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Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« on: August 14, 2012, 04:15:39 PM »
Thanks for having me here at Conservative Cave, I appreciate the opportunity to discuss the issues with my fellow Conservatives, learn from all of them, have a good time, and crack a joke now and then. /Grin.

I am a strong Conservative and a strong Family man who loves America, the Conservative Movement, the United States Military, the National Foolball League, the United States Marine Corps, my wife, children, grandchildren, NASCAR, ice cold Pepsi Cola, rib-eyes on the barby [charcoal only please], Ford pickup trucks (if you own a Chevy don't worry, God will forgive you for that /BigGrin) ...

I also love Fox News, Sam's Clubs, and all big huge indoor shopping malls ~~ and I love to spend money, I try to love people and use money. I do save for a rainy day, but otherwise I put forth my best effort to spend every dime I can get my hands on, 'cause when you die you can't take it with you, ha, and all the people I love like to "get stuff" right now without waiting and while they're still living, I think. /Big Grin

I am very optimistic about the future, have not a single gloom & doom bone in my body, love to laugh and have a good time, love music, good up-lifting literature, and good movies.

Last great film I saw was Acts Of Valor.

I also liked Stallone's The Expendables and plan to see the sequel come August 17th.

I like all the oldie goldie Rambo movies, and even the old Chuck Norris movies ... Chuck Norris jokes too: "When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home from the hospital" ... "Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter." :lmao:

Thanks again for having me ....












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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2012, 04:19:49 PM »
Hello, Jack.  Welcome.

(Nobody say "Hi Jack")
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2012, 04:25:03 PM »
Hi! Glad to have you here!
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2012, 04:28:38 PM »
Hiya Jack!
(Is that close enough, Undies?)

That's quite a laundry list of stuff you love!

Whaddya think of peach cobbler? Do ya like peach cobbler? (You can't take it with ya, yunno.)

Oh, and don't worry about the Reputation thing. Trust me -- DON'T worry about the Reputation thing.

And welcome!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2012, 04:32:07 PM »
Welcome, Jack. I hope you enjoy yourself.

I am glad to see someone else like Chuck Norris. He is one of my heroes ...


Quote from: Eupher on August 14, 2012, 04:28:38 PM
Hiya Jack!
(Is that close enough, Undies?)

That's quite a laundry list of stuff you love!

Whaddya think of peach cobbler? Do ya like peach cobbler? (You can't take it with ya, yunno.)

Oh, and don't worry about the Reputation thing. Trust me -- DON'T worry about the Reputation thing.

And welcome!   :cheersmate:


Uh oh  :o
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2012, 04:37:08 PM »
Salutations, Jack!


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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2012, 04:39:49 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 14, 2012, 04:28:38 PM
Hiya Jack!
(Is that close enough, Undies?)

That's quite a laundry list of stuff you love!

Whaddya think of peach cobbler? Do ya like peach cobbler? (You can't take it with ya, yunno.)

Oh, and don't worry about the Reputation thing. Trust me -- DON'T worry about the Reputation thing.

And welcome!   :cheersmate:


Thanks for the welcome, Eupher, appreciate it.

Yeah, peach cobbler (with vanilla ice cream) is pretty good and a great way to finish up Sunday dinner.

Re the Reputation thing: Okay, no worries /grin

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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2012, 04:43:15 PM »
Howdy, Jack.

Welcome to the cave.

What are your thoughts on bacon (aka God's perfect food group)?

I can forgive you about the flat Coke Pepsi. My wife drinks the Devil's elixir.
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2012, 04:45:18 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on August 14, 2012, 04:43:15 PM
Howdy, Jack.

Welcome to the cave.

What are your thoughts on bacon (aka God's perfect food group)?

I can forgive you about the flat Coke Pepsi. My wife drinks the Devil's elixir.

Speakin-aa-bacon:  I had a BLT at Denny's last night.  It was surprisingly awesome!

Now, back to the thread:
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2012, 04:48:43 PM »
Quote from: Jack on August 14, 2012, 04:39:49 PM
Thanks for the welcome, Eupher, appreciate it.

Yeah, peach cobbler (with vanilla ice cream) is pretty good and a great way to finish up Sunday dinner.

Re the Reputation thing: Okay, no worries /grin

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Far be it from me to steal dutch's thunder, but I dare say that peach cobbler is a favorite pretty much all the way around. IOW, right answer.

With one minor quibble:

Peach cobbler is good at ANY time. With or without vanilla ice cream (though everybody knows it's best with vanilla bean ice cream, slightly softened at the edges).

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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2012, 04:52:38 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 14, 2012, 04:48:43 PM
Far be it from me to steal dutch's thunder, but I dare say that peach cobbler is a favorite pretty much all the way around. IOW, right answer.

With one minor quibble:

Peach cobbler is good at ANY time. With or without vanilla ice cream (though everybody knows it's best with vanilla bean ice cream, slightly softened at the edges).

 :popcorn:

Butterfield's, the buffet at Choctaw Resort and Casino near Durant, OK., has amazing peach cobbler (with a soft serve ice cream machine right next to it).  Their bread pudding is one of the best, too.  Ummmmmmm.

