your account data than the face you present the world. 
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 18, 2015, 05:50:15 AM
Yeah, you could say the same thing for this forum as well.

What have you challenged, ****tard?

All you have done so far is complain that the stupidity of your fellow Proglodytes has been preserved with commentary.

Proglodytes spend a lot of time acting smart enough to run everybody's life. Yet, they always take offense at being quoted verbatim, at length and in context. It's not our fault you're ashamed of being the despicable shitwads that you are.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: SVPete on September 18, 2015, 06:08:45 AM
and also for the record, you are lasting far longer than I would have if I openly spoke out at DU. So you might as well talk at us a bit, instead of tossing out lame insults

 :fuelfire: So, if I ever take it into my head to register on DU - for whatever reason - I shouldn't use "SVPete" or my other name on other conservative forums as my DU name? :fuelfire:

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: SVPete on September 18, 2015, 06:14:31 AM
You won't get banned for expressing different thoughts here, just for making an asshole out of yourself.  Try that on DU.

I realize more ordinary DU posts & threads aren't likely to get "rowed over" to CC, but from what I've seen here, being the latter seems to earn one distinction and respect over on DU.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Sassyspop on September 18, 2015, 06:16:31 AM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

"you've have"......I'd suggest you take a remedial English class instead of asking questions here
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 18, 2015, 06:22:43 AM
As a chew toy, bravenak here is lame. No conversations. No attempt at civility.
I vote this one as the most boring troll ever
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: SVPete on September 18, 2015, 06:24:21 AM
Proglodytes spend a lot of time acting smart enough to run everybody's life. Yet, they always take offense at being quoted verbatim, at length and in context. It's not our fault you're ashamed of being the despicable shitwads that you are.

Last evening I made some really excellent suggests that would improve DU while making it too "boring" for us here on CC and over on CU, yet (s)he ignored them. :whatever: I'm shattered! Shattered! :whatever:
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: USA4ME on September 18, 2015, 07:19:06 AM
Attn DUers:

If you're going to sign up here, use the same user name you use at DU. Otherwise you just announced to the world that not only are you stupid (which we already knew), but you're a coward (which we already figured you were).

That is all.

.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 18, 2015, 08:20:33 AM
I'm a person who finds this behavior very odd.  It's creepy.

So leave.  Nobody here owes you an explanation for anything, take us or leave us.  Preferably the latter, so far you have failed to achieve "Mildly interesting" and seem to be working your way down to "Oxygen bandit."
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Chris_ on September 18, 2015, 08:29:54 AM
I'm a person who finds this behavior very odd.  It's creepy.
You sound less like an interested bystander and more like someone with an axe to grind.  Which one of your pet monkeys got their feelings hurt?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: tanstaafl on September 18, 2015, 08:37:49 AM
You sound less like an interested bystander and more like someone with an axe to grind.  Which one of your pet monkeys got their feelings hurt?

The mental caveman wants to show his superior intellect v. the Conservative Cave collective. Not a winning strategery on this site. Eventually, if it stays beyond 30 posts it'll declare victory and scamper back to the DUmp. Where it'll brag about putting all of us in our proper place.

Then we'll have the little bugger.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 18, 2015, 09:02:13 AM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.

Ohhhhh mama. Give me a bit. I'll  be back.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 18, 2015, 09:11:57 AM
The mental caveman wants to show his superior intellect v. the Conservative Cave collective. Not a winning strategery on this site. Eventually, if it stays beyond 30 posts it'll declare victory and scamper back to the DUmp. Where it'll brag about putting all of us in our proper place.

Then we'll have the little bugger.

Yeah, I was waiting for that, too.   :cheersmate:


You want to know why we observe a septic tank like (D)U?

Research
(http://unclemilton.com/photos/ant_farm_1.jpg)
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 18, 2015, 09:16:50 AM
As a chew toy, bravenak here is lame. No conversations. No attempt at civility.
I vote this one as the most boring troll ever

Think it's bravenak? 

Could be... could be.....
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Skul on September 18, 2015, 09:26:51 AM
My absolute favorite is gNads  The crazy bald dwarf ìs comedy gold.
She ìs constantly schooling the DUmp with her vast reservor of goofy historical knowledge..
Anyone that disagrees or corŕects that scrunt, is ďubbed a bully,
Dozens of DUmpmonkies have certain traits that make them objects of interest.
I troll the DUmp for fun  and laughter and the DUmp never fails to succeed.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 18, 2015, 09:29:18 AM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.
We don't troll DUmmie Land. We mock it.

Now, since you're here, do you have anything of substance to contribute? Or are you just going to generate one-lined responses.

Are you satisfied with the total transformation of the United States into a Progressive hellhole under Obama?

Do you feel justified in having other people pay for your existence? If so, what does your existence contribute to their lives?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: CC27 on September 18, 2015, 10:00:34 AM
I enjoy going over to DUmmie land and bring stuff back because it pisses you all off.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 18, 2015, 10:01:22 AM
CREEPY????....we're creepy....somebody post a picture of the undergroundpanther.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Boudicca on September 18, 2015, 10:26:14 AM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.

