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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2011, 09:46:08 PM »
Quote from: MP_Sarge on March 04, 2011, 09:43:46 PM
So close.
This is awkward...

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Hmmmm. The wheels are spinnin', but it ain't registerin'. Last I heard, you had some trouble with one of your female troops and she managed to throw you under the bus -- or nearly so.
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2011, 09:46:51 PM »
Good evening, Sarge. I'm Revolution. Thank you for your service, Sir!
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2011, 10:10:32 PM »
Yeah, that chick aged me a few years on that deployment.
I kept my stripes, but another good NCO lost his, over her "antics".

Rumor has it they quietly booted her ass from the Army, post-deployment.

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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2011, 10:15:53 PM »
Welcome!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2011, 10:25:50 PM »
MP, I still chuckle when I remember back on the Nation of ****off.

Good times.  :-)
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2011, 10:42:07 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 04, 2011, 10:25:50 PM
MP, I still chuckle when I remember back on the Nation of ****off.

Good times.  :-)


Ahoy, matey....who stole the rum?!?!   :censored:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2011, 10:43:43 PM »
Quote from: debk on March 04, 2011, 10:42:07 PM

Ahoy, matey....who stole the rum?!?!   :censored:

Well, we've only got a couple of Sailors, so almost by default we have to start with Thor.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2011, 10:46:33 PM »
Welcome, MP_Sarge. :cheersmate:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2011, 10:52:12 PM »
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2011, 11:25:20 PM »
Quote from: MP_Sarge on March 04, 2011, 10:52:12 PM


Damn. Outed again.  :hammer:   

Ya gotta pay me some serious **** bucks for me to start cleanin' shitters again. **** with me and I'll go AWOL on yer ass again.   :bolt:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2011, 11:36:02 PM »
I say we just use the DU.  **** cleaning.
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2011, 11:44:13 PM »
Welcome MP_Sarge. It's good to have you here. :cheersmate:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2011, 11:55:44 PM »
Hiya Sarge, welcome!

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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2011, 02:22:30 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 04, 2011, 10:43:43 PM
Well, we've only got a couple of Sailors, so almost by default we have to start with Thor.  :cheersmate:

There are more than just a "couple" of Sailors, Buckwheat ....

Thor
Sparky
wasp
Thundley
Zeitgeist
namvet
T-Monay
Crazy Horse
Velvet Elvis
Digger
AprilRazz
Doc Savage
Sully


and I forget who else at the moment. (please forgive me if I forgot anybody)

And, we have a few Coasties
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2011, 06:44:05 AM »
Very nice to have you here! :cheersmate:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2011, 07:23:52 AM »
Ohh dammit........ I FORGOT that Gina was also a Sailor.......  :thatsright:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2011, 08:07:11 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 05, 2011, 07:23:52 AM
Ohh dammit........ I FORGOT that Gina was also a Sailor.......  :thatsright:

You are so gonna get it now buddy.
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2011, 08:10:28 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 05, 2011, 08:07:11 AM
You are so gonna get it now buddy.

Did you LOOK at the TIME I posted who all were Sailors?!?!?!?!? I was half asleep. :tongue:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2011, 08:12:21 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 05, 2011, 08:10:28 AM
Did you LOOK at the TIME I posted who all were Sailors?!?!?!?!? I was half asleep. :tongue:

I don't think it really matters.  I really don't think it does.   :-)
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2011, 08:16:50 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 05, 2011, 08:12:21 AM
I don't think it really matters.  I really don't think it does.   :-)

OK, buddy, I'm going to figure out a way to wake you up at 2:22 AM and see how well YOU think at that time of the morning!!  :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #45 on: March 05, 2011, 08:21:56 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 05, 2011, 08:16:50 AM
OK, buddy, I'm going to figure out a way to wake you up at 2:22 AM and see how well YOU think at that time of the morning!!  :fuelfire: :tongue:

Hey man, I got AF Officer blood in me. I sleep soundly and love a good gin and tonic.  :whatever:  I don't wake at that time of the AM.

I would probably be good at golf too, if I tried.  It's in the blood.   :-)
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #46 on: March 05, 2011, 08:25:13 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 05, 2011, 02:22:30 AM
There are more than just a "couple" of Sailors, Buckwheat ....

Thor
Sparky
wasp
Thundley
Zeitgeist
namvet
T-Monay
Crazy Horse
Velvet Elvis
Digger
AprilRazz
Doc Savage
Sully


and I forget who else at the moment. (please forgive me if I forgot anybody)

And, we have a few Coasties

Well, since you're the Membership Chairman around here, you know more about that stuff than I do, Alfalfa.

You gotta do somethin' about that cowlick of yours, bud. It's starting to turn gray now and Darla still thinks you're a dweeb.  :rotf:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #47 on: March 05, 2011, 08:36:19 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 04, 2011, 10:43:43 PM
Well, we've only got a couple of Sailors, so almost by default we have to start with Thor.  :cheersmate:

That teetotaling little ****ing Sally?  Ya right.
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #48 on: March 05, 2011, 08:38:39 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 05, 2011, 08:21:56 AM
Hey man, I got AF Officer blood in me. I sleep soundly and love a good gin and tonic.  :whatever:  I don't wake at that time of the AM.

I would probably be good at golf too, if I tried.  It's in the blood.   :-)

You could have just said officer and we would have known.  AF officer?  Shit, you're barely coherent in the daytime.

And 2:22 am, Thor?  Hell, that's my peak hour, dude--short-form precrit followed by the old "latch and snatch".
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #49 on: March 05, 2011, 08:48:08 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 05, 2011, 08:38:39 AM
You could have just said officer and we would have known.  AF officer?  Shit, you're barely coherent in the daytime.

And 2:22 am, Thor?  Hell, that's my peak hour, dude--short-form precrit followed by the old "latch and snatch".

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Actually, I do get up early.  Was trained to by my Dad.  Someone had to be his caddy.   :-)  For real. 
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