Here is one motorcycle that no-one on the road is going to mess with - this bike can crush cars.
The Monster Motorbike is three metres high, nine metres long and at 14 tonnes, it weighs more than a double decker bus.
Ray Baumann took three years to build this beast of a machine that can simply roll over most other vehicles.
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Now that would be useful.
I wouldn't mess with the S.O.B. that can kick-start it.
No doubt! That would be one bad mo-fo.
I will say this much, I feel sorry for the sleep cager who turns left in front of that bike! (actually, that might be what is happening in the pic!)