I cringe to think of WHAT/WHO you do for a hobby.  That said, I hope you stick around and contribute something of substance to this forum.  I'm not going to BS you because I have a feeling life has been one big bitchslap for you.  If such were not the case, whether in truth or within the confines of your own imagination, you'd probably stop pining away for either a criminal or a communist as your next president.
Now, excuse me while I go walk the dogs.  Believe it or not, none of us spend that much time thinking about any of you over at your special snowflake site.  However, you do exert a sort of appalling fascination for some of us.  How can people who believe they are so intelligent and so elevated above the masses yearning for guidance be so damn STUPID? 
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Carl on September 18, 2015, 10:30:57 AM
Think it's bravenak? 

Could be... could be.....

The IP address does not match the purported location the purple haired crazy is supposed to live at so doubt it.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 18, 2015, 10:42:27 AM
The IP address does not match the purported location the purple haired crazy is supposed to live at so doubt it.

There are easy ways to spoof your IP if* you're smart enough

*doubtful
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Zathras on September 18, 2015, 11:37:46 AM
Yeah, you could say the same thing for this forum as well.

And you, like all DUmbasses, would be wrong. We do challenge  stupidity here. You're just the latest example of this.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: zeitgeist on September 18, 2015, 12:00:17 PM
So leave.  Nobody here owes you an explanation for anything, take us or leave us.  Preferably the latter, so far you have failed to achieve "Mildly interesting" and seem to be working your way down to "Oxygen bandit."

^5 Oxygen bandit.  Good one DAT. 

Why do folks go to a zoo?   Think about Jane Goodale who studied Ethnography or Jane Godall who studied chimps.  Ours is a hobby more simple than collecting moths and pinning them to a mounting board. We collect samples of liberal stupidity and pin it to the internet.   Hope that helps.


Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: jukin on September 18, 2015, 12:22:52 PM
It's not politically correct but it's fun to laugh at the mentally undeveloped.

Even funnier when the mentally undeveloped think they are smart.

Even more funnier when the mentally undeveloped think they are smart and with the tiniest push the mentally undeveloped prove their total ignorance of their utter mental undevelopment. 
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: wasp69 on September 18, 2015, 12:25:22 PM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Nobody on here "trolls" DU.  "Trolling" is what you're doing.  Anyone from this site, that has an active DU account, "moles" DU.

Do you know the difference between "moling" and "trolling"?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 18, 2015, 01:46:58 PM
DU is an excellent study in group think.  And if you want text book examples of various mental conditions there are none better.

And it is funny (although irritating) when they try to bring that groupthink over here.

This troll is like a 12 YO who learns cuss words (and probably is one).  He just posts crap and then titters in his mama's basement.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 18, 2015, 02:09:27 PM
CREEPY????....we're creepy....somebody post a picture of the undergroundpanther.
:-) :-)
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: miskie on September 18, 2015, 05:23:43 PM
Awww...

It looks like our new friend ran away.  :bawl:
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: GOP Congress on September 18, 2015, 05:52:55 PM
The best explanation that we troll is given by Ruch Limbaugh.

"To illustrate absurdity by being absurd ourselves."

Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: obumazombie on September 18, 2015, 06:14:24 PM
My absolute favorite is gNads  The crazy bald dwarf ìs comedy gold.
She ìs constantly schooling the DUmp with her vast reservor of goofy historical knowledge..
Anyone that disagrees or corŕects that scrunt, is ďubbed a bully,
Dozens of DUmpmonkies have certain traits that make them objects of interest.
I troll the DUmp for fun  and laughter and the DUmp never fails to succeed.


Anything nadin related and hilarity ensues. Any thread featuring her is most thoroughly enjoyable.


You have a whole forum dedicated to DU.  Obviously you all take the time to read it, and make comments here.  That is the epitome of being a dumbass in my book.  But whatever floats your boat, I guess.

I have never brought anything over from DU.
I do comment freely on the derangement from your site that is brought here though.
My specialty here is demonstrating on a nearly daily basis how owebuma is ruining our country.
By ruining I mean economically, domestically, politically, internationally, and racially.
I provide ample references to respected sources to bolster my claims that your messiah is the worst president of the US...ever.
Your finger pointing has revealed nothing about us, and everything about yourself.

By the way, I'm just a zombie for owebuma...just like you.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 18, 2015, 06:52:17 PM
Awww...

It looks like our new friend ran away.  :bawl:
Another timid DUer. Without group-think to back him up and ban all who disagree, our friend is not near as brave as he thought he would be. And we were really going easy on him.
Even Buzzy turned timid in the end

I think Liberals expect the public to back down when they object or drop code words. Libs like this one turn cowardly and slink away when free men and women stand up to them.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Chris_ on September 18, 2015, 06:54:58 PM
Another timid DUer. Without group-think to back him up and ban all who disagree, our friend is not near as brave as he thought he would be. And we were really going easy on him.
Even Buzzy turned timid in the end

I think Liberals expect the public to back down when they object or drop code words. Libs like this one turn cowardly and slink away when free men and women stand up to them.
I think it will come back, pick some low hanging fruit, and leave again claiming some sort of moral victory.

Seen it a hundred times.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 18, 2015, 06:56:18 PM
I know who this is! Our guest is none other than Mr Citizen!
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 18, 2015, 07:09:33 PM
CREEPY????....we're creepy....somebody post a picture of the undergroundpanther.

