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Title: How do Republicans even reproduce?
Post by: DUmpDiver on March 26, 2023, 06:30:50 PM
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milestogo (14,509 posts)


How do Republicans even reproduce?
I'm serious. Their understanding of biology and female anatomy is even less than their knowledge of pregnancy.

Clearly it would be horrible for a trans or gay child to be born into a Republican family. Also horrible for a girl.

How do they ever manage to produce children who survive to adulthood?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217762387

Teh stooped, it BURNS!

Republicans don't know about biology and anatomy? We know that a woman isn't a man and a man isn't a woman. Your party can't even figure something that simple out.
Title: Re: How do Republicans even reproduce?
Post by: DefiantSix on March 26, 2023, 07:12:37 PM
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milestogo (14,509 posts)


How do Republicans even reproduce?

Well, we start out by being able  to identify a WOMAN without the least degree of uncertainty, DUm'Rat...  :thatsright:
Title: Re: How do Republicans even reproduce?
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on March 26, 2023, 08:04:51 PM
The lack of self-awareness burns even more than the stupid.

Unfortunately, it burns everyone else.
Title: Re: How do Republicans even reproduce?
Post by: ADsOutburst on March 26, 2023, 08:42:55 PM
The lack of self-awareness burns even more than the stupid.

Unfortunately, it burns everyone else.

As I put it in another thread, their self-awareness is "sub-zero", so really it gives everyone frostbite.
Title: Re: How do Republicans even reproduce?
Post by: Drafe Hoblin on March 26, 2023, 10:23:07 PM
Biden recommends kids shower with shampoo.
Title: Re: How do Republicans even reproduce?
Post by: Karin on March 27, 2023, 08:05:35 AM
Offensive thread.  Here's this asshole:

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Star Member Aristus (61,683 posts)

2. Rape and incest.

Why do you think they don't want abortion exceptions for those crimes?
Title: Re: How do Republicans even reproduce?
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on March 27, 2023, 08:13:49 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217762387

Teh stooped, it BURNS!

Republicans don't know about biology and anatomy? We know that a woman isn't a man and a man isn't a woman. Your party can't even figure something that simple out.

How do we reproduce? Easy:

1) Tab A fits INTO slot B
2) Tab A doesn't fit into another tab A
3) Slot B doesn't fit into another Slot B

Technical details:

4) Insert tab A INTO slot B
5) Remove tab A from slot B
6) Repeat as necessary
7) 9 months later, we've reproduced..

It's easy..
Title: Re: How do Republicans even reproduce?
Post by: enslaved1 on March 27, 2023, 08:55:08 AM
Hey lurkers, check the stats of children who die by violence and drugs (I'd would say include suicide numbers there, but you will just blame their oppressive christofascist parents for not letting the kids cut off their junk) then ask how in the world do liberals reproduce? 

Throw in abortion numbers to further the debate. 

BTW, I'll answer the question for you, cause none of you have the debate skills to actually put your toes in the water.  Like other actual oppressive fascists (commies, socialists, hardline mooonbat gays and trannies, kiddie diddlers) moonbats reproduce by indoctrination. 
Title: Re: How do Republicans even reproduce?
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 27, 2023, 05:05:39 PM
So how many men have given birth? Even 2 married men like Pete buttplug haven’t succeeded even though him and his partner have been screwing each other for a long time..