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Title: VIDEO: Shocking Scenes From the Toilet Paper Apocalypse
Post by: pjcomix on March 18, 2020, 08:11:20 AM
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It is a sacred principle that no tush shall go unwiped in the midst of a crises. Though you might suffer through wars, floods, fires, or earthquakes there can be no compromise on this issue or, rather, tissue. Thus we have the scenes of madness as the masses demand access to their precioussss toilet paper, without which humanity cannot survive.

Watch now the scenes from the Toilet Paper Apocalypse and behold the horrors of the battles that have ensued.

https://youtu.be/8cnRMdjfTUU (https://youtu.be/8cnRMdjfTUU)
Title: Re: VIDEO: Shocking Scenes From the Toilet Paper Apocalypse
Post by: SVPete on March 18, 2020, 09:20:15 AM
Someone should report the extreme hoarders to their home insurance companies for having a fire hazard in their homes. A-holes!
Title: Re: VIDEO: Shocking Scenes From the Toilet Paper Apocalypse
Post by: zeitgeist on March 18, 2020, 09:34:10 AM
Someone should report the extreme hoarders to their home insurance companies for having a fire hazard in their homes. A-holes!

Double edged sword here.  One man's hoarder is another's pepper.    There is another class who buy to price gouge.  They should be the rightful recipients of public ire and dare I say regulation. 

I confess to being somewhat baffled by the run on water.  During and after a hurricane I get it but a virus?  How much bottled water do you really need?   :thatsright:
Title: Re: VIDEO: Shocking Scenes From the Toilet Paper Apocalypse
Post by: USA4ME on March 18, 2020, 10:51:35 AM
Stores should do something like "Limit 2" just to keep the panic down and allow more people to get at least some. How hard could that be?

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Title: Re: VIDEO: Shocking Scenes From the Toilet Paper Apocalypse
Post by: SVPete on March 18, 2020, 01:13:45 PM
Stores should do something like "Limit 2" just to keep the panic down and allow more people to get at least some. How hard could that be?

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Some stores do.
Title: Re: VIDEO: Shocking Scenes From the Toilet Paper Apocalypse
Post by: thundley4 on March 18, 2020, 04:25:20 PM
Stores should do something like "Limit 2" just to keep the panic down and allow more people to get at least some. How hard could that be?

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This shelf clearing panic buying came on fast and furious before stores  had a chance to realize what was happening in most cases.
Title: Re: VIDEO: Shocking Scenes From the Toilet Paper Apocalypse
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 19, 2020, 12:10:49 PM
This shelf clearing panic buying came on fast and furious before stores  had a chance to realize what was happening in most cases.
They knew. People didn't just go in to buy toilet paper