That would apply to about two dozen Dumpizens. The fat Kitty Kat is up there in the top five in the creepy category... I will give you that JohnnyReb.   :cheersmate:

It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.

I feel fine. I think everyone here feels fine. The Dump? Not so much. They all seem to be on meds... legitimate and street.

I will give you the benefit of the doubt and try to explain.

It is a hobby in the sense that we sit back and watch the most dysfunctional group of people to ever congregate in one place, albeit electronically, pontificate on various topics while touting their superiority over us common folk. So dysfunctional that they consistently have trouble feeding, sheltering and clothing themselves while touting that folk like us are too stupid to exist without their benevolent democrat party... all the while parroting the dem party line while calling us brainwashed, racist morons.

In short we laugh at people like you that think you are our betters when reality proves the reverse. It is entertainment in the sense that we are watching, in real time, the real reason the USA is in the sad shape it is in.


Exhibit A:
Quote
Star Member trumad (39,269 posts)

Fascinated when I wrestle a right winger into a corner I become a "Fag"

Wrestling with a few on Facebook about the kid with the clock... Pretty much spanked their arguments and made them look like the morans they are.

At the end...when they are gasping for air...it never fails that they pull the Fag card.

You're a liberal fag is the most familiar attack.

I mean pretty much every ****ing time.


I have lots more fantasies similar to the above from different Dummies if this particular example does not satisfy your superior intellect.

If you cannot understand what I am talking about, and I suspect you are incapable of understanding, then perhaps you should go back to DU and dwell in the comfort of your collective.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Big Dog on September 18, 2015, 10:00:44 PM
Another timid DUer. Without group-think to back him up and ban all who disagree, our friend is not near as brave as he thought he would be. And we were really going easy on him.
Even Buzzy turned timid in the end

I think Liberals expect the public to back down when they object or drop code words. Libs like this one turn cowardly and slink away when free men and women stand up to them.

I had a lot more fun with PhDD and Buzzy than I did with this new primitive. This new one bored me.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Chris_ on September 18, 2015, 10:30:49 PM
I had a lot more fun with PhDD and Buzzy than I did with this new primitive. This new one bored me.
This new one just asks you who you want to vote for after accusing you of having a small penis and a poorly-financed auto loan.

Yeah, she's a moron.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 18, 2015, 10:34:18 PM
We mole & mine DU to document & expose the crazy. -Not to mention, it's fun.  :-) -Trolling doesn't do much good. One gets exposed and PPR'd.

-I have been observing your site almost since the beginning, but still have yet to have be removed.

There are also other more subtle things that are laid bare. For example, here you are - chatting with us. Your account is still live, and will remain that way until you eventually spin out of control and go out in a blaze of glory, like virtually every other visitor we have had. Don't you find the irony in that interesting ? - That the one thing Democratic Underground isn't is democratic ? -It's right in your site's TOS. - You may not be a conservative. You must support Democrats. Once a nominee is chosen, you must support him/her. There are other things too - For example, you must allow DU to distribute your EMail data to Democratic organizations. To deny DU that right gets you PPR'd.

And yet you folks like to prattle on about us being a bunch of mind-numbed robots who are doing Rush Limbaugh's and/or the Koch bros.' bidding.

-Whereas the very site you are subscribed to requires that you all are to march in lockstep.- while promoting you limited freedom to disagree on subjects within fairly narrow margins.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7E9SS-X4YY[/youtube]

BTW, this condition isn't unique to DU - it is how all Democratic organizations are to one degree or another. -We like DU because the site contains as members those who more reputable Democratic organizations would lock out because of the embarrassment they would bring.

In other words, DU is actually honest in displaying exactly what those who are rabidly Democratic are. - probably because the owners place higher value on your account data than the face you present the world.

Interesting.  I have better things to do in my spare time.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: dutch508 on September 18, 2015, 10:35:13 PM
Interesting.  I have better things to do in my spare time.

Apparently not.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 18, 2015, 10:36:03 PM
What have you challenged, ****tard?

All you have done so far is complain that the stupidity of your fellow Proglodytes has been preserved with commentary.

Proglodytes spend a lot of time acting smart enough to run everybody's life. Yet, they always take offense at being quoted verbatim, at length and in context. It's not our fault you're ashamed of being the despicable shitwads that you are.

LMAO at the irony.   :rofl:
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 18, 2015, 10:37:57 PM
"you've have"......I'd suggest you take a remedial English class instead of asking questions here


hahahahaha.  I love typo police.  You guys keep the internet real. 
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 18, 2015, 10:40:02 PM
You sound less like an interested bystander and more like someone with an axe to grind.  Which one of your pet monkeys got their feelings hurt?

ooooo  a real live racist.  Cool.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: obumazombie on September 18, 2015, 10:40:31 PM
LMAO at the irony.   :rofl:

The sum total of what libs like you know about irony amounts to ironing clothes before electric irons.
Now irony my shirt like one of your plants told Hitlary to do at one of her campaign stops when she got crushed by your messiah.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Chris_ on September 18, 2015, 10:42:06 PM
ooooo  a real live racist.  Cool.
Wow. You really are a dumb mother****er, aren't you?

