The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on March 18, 2024, 01:06:35 PM

Title: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 18, 2024, 01:06:35 PM
 :rotf:

no, it's not:

Quote

lindysalsagal (20,308 posts)
Mon Mar 18, 2024, 12:25 PM
35
RECOMMEND
My lunch with a trumper: It's real
I admit I avoid them so this is all new to me. The guy (among a group of others who didn't seem to be trumpers,) actually went there.

Started saying all dictators are better because they keep the peace. All societies are safer and more just because the dictators are in charge.

Holy crap . The guy was ex-US military! Pissing and whining that we've closed bases and reduced the size of the military.

The orange gangster has convinced them that democracy is bad. It made my blood run cold.

I got up and left without another word. In my car I see him approaching me in the parking lot, he knocks on my car window!

I just kept backing up and turned to leave. I didn't even slow down. He stood there watching me pull away, refusing to listen to him.

I have no idea what he wanted to say, but I don't care. Made my blood run cold. It's real.

this never happened, Suzanne. Then she doubles-down:

Quote
lindysalsagal (20,308 posts)
5. The guy was twice my size and chasing me in a parking lot. I doubt there are any words that would reach him.
Reply to randr (Reply #2)
Mon Mar 18, 2024, 12:33 PM
I wanted to get home safe and avoid an altercation, which could have happened if I hadn't just left. Because, who knows if the police are trumpers, too?

ALL the police are "trumpers" in Norwalk, CT.  ::)

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218788173#post5
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: Rebel on March 18, 2024, 01:25:46 PM
That shit never happened  :rofl:
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: SVPete on March 18, 2024, 01:45:06 PM
I have to disagree with y'all. Clearly this happened in lindysalsagal's :stoner: . :-)
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 18, 2024, 02:00:27 PM
She must’ve eaten some good mushrooms, or the double mask was causing the short of oxygen to her brain, and she was hallucinating :mental: :mental: :lmao:

She’s lucky he didn’t jump into his pick up truck with the giant tires, American and Trump flags, mega bumper stickers, gun rack in the back window and two huge exhaust pipes, belching black diesel smoke! :rotf:
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: SVPete on March 18, 2024, 02:14:47 PM
...
She’s lucky he didn’t jump into his pick up truck with the giant tires, American and Trump flags, mega bumper stickers, gun rack in the back window and two huge exhaust pipes, belching black diesel smoke! :rotf:

And truck nuts. Don't forget the obligatory truck nuts!
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: Rebel on March 18, 2024, 02:26:25 PM
I don't know what's worse, that this DUmbass thinks the other Dumbasses will believe this stupid shit, or that the other DUmbasses actually believe this stupid shit.
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: 67 Rover on March 18, 2024, 02:36:30 PM
Quote

My lunch with a trumper: It's real
« on: Today at 01:06:35 PM »
Quote
 :rotf:

no, it's not:

Quote

lindysalsagal (20,308 posts)
Mon Mar 18, 2024, 12:25 PM
35
RECOMMEND
My lunch with a trumper: It's real
I admit I avoid them so this is all new to me. The guy (among a group of others who didn't seem to be trumpers,) actually went there.

Started saying all dictators are better because they keep the peace. All societies are safer and more just because the dictators are in charge.

Holy crap . The guy was ex-US military! Pissing and whining that we've closed bases and reduced the size of the military.

The orange gangster has convinced them that democracy is bad. It made my blood run cold.

This is the tell in that bouncy.  Never happened.  :lmao:
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 18, 2024, 02:52:45 PM
And truck nuts. Don't forget the obligatory truck nuts!

 :thatsright: how in the world did I forget them? I must be getting forgetful in my old age :-)
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 18, 2024, 02:54:23 PM
I don't know what's worse, that this DUmbass thinks the other Dumbasses will believe this stupid shit, or that the other DUmbasses actually believe this stupid shit.

She’ll probably get 50 hero points for that story.

There’s a tremendous amount of stupid in that thread. They seem to think it’s a true story. :lmao:
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: DefiantSix on March 18, 2024, 03:00:09 PM
(https://imageproxyb.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/2019c102df94315bc55ee35053335e0f247bbe463de2a8356acb0d846b33a7c7_1.jpg)
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: Airwolf on March 18, 2024, 03:23:41 PM
I never my time in the military. did I meet anyone during the 23 years I put in that remotely came close to thinking like that. Which like the rest of you here makes me think it never happened.
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: Delmar on March 18, 2024, 04:49:06 PM
Quote
I got up and left without another word.

There's the only line in the story that I'm inclined to believe--the freeloading primitive skipped out without paying her share of the check.
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on March 19, 2024, 12:54:49 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/j5Tm0WQY/things-that-never-happened-for-1000-alex-v0-c2ebtm053s8b1.jpg)
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: SVPete on March 19, 2024, 01:57:49 PM
I never my time in the military. did I meet anyone during the 23 years I put in that remotely came close to thinking like that. Which like the rest of you here makes me think it never happened.

When the conservative character in a DUmmie :bouncy:-tale perfectly fits DUmmies' stereotypes of conservatives you know the :bouncy:-tale is fiction.
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: jukin on March 23, 2024, 07:06:18 PM
Look this really might have happened, at least parts of it, only the "trumper" was actually a democrat socialist. That I could believe but the original fable the DUchebag conjured up, no way.
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: ADsOutburst on March 24, 2024, 11:45:21 AM
Quote
The orange gangster has convinced them that democracy is bad.

He must have convinced democrats that democracy is bad, since the more it looks like he might get reelected, the more desperate they get in their attempts to get him off the ballot.
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 24, 2024, 11:59:02 AM
He must have convinced democrats that democracy is bad, since the more it looks like he might get reelected, the more desperate they get in their attempts to get him off the ballot.

They’re already convinced that democracy is bad that’s why they’re trying to destroy it and they don’t want Trump to get elected because he will foil their plans
Title: Re: My lunch with a trumper: It's real
Post by: SVPete on March 24, 2024, 01:20:27 PM
Improving your accuracy:

He must have convinced democrats that democracy is bad, since the more it looks like he might get reelected, the more desperate they get in their attempts to prevent people choosing to vote for him.