Now, back to the thread:
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2012, 04:53:01 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on August 14, 2012, 04:32:07 PM
Welcome, Jack. I hope you enjoy yourself.

I am glad to see someone else like Chuck Norris. He is one of my heroes ...


Uh oh  :o

Thanks for the welcome Kyle, and yeah I like Chuck a lot, a good Conservative he is, and a Christian man too I believe. I saw him interviewed once and they drug out about 25 or so of the best Chuck Norris jokes and had Chuck read them, he just about cracked up, that was the funny part.




Undies, Cmypay, Splashdown,

Thanks for the welcome, appreciate it.

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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2012, 04:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on August 14, 2012, 04:43:15 PM
Howdy, Jack.

Welcome to the cave.

What are your thoughts on bacon (aka God's perfect food group)?

I can forgive you about the flat Coke Pepsi. My wife drinks the Devil's elixir.

Hi Jason, thanks for the welcome.

God's perfect food group. Exactly!

I love bacon, I love anything that keeps the Health Nazis frustrated and foolishly dreaming about the day they can use the gov'ment to force you to be healthy /Grin.

The liberal Health Police have one main rule: If it tastes good, spit it out!  :lmao:

Ha ...
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2012, 05:07:48 PM »
Quote from: Undies on August 14, 2012, 04:45:18 PM
Speakin-aa-bacon:  I had a BLT at Denny's last night.  It was surprisingly awesome!

Man, thats sounds good, I love BLT's.

But I had yesterday for dinner, at a big steak house, what they call a Smokehouse Burger, fried Medium, topped off with 3 strips of smoked bacon, add cheese, and with mayo on both sides spread thick.  Side was onion rings. Washed it down with cold Pepsi Cola.

My wife had that talapia fish thing, blackened with salsa sauce, she said it tasted great, but I'm a beef kind of dude. (It upsets the Health Police /Grin)

Life is good.

/grin
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2012, 05:10:01 PM »
Welcome Jack - good to have you here.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2012, 05:13:25 PM »
Welcome!
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2012, 05:15:05 PM »
Quote from: Jack on August 14, 2012, 05:07:48 PM
Man, thats sounds good, I love BLT's.

But I had yesterday for dinner, at a big steak house, what they call a Smokehouse Burger, fried Medium, topped off with 3 strips of smoked bacon, add cheese, and with mayo on both sides spread thick.  Side was onion rings. Washed it down with cold Pepsi Cola.

My wife had that talapia fish thing, blackened with salsa sauce, she said it tasted great, but I'm a beef kind of dude. (It upsets the Health Police /Grin)

Life is good.

/grin

I've already traveled the Coronary Bypass Route, so I have to eat the talapia when I'm being good.  I do the BLT when I'm feeling a bit devilish.  
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2012, 05:39:53 PM »
Greetings, Earthling.
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2012, 06:27:50 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 14, 2012, 04:48:43 PM
Far be it from me to steal dutch's thunder, but I dare say that peach cobbler is a favorite pretty much all the way around. IOW, right answer.

With one minor quibble:

Peach cobbler is good at ANY time. With or without vanilla ice cream (though everybody knows it's best with vanilla bean ice cream, slightly softened at the edges).
(bolded by Jack)
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Re ice cream "slightly softened at the edges":

I hear ya!

I'm with you on that, frozen ice cream does not taste as flavorful as semi-soft ice cream. I think the extreame coldness when frozen, numbs one's taste buds.

I always put the whole half-gallon in the microwave for a full 60 seconds, my wife hollars from the other room, "Do NOT melt mine, I don't like soft ice cream." (She does not know what she is missing. Ice cream tastes better in a semi-melted state.)
 


CactusCarlos ...  Ballygrl ... Thanks for the welcome, appreciate it.

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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2012, 06:31:48 PM »
O.k. Now for the big test.... What do you think of redheads and boobs, Jack?
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2012, 06:33:44 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 14, 2012, 05:39:53 PM
Greetings, Earthling.

chris, thanks for the greetings.

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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2012, 06:51:00 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on August 14, 2012, 06:31:48 PM
O.k. Now for the big test.... What do you think of redheads and boobs, Jack?

Ricky,

  :-) I think redheads are some of the most beautiful women on earth, and I thank God for them as magnificient works of art
so to speak. I have in mind, for example:  http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/specials/beauties/beauties/julianne_moore300.jpg

'Course, blondes and the darker haired ladies are not to be unappreciated to be sure..

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Re boobs: I try to be patient with them.   :lmao:

Definition of BOOB
1
: a stupid awkward person : simpleton

2
: boor, philistine
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/boobs

Ha, I couldn't resist that one!


/Grin ...
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2012, 07:22:46 PM »
Welcome Jack.
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2012, 07:39:31 PM »
Welcome to the cave. Glad to have you. Hope you enjoy your stay. Hope your stay is long and prosperous. And, in aviation codespeak 7500 !.
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Re: Hello Everybody I'm Jack
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2012, 09:57:56 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 14, 2012, 07:39:31 PM
Welcome to the cave. Glad to have you. Hope you enjoy your stay. Hope your stay is long and prosperous. And, in aviation codespeak 7500 !.

Dude!  :thatsright:

Hey Jack!  Beer?   :cheersmate:

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