Take your empty accusation of racism and shove it up your ass.  You obviously have nothing else to offer.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 18, 2015, 10:47:02 PM
   Believe it or not, none of us spend that much time thinking about any of you over at your special snowflake site.   

actually, you do.  You have a whole forum devoted to it.  :rofl:
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Big Dog on September 18, 2015, 10:49:31 PM
This new one just asks you who you want to vote for after accusing you of having a small penis and a poorly-financed auto loan.

Yeah, she's a moron.

For the DUmmy's information, women often compliment me on my auto loan!
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 18, 2015, 10:49:57 PM
It's not politically correct but it's fun to laugh at the mentally undeveloped.

Even funnier when the mentally undeveloped think they are smart.

Even more funnier when the mentally undeveloped think they are smart and with the tiniest push the mentally undeveloped prove their total ignorance of their utter mental undevelopment.

I think we are in agreement here.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Chris_ on September 18, 2015, 10:50:17 PM
actually, you do.  You have a whole forum devoted to it.  :rofl:
PT Barnum knew how to draw a crowd.  DU is the modern equivalent of a three-ring circus.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Big Dog on September 18, 2015, 10:53:30 PM
PT Barnum knew how to draw a crowd.  DU is the modern equivalent of a three-ring circus.

If Skinner could figure out a way to make a buck for each person outside of DU who points and laughs at the primitives, he'd be a brazillionaire!
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: obumazombie on September 18, 2015, 10:53:56 PM
I think we are in agreement here.

Your thinking such as it is, has not been on display from any of your posts.
All you have done since you have been here is regurgitate prejudice and bigotry.
That makes you amongst the 10% of our country who thinks they think, and then say..."what just happened?".
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Bad Dog on September 18, 2015, 11:48:35 PM
Your thinking such as it is, has not been on display from any of your posts.
All you have done since you have been here is regurgitate prejudice and bigotry.
That makes you amongst the 10% of our country who thinks they think, and then say..."what just happened?".

It has to be the weakest DUmmie we've had since I've been here.  It must get the anger under control to be truly amusing.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Zathras on September 19, 2015, 01:24:27 AM
ooooo  a real live racist.  Cool.

Looking in the mirror again? You come from a site chock full of intolerant race haters. The only racist here is you DUmbass.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 19, 2015, 02:48:50 AM
Apparently not.
:-) :-)
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 19, 2015, 03:01:02 AM
Quote
Quote from: jukin on September 18, 2015, 12:22:52 PM
It's not politically correct but it's fun to laugh at the mentally undeveloped.

Even funnier when the mentally undeveloped think they are smart.

Even more funnier when the mentally undeveloped think they are smart and with the tiniest push the mentally undeveloped prove their total ignorance of their utter mental undevelopment.

I think we are in agreement here.

So, you do consider yourself above the illiterates that entirely populate the (D)Ump.

On a scale of 1 to 10, what ...... about a 1.5?

You know, unlike the faux science knowledge you (D)Uers claim so often to possess, Downs individuals really do have a genetic or, more specifically, a chromosomal defect that causes that condition;  to what do you attribute your, as in plural, condition?

I need this information for my research in the area of primitive Cargo Cults and why they seem to be making a comeback in the (D)emocrat Party.  Thanks!!

I'll make sure to footnote and attribute, any information you provide. 


EDIT:

Quote
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 18, 2015, 05:50:15 AM
What have you challenged, ****tard?

All you have done so far is complain that the stupidity of your fellow Proglodytes has been preserved with commentary.

Proglodytes spend a lot of time acting smart enough to run everybody's life. Yet, they always take offense at being quoted verbatim, at length and in context. It's not our fault you're ashamed of being the despicable shitwads that you are.



LMAO at the irony.   :rofl:

Oh.  On second thought, I think I would rather have background data from someone who can recognize and understand the concept of irony.  The term is thrown around your septic tank in a ridiculously haphazard manner with an amazing lack of perception.

Try to color inside the lines!
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 19, 2015, 03:41:05 AM
You know, I feel bad because I'm not giving you a fair opportunity to dispute many of the assumptions we here at the Cave hold, in respect to your fellow travelers.  OK.  Try to decipher this for us and see if you explain the thought process*. 

* NOTE:  I am assuming there is one.

This is from another thread posted here:

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=104418.0


Quote
CJCRANE (17,373 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/113510264

Why can't the treasury just mint 18 trillion dollar coins and pay off the debt?

Okay, so there would be several thousand very angry bankers, but on the other hand there would be over 300 million very grateful Americans.


Quote
CJCRANE (17,373 posts)
4. But we're told that's why we can't have nice things...

because we have to pay off the debt.

CJCRANE (17,373 posts)
6. Where does the money go?

Who gets it and what do they do with it?

CJCRANE (17,373 posts)
8. The money that goes to pay the debt.

Who to and where does it actually go?

I'm not asking you specifically (unless you know), I'm just thinking aloud, trying to figure out how it all works and who ends up with the money.


aaaaaaaaannnnnd GO!
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: txradioguy on September 19, 2015, 05:06:02 AM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.
They won't let us join so we can debate the idiots directly. This has been slightly mitigated by DU, jr

It's pure comedy gold to see the lunacy that happens on a daily basis...but it's humor that comes with a warning....

