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Offline Thor

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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2011, 09:14:46 AM »
That teetotaling little ****ing Sally?  Ya right.

I'm only a teetotaler by force, not by choice, little bubble head bitch. In my day, I could have drank you under the table several times over.  And....... WTF is up with this "Sally" bullshit??
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #51 on: March 05, 2011, 09:15:47 AM »

And 2:22 am, Thor?  Hell, that's my peak hour, dude--short-form precrit followed by the old "latch and snatch".

Not my problem that you work nights.......  I remember the Recruiting duty days. I'd stroll in from the bar around 0200 or so only to have to get on the road by 0430 to run some tard to MEPS because he didn't want to spend the night in the hotel.
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #52 on: March 11, 2011, 11:54:24 PM »
Welcome Sarge. Long time no see.
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #53 on: March 11, 2011, 11:59:09 PM »
I've got your rum right here.

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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #54 on: March 12, 2011, 12:10:18 AM »
Perfect timing.

I could use a drink right about now. :cheersmate:
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #55 on: March 12, 2011, 12:17:08 AM »
Welcome MP-Sarge!!! Unfortunately ,I am(was) not in any of the armed forces, though it has been an honor to be in the presence of an elite group of wonderful people.
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Re: Let's all give a welcome to MP_Sarge
« Reply #56 on: March 12, 2011, 01:07:21 AM »
Perfect timing.

I could use a drink right about now. :cheersmate:

No problemo. And couldn't we all. In a few hours, I have to cram my 6'4" tall ass into a coach seat. I could use a few drinks for that...
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