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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2012, 04:46:45 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 09, 2012, 04:44:54 PM
Well, we probably have close to a quorum....at least on this thread. 

And we have a smiley.   :-)

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Thank God for smilies.  :grouphug:
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2012, 06:52:19 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on July 09, 2012, 04:01:24 PM
What are you doing here?  Can't you see the Texas has taken over this forum?   :whistling:
I was just hello, I will go back to my corner and sulk.....

(Those Texans are such bullies.....sniff, sniff)
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2012, 07:27:46 PM »
From a former resident of Beeville Texas, and almost recently a resident of Gainesville Texas, welcome to the forum. Glad to have you. I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2012, 07:32:50 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 09, 2012, 07:27:46 PM
From a former resident of Beeville Texas, and almost recently a resident of Gainesville Texas, welcome to the forum. Glad to have you. I hope you enjoy your stay.

Beeville!  I know that place.  Wow!
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2012, 08:39:04 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 09, 2012, 07:27:46 PM
From a former resident of Beeville Texas, and almost recently a resident of Gainesville Texas, welcome to the forum. Glad to have you. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Friend of the family was Commander at the NAB in Beeville for a while.

And thanks, everyone. Glad to have a place to vent and make fun of those with political "special needs". :mental:
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2012, 11:48:46 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 09, 2012, 07:32:50 PM
Beeville!  I know that place.  Wow!
Get outta town. How would you know about Beeville ?
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2012, 01:56:40 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 09, 2012, 11:48:46 PM
Get outta town. How would you know about Beeville ?

I'm about 30 miles from there, on the Nueces.
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2012, 10:47:03 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 09, 2012, 11:48:46 PM
Get outta town. How would you know about Beeville ?

My Mom lived in Rockport for the last 3 years, we moved her up this year.  Took a wrong turn, or missed a turn going back to Rockport from Victoria and ended up there.   :-)
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2012, 11:29:11 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 10, 2012, 10:47:03 AM
My Mom lived in Rockport for the last 3 years, we moved her up this year.  Took a wrong turn, or missed a turn going back to Rockport from Victoria and ended up there.   :-)
Ah yes, Victoria. I used to water ski at a small lake close by there.
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2012, 12:08:41 AM »
Hi there. God hates bunnies.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2012, 06:39:12 PM »
Another Texan here, welcome!
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2012, 08:13:46 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 13, 2012, 12:08:41 AM
Hi there. God hates bunnies.  :fuelfire:

ok Ptarmigan,,....if God hated bunnies(which are super cute....why would would he let them populate at an enormous rate???
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2012, 08:32:25 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on July 13, 2012, 08:13:46 PM
ok Ptarmigan,,....if God hated bunnies(which are super cute....why would would he let them populate at an enormous rate???
That's the trouble with tribbles.
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2012, 06:56:00 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on July 13, 2012, 08:13:46 PM
ok Ptarmigan,,....if God hated bunnies(which are super cute....why would would he let them populate at an enormous rate???

Bunnies engage in various sexual perversion and defy God. Bunnies gave up on God as God gave up on them.
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2012, 10:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 16, 2012, 06:56:00 PM
Bunnies engage in various sexual perversion and defy God. Bunnies gave up on God as God gave up on them.
So what is the proper disposition for bunnies ? The same as for infidels ?
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2012, 06:19:03 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 16, 2012, 10:26:15 PM
So what is the proper disposition for bunnies ? The same as for infidels ?
They do it bunny style, silliness!!!
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2012, 07:01:11 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 16, 2012, 10:26:15 PM
So what is the proper disposition for bunnies ? The same as for infidels ?
The holy hand grenade of Antioch..

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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2012, 09:47:32 AM »
Anyone know about Splendora or Conroe?  my scummy TX side is from there
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2012, 10:19:15 AM »
Quote from: Gina on July 17, 2012, 09:47:32 AM
Anyone know about Splendora or Conroe?  my scummy TX side is from there

They actually have some of them trees there.
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2012, 10:22:23 AM »
All I know about Conroe is it's almost Houston travelling on 45.   
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2012, 07:25:16 AM »
Quote from: Gina on July 17, 2012, 09:47:32 AM
Anyone know about Splendora or Conroe?  my scummy TX side is from there

Yup.  I only live about 45 minutes away from either of those.  One is on I-45 and the other is on Hwy 59.  Both are between me and Houston.

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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2012, 08:38:11 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on July 18, 2012, 07:25:16 AM
Yup.  I only live about 45 minutes away from either of those.  One is on I-45 and the other is on Hwy 59.  Both are between me and Houston.

KC

That is where my mom's parents live with all of her sisters and brothers.  They own a glass company and the only thing that comes out of that side is shit.  Strippers, unwed moms, thieves.
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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2012, 01:55:57 PM »
Quote from: Gina on July 18, 2012, 08:38:11 AM
That is where my mom's parents live with all of her sisters and brothers.  They own a glass company and the only thing that comes out of that side is shit.  Strippers, unwed moms, thieves.

Uhm .... got any addresses/phone numbers?  Want me to check on them?

 :naughty:

 :-)

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Re: Hi from Texas
« Reply #48 on: July 18, 2012, 02:15:07 PM »
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Quote from: Texacon on July 18, 2012, 01:55:57 PM
Uhm .... got any addresses/phone numbers?  Want me to check on them?

 :naughty:

 :-)

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I was thinking the world needs strippers, and the Dems need their voting base for the other two.
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