Those crazies vote.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: txradioguy on September 19, 2015, 05:09:08 AM
You have a whole forum dedicated to DU.  Obviously you all take the time to read it, and make comments here.  That is the epitome of being a dumbass in my book.  But whatever floats your boat, I guess.
What's wrong with it exactly?

Other than the fact we tend to quite accurately pin how crazy your friends there are.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: txradioguy on September 19, 2015, 05:10:44 AM
Curiosity.
So you're doing the same thing you are criticizing us about?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: txradioguy on September 19, 2015, 05:11:46 AM
Yeah, you could say the same thing for this forum as well.
So challenge it.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: dutch508 on September 19, 2015, 06:27:08 AM
ooooo  a real live racist.  Cool.

You've got to be Mrs. Corpio or 1sbm.

Only those mental giants could find a racist remark in that post.


... oh, who am I kidding. any on the DUmpmonkiez would respond that way. It's like a Pavlovian bell with these people. A right sided person says something and they scream "RACIST!" at the top of their lungs. ****- they are doing it to themselves now. The Hill-Bern war of 2015-16 is glorious!
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 19, 2015, 08:54:03 AM
LMAO at the irony.   :rofl:

Except, shit bag, I do not take offense at being quoted. If you choose to take my words back to the tool shed you have my blessings.

Wanna debate an issue? Let's. I doubt you could make 3 posts without crying like a bitch about racism/sexism/whatever you emotional cripples hide behind.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: miskie on September 19, 2015, 09:10:22 AM
Interesting.  I have better things to do in my spare time.

What, no comment on the rest of the post ?  :-)
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Zathras on September 19, 2015, 09:17:40 AM
What, no comment on the rest of the post ?  :-)

As usual, when a DUmbass can't refute the truth, they denigrate the message.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Fourwinds on September 19, 2015, 10:33:27 AM
I don't troll DU. I can't stand to look at that outdated and frankly sad board format. But I imagine the reason some caves troll your literal slice of lefty heaven are two-fold.

1. They can
2. There isn't a ****ing thing you can do to stop it.

Happy?

Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: jb2u11 on September 19, 2015, 10:51:32 AM
ooooo  a real live racist.  Cool.

The stupid is strong in this one.  With so many potential cards to play but only enough brain mass to lay down the racist one.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: FlippyDoo on September 19, 2015, 11:01:45 AM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.

The simple answer is for the money. It doesn't pay that well at first, but once you built up a high post count you start getting money from the BFEE, the VRWC, etc. The great thing is that all you have to do to build up a high post count at DU is to act insane.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 19, 2015, 12:21:08 PM
Curiosity. 

Ummmmmmmmm. Okay.

DU is over there.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: BattleHymn on September 19, 2015, 01:04:27 PM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.

It's not a hobby, it's a job. 

Karl Rove pays well for making insidious comments on Skin's. 

So far, I've been able to move out of Section 8 housing, stop selling drugs, and stay in school now. 

What's your story?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 19, 2015, 02:03:39 PM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.


     I said I'd be back.

     I have no illusions that you will read any of this, but most of what we say is directed at our brethren and at the smattering of lurking DUmmies who know the awful truth, just like the fat **** who knows it's self-defeating to ram a cupcake in her mouth, but she does it anyway.

     So far in the few moments I've had to steal longing glances at this thread, you've proven to be an actual DUmmy. This is evinced by your terse smugness, which is a time-worn liberal strategy of trying to appear above the fray and above reproach. Whereas your terse, smug posts make you feel superior, they make you look like a tongue-tied buffoon. Even so, I will favor you with an answer, meted in separate parts. Before I articulate my reasons, however, let me correct you: we do not troll DU. We ridicule DU. The difference is critical.

Part I

**** you. That's why we ridicule DU. Because **** you.

Let us assume that you aren't satisfied with that answer. In that case, onward we go:

Part II

We ridicule DU because we are not allowed to rebut or opine on DU. Skinner famously said that there are many other sites on the net for political debate, so there would be none on his site. All well and good, but the preclusion of debate has led to two mutually eccentric effects:

1. You people post increasingly insane things; and
2. We are increasingly effective at calling it out and broadcasting it.

Because DU is an echo chamber which disallows moderate or conservative opinion altogether, posters are encouraged to drift ever more leftward. However, increasingly we find that your posters are not actually leftists, and that is why we delight in exposing them and calling them out. We also find that in the absence of debate on DU, posters are encouraged and emboldened to espouse views that would hardly pass scrutiny outside DU's web server. Let's consider, for example, two of my favorite whipping boys: randys1 and kpete. Kpete trolls the internet to find memes which decry wealth and privilege and the like, yet she does this from a position of privilege and wealth that very few people (let alone most DUmmies) can comprehend. This is not a matter of opinion; it is an empirical fact. It has been proven, you see. I simply have the good taste not to splay her particulars all over the internet, because at the end of the day I begrudge only her hypocrisy, not her wealth. Moreover, there is no evidence that her husband, the source of her wealth, has anything to do with her behavior and her self-delusion. My dander is aroused further by the fact that many DUmmies who do not have a pot to piss in nor means of defenestration, who regularly decry the privileges of the 1%, grant kpete immunity. This, despite the fact that she enjoys every stereotype of a poor DUmmy's jealously: gated community. McMansion. SUV. And so on. Ultimately, the joke is on them. Why do I ridicule DU? Because kpete  is allowed to exist there without the slightest comment from people she could buy and sell a thousand times over.

