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"So, I'm at the local market and the MAGAt across the street is whining....
....about the demise of the Orange Moron. Please keep in mind that she's the MAGAt who bought and displayed a trump 2024 banner and put it in her front lawn until the City made her remove it. That was in April. Then Roe came along and here's another 5 signs about life beginning at conception, and those smaller signs disappeared. No clue, but she was livid.
ANYWAY, today she's wearing her 'tRump is my president' made in China shirt, and ranting at the 19 year old kid ringing up her groceries, and then she made a fatal mistake: Looked right at me during her rant and said "You know that Biden set this all up and that when tRump gets reelected he will throw Biden and Pelosi in prison!" And I calmly told her, " Obviously, this is God's will." I heard a laugh somewhere off in the distance, and she turned as red as her sad little MAGAt shirt. Took her about 30 seconds to get out of the store.
Been a pretty good day."
This never happened. Make up stories are cute.