With respect to Randys1, the lack of controls or checks on his DU persona has led him to assume a peculiar position: he is an elderly, wealthy white man who believes that calling out some alleged race-based privilege of other DUmmies entitles him to throw off his actual self in favor of his desired self. My casual empiricism indicates that when on DU, Randy prefers to assume the persona of an enraged race warrior, coming to the aid and defense of each and every black person in the United States, whether they want or need his heroics. Because there are no checks on DU, a rich white man whose privilege is an order of magnitude greater than most of yours is granted the privilege of calling out anyone who happens to hedge even slightly against his screeds (let alone disagree). Randy believes that his heroics have caused us to stalk him, and indeed he has changed his screen name several times, partly to avoid detection. Indeed, Randy has at least two sockpuppets, and has replied to his own sockpuppets, which at one time was a bannable offense on DU. If I could debate Randy, I would, and I would win, because he is an uneducated buffoon who appeals to base instincts and bullying rather than to logic and reason. I spent several posts pointing out Randy's hypocrisy and his own privilege because it is flagrant and is never mentioned even once on DU. Randy supports reparations for slavery, yet he has bought and sold enough Swiss watches to have his own Randy Negro College Fund, or to endow the Some Cracka-Ass Honky Feels All Guilty and Shit Chair of I Wish I Was Black Studies at  Howard University and Spelman College. Why doesn't he do something like that? Why, because Rolex might introduce a new color for its ceramic bezels, and he might need funds to buy one.

If even one of you DUmmies would post just once, asking why these hypocritical and out-of-touch people are allowed to blather and bloviate on DU without response, we might draw less attention to you all. If just one of you said, "maybe we shouldn't ridicule how other people look, because we are fat and ugly, too," it would be less enticing and less rewarding to call you out. If you would support science even when it tells you something you don't want to hear, it would be less profitable to point at you and laugh. You would like for us to believe that we can control the vagaries of a climate by shutting off the economy, whereas until recent years we somehow believed that a fireball 93,000,000 miles away held most of the sway in the decision. In your self-assured discussions about climate and the need to stop others from enjoying their lives, one of you posted without irony or objection that he had recently flown to several places in which it was said to be warm outside, and he would report back on the anecdotal findings of others as he continued his flights to other places. These flights, mind you, are not and were not to save orphans from marauding bands of rogue Navy SEALS, nor were they to join Randy in his fight to defend "AfAms" from what they imagine is a nonstop hail of gunfire from the po-po. They were to expand his waistline and his bank account, which has been built over the years by connecting wealthy persons with items which only they can afford.

Object to that person, and credibility is yours. It is that simple.



Part III

We ridicule DU because you people are dumb, slow, ugly, and weak, yet you pretend that you are not, and you begrudge people who are not nearly so afflicted. You believe you are all more intelligent and articulate than anyone online or anyone in real life, yet your site fairly groans with spelling errors, bad grammar, mixed metaphors, logical fallacies too numerous to count, and general stupidity, thuggery, entitlement, and (again) hypocrisy. Why do we ridicule DU? Because, frankly, it is a miracle of modern cultural construction: it is as though in one place we can observe, concurrently, a gorilla habitat, the best bits of Mike Stivic, the collected self-unaware awkwardness of every Christopher Guest movie, the waiting room of a county hospital, and a loop of a pig reveling in the greasy spoor of his own shit. Good lord, man, you people are a gift from God.

Part IV

Returning to my original thesis: **** you. That's why.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Skul on September 19, 2015, 02:50:59 PM
All we have to do to see racism in action, is have a mole drop a name in the DUmp.
You can try it yourself, DUmptard.
Post an OP in your GD.
Title it "Did you see what (Conservative black name) said at (pick a place).
Names guaranteed to drag the racism out might be Dr. Ben Carson, Herman Cain or Alan West.
It's been my general observation that when a DUmpron pulls the race card,  they've, -----
1) Totally lost any debate points, or, ----
2) they, themselves, are racists.
Which one are you, DUmptard?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: jukin on September 19, 2015, 02:57:46 PM
All we have to do to see racism in action, is have a mole drop a name in the DUmp.
You can try it yourself, DUmptard.
Post an OP in your GD.
Title it "Did you see what (Conservative black name) said at (pick a place).
Names guaranteed to drag the racism out might be Dr. Ben Carson, Herman Cain or Alan West.
It's been my general observation that when a DUmpron pulls the race card,  they've, -----
1) Totally lost any debate points, or, ----
2) they, themselves, are racists.
Which one are you, DUmptard?

HI5 brother!

It is that easy. Since we are at least 30 IQ points above your average DUchebag (Even when blind drunk) that is all it takes. The finesse is in just how slight of a tiny push is needed to have the hive show their true colors.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: BattleHymn on September 19, 2015, 03:03:21 PM

 :hi5:
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 19, 2015, 04:24:20 PM

 :hi5:


 :cheersmate: and back at ya.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 19, 2015, 07:34:34 PM
^5 Oxygen bandit.  Good one DAT. 

Why do folks go to a zoo?   Think about Jane Goodale who studied Ethnography or Jane Godall who studied chimps.  Ours is a hobby more simple than collecting moths and pinning them to a mounting board. We collect samples of liberal stupidity and pin it to the internet.   Hope that helps.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a6/45/e3/a645e31d0ab49d6f250ff7df6e77547f.jpg)
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 19, 2015, 07:41:53 PM
It's not a hobby, it's a job. 

Karl Rove pays well for making insidious comments on Skin's. 

So far, I've been able to move out of Section 8 housing, stop selling drugs, and stay in school now. 

What's your story?
:-) :-)

Don't forget:  ....and purchase fully automatic weapons from 7-11.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 19, 2015, 09:07:16 PM
So whats the score, so far. CC All Stars: 1000, Caveman Mentalcase: 0

The reason for such a score, all the Caveman can toss are snarky one liners that don't even prick the skin. Buzzy dug deeper than that. Juggs or BainsBane was banned for being a jerk....but she did get some good digs in.

Caveman is too timid to really let us have it. Lots of DUers claim they can shut down a conservative with a single argument...not one has ever come here and blown away our preconceived notions.

Even Caveman's OP is wrong. We are not trolling at DU, we mole and mine for quotes that we discuss and laugh at here. Trolls at DU don't last long. My Mole has been active for YEARS at DU, and it's never disrupted a single thread.

So Caveman, everything you thought was wrong. We can blend in with DUers because we know you--we study you--we can talk and think like you. But you liberals cannot return the favor, you have never studied us, you don't know how we talk...Instead you depend on propaganda to define your enemies and act surprised when we don't act the way your propaganda says we should.

That, is why you fail.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 19, 2015, 09:48:23 PM
So whats the score, so far. CC All Stars: 1000, Caveman Mentalcase: 0

The reason for such a score, all the Caveman can toss are snarky one liners that don't even prick the skin. Buzzy dug deeper than that. Juggs or BainsBane was banned for being a jerk....but she did get some good digs in.

Caveman is too timid to really let us have it. Lots of DUers claim they can shut down a conservative with a single argument...not one has ever come here and blown away our preconceived notions.

Even Caveman's OP is wrong. We are not trolling at DU, we mole and mine for quotes that we discuss and laugh at here. Trolls at DU don't last long. My Mole has been active for YEARS at DU, and it's never disrupted a single thread.

So Caveman, everything you thought was wrong. We can blend in with DUers because we know you--we study you--we can talk and think like you. But you liberals cannot return the favor, you have never studied us, you don't know how we talk...Instead you depend on propaganda to define your enemies and act surprised when we don't act the way your propaganda says we should.

That, is why you fail.

 :clap:

H5 Mr. Mannn!
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on September 20, 2015, 06:36:34 AM
ooooo  a real live racist.  Cool.
Ugh. Seriously?
So, just saying the word "Monkey" automatically makes one a racist?
He clearly meant "Pet Monkey" in an insulting manner, but not a manner intended to have racial connotations.
Next, you'll be telling me that every primatologist in the world is a diehard racist, since most of them say the word "Monkey" on a daily basis due to the nature of their jobs.
After that, you'll be accusing everyone associated with the film 'Muppets Most Wanted' of racism for this song:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bOlBAdPcrI[/youtube]

You're what happens when reckless race- baiting is combined with simple stupidity.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: SVPete on September 20, 2015, 06:50:25 AM
H-5s apiece BFDU, BH, and Skul! And back when DU was founded the noteworthy blacks who would have gotten the knee-jerk race traitor treatment would have been Alan Keyes, Colin Powell, and Condoleezza Rice. Different DU-era, different names, same partisan-racist shtick.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Skul on September 20, 2015, 08:20:58 AM
Condoleezza was singled out for special treatment.
The feminazis remained silent or joined in.
The Black members also remained silent or joined in.
The DUmp would have been more aptly named the old time KKK Underground.
I have full confidence they will do it again.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: SVPete on September 20, 2015, 08:29:31 AM
Condoleezza was singled out for special treatment.
The feminazis remained silent or joined in.
The Black members also remained silent or joined in.
The DUmp would have been more aptly named the old time KKK Underground.
I have full confidence they will do it again.

After that racist political cartoon depicting Condoleezza Rice as Bush's parrot - which I assume DU-folk either defended or ignored (not mutually exclusive, of course) - I would not have expected otherwise.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: BattleHymn on September 20, 2015, 09:57:09 AM
After that racist political cartoon depicting Condoleezza Rice as Bush's parrot - which I assume DU-folk either defended or ignored (not mutually exclusive, of course) - I would not have expected otherwise.

I wouldn't doubt if they were the inspiration for the cartoon:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2860499&mesg_id=2860708

Quote
Jacobin  Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore   Thu Dec-23-04 10:24 AM
Response to Original message
20. Condi Rice is Ayatollah Bush's little parrot
Nothing new here.

:racist:
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 21, 2015, 03:20:50 AM
I guess our little troll was too timid to return
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: txradioguy on September 21, 2015, 03:25:57 AM
I guess our little troll was too timid to return

It thought it could swoop and poop and leave claiming no one wanted to seriously debate issues.

It didn't count on more than a few of us going...ok lets debate.

They never count on that for some reason.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: tanstaafl on September 21, 2015, 11:28:51 AM
It thought it could swoop and poop and leave claiming no one wanted to seriously debate issues.

It didn't count on more than a few of us going...ok lets debate.

They never count on that for some reason.

I betchya dollars to donuts that the little booger eater is back on the island bragging about how he/she/it had everyone here either crying or cheering.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 21, 2015, 12:20:26 PM
I'm disappointed but not surprised. The DUmmie was challenged to contribute and continued with the inane one-liners. The DUmmie accuses us of trolling when the DUmmie is an actual troll.

I didn't see the DUmmie respond to anybody who actually invited him to contribute.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Karin on September 21, 2015, 12:50:43 PM
That reminds me of when Skinner said we were "whining about DU."  We don't whine, we mock.  We point and laugh at you.  We also expose you for the hateful creatures you are.  Some of the more egregious quotes I like to send all over the internet, announcing "ladies and gentlemen, I present to you A Democrat." 
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: zeitgeist on September 21, 2015, 03:37:37 PM
That reminds me of when Skinner said we were "whining about DU."  We don't whine, we mock.  We point and laugh at you.  We also expose you for the hateful creatures you are.  Some of the more egregious quotes I like to send all over the internet, announcing "ladies and gentlemen, I present to you A Democrat."

Links to DU have converted many independents, moderates, and leaning liberal Democrats.  Simply point them in the direction and mention my mother's favorite admonition "you are known by the company you keep".  Works every time.    :whistling:
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2015, 04:02:32 PM
Links to DU have converted many independents, moderates, and leaning liberal Democrats.  Simply point them in the direction and mention my mother's favorite admonition "you are known by the company you keep".  Works every time.    :whistling:
They get upset whenever Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity mention their little internet hovel.  It's always fun to watch.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: BattleHymn on September 23, 2015, 05:20:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dzwwtZz.jpg)
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Caveman Mentality on September 23, 2015, 11:03:12 PM
boring.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 23, 2015, 11:08:36 PM
boring.


     Then let's liven it up: instead of ****ing off AND dying, I'll give you a choice: **** you OR die.

     Exciting, huh?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: delilahmused on September 23, 2015, 11:11:57 PM
It's quite an odd hobby you've have. 

Log off the internet, and go out for a walk.  You might feel better.

I don't. I just laugh at their idiocy. I have a farm and I'm a jewelry artist (I basically live the bohemian life the DUmmies wish they lived). I have my own schedule and can be as flexible as I want. DU is comic relief.

I don't need a walk, my work keeps me outside every day. Farming is labor intensive but I have a great sense of accomplishment at the end of the day. I don't know anyone who's here constantly. If you pay attention, there's gaps of time when each one of us is gone.

Cindie
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 23, 2015, 11:32:29 PM
boring.

That confirms my suspicion -- you are a Furbey.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Zathras on September 24, 2015, 12:08:15 AM
boring.

We can only do so much with the drek you've given us DUmbass. You want a better conversation? Give us better material to work with.

And stick around next time. That is unless you're the typical "swoop n poop" cowardly troll like at the DUmp where you come from.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: txradioguy on September 24, 2015, 02:26:44 AM
boring.

I've told you if you want to seriously debate...I'm ready.  Pick a topic.
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 24, 2015, 02:35:35 AM
boring.

See?  You still don't understand.  We are not here to entertain you.  You, and especially your fellow infantile half-wits, exist on the (D)Umper to entertain us.  We have told you this numerous times in this thread already.  What does it ta- ....wait.  I've got it.  You do better in a different language?

Here.  I'll let a bonafide media mogul give it to you, en Espanol, as my Honduran Spanish is too rusty from disuse.

Quote
nadinbrzezinski (141,541 posts)
44. I ain't pandering

Pero si quieres te voy a hablar en el idioma de donde nací. En la gran ciudad, en donde la gente no hace estas tonterias. Aquellas que aquí están causando dolor.

There you have it in a nutshell.  Barely decipherable nonsense, I grant you, but.......

Anything else, today?
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Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: wasp69 on September 24, 2015, 08:09:30 AM
boring.

You were asked a question

Do you know the difference between "moling" and "trolling"?

Now, how about an answer?
Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: Maxiest on September 24, 2015, 08:27:25 AM
ooooo  a real live racist.  Cool.

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Title: Re: So why do you folks troll DU?
Post by: obumazombie on September 24, 2015, 09:27:01 AM
I don't. I just laugh at their idiocy. I have a farm and I'm a jewelry artist (I basically live the bohemian life the DUmmies wish they lived). I have my own schedule and can be as flexible as I want. DU is comic relief.

I don't need a walk, my work keeps me outside every day. Farming is labor intensive but I have a great sense of accomplishment at the end of the day. I don't know anyone who's here constantly. If you pay attention, there's gaps of time when each one of us is gone.

Cindie

A real farm, and a real farm gal, not like the vacant lot which has been turned into a toxic waste dump in Chicago by Caveman's colleague Mo.