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Title: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2012, 09:36:21 AM: Quote
Israel Blames Iran For Thai Bomb Attacks

Israel has blamed Iran for three explosions in Thailand after accusing the country of bomb attacks on its diplomats in India and Georgia.

The blasts, which injured five people, come amid growing suspicion Iran is staging a series of revenge attacks for the assassinations of two nuclear scientists.

A picture posted on Twitter showed a wounded man - the bomb suspect - lying on a pavement outside a Thai school.

TV reports suggested an Iranian identification card was found nearby.
Sky News (http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16169602)

Good riddance, mother****er.

Headline & NSFW pictures from Gateway Pundit (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/iranian-bomber-blows-off-his-own-legs-after-bungled-terror-attack-in-bangkok/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gatewaypundit2+%28Gateway+Pundit%29&utm_content=FaceBook)
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Rugnuts on February 14, 2012, 09:50:05 AM: send home on one of these

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/sadiesinner/forums/indian-nuclear-missiles.jpg)

since iran wants nuclear missiles anyways
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: obumazombie on February 14, 2012, 02:19:14 PM: "Hoist on his own petard"...

http://www.netfriction.com/DisplayMsg.asp?ForumID=91&Msgid=1738904&page=1&Title=If%20Only%20All%20Terrorists%20Were%20So%20Inept (http://www.netfriction.com/DisplayMsg.asp?ForumID=91&Msgid=1738904&page=1&Title=If%20Only%20All%20Terrorists%20Were%20So%20Inept)

I spelled "Religion" wrong. I beg forgiveness.

Original link...http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_19962242 (http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_19962242)

On a sidenote, I post in this other conservative forum under the forum name "ROPER" (Religion Of PeacER) whenever posting about our friends from the "religion of peace". I wish I could do the same here.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: CG6468 on February 14, 2012, 02:37:51 PM: These kids blow up so fast anymore. First they're here, then "poof" they're gone.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: obumazombie on February 14, 2012, 04:16:57 PM: Quote from: CG6468 on February 14, 2012, 02:37:51 PM
These kids blow up so fast anymore. First they're here, then "poof" they're gone.
Nice sig line.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 14, 2012, 04:45:53 PM: I like it when a Muslim plan comes apart.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: obumazombie on February 14, 2012, 06:52:00 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 14, 2012, 04:45:53 PM
I like it when a Muslim plan comes apart.
That's quite good as well. But don't get me started.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: thundley4 on February 14, 2012, 08:18:19 PM: "Is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy....." Boom goes the dynamite.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: obumazombie on February 14, 2012, 09:37:44 PM: I just hope your affairs don't blow up in your face.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Mike220 on February 15, 2012, 01:05:32 AM: Love a story with a happy ending.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 15, 2012, 08:50:18 AM: This story has legs...or possibly not...
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 08:53:05 AM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 15, 2012, 08:50:18 AM
This story has legs...or possibly not...

Nah. He can't even get a toe hold to compete with anyone.

I wonder if they called a toe truck for him. Or maybe it was the special bambulance that would allow him to get one foot ahead of everyone else.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2012, 09:17:50 AM: just because I wanted to see

(http://kaw.stb.s-msn.com/i/4E/6AF39F1BC4347EF633B9BE245CAB.jpg)

(http://imgsrv.kgmi.com/image/WiresGraphic/2012-02-14T140550Z_1_BTRE81D135S00_RTROPTP_2_INTERNATIONAL-US-THAILAND-EXPLOSION.JPG) :nelson:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 15, 2012, 09:32:55 AM: I guess he got the ultimate blow job....hope he lost all 3 legs.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Rugnuts on February 15, 2012, 09:55:17 AM: his new years resolution: Lose 60 lbs
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: DefiantSix on February 15, 2012, 10:20:16 AM: Quote from: Rugnuts on February 14, 2012, 09:50:05 AM
send home on one of these

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/sadiesinner/forums/indian-nuclear-missiles.jpg)

since iran wants nuclear missiles anyways

How are those nuclear, sir? Those - by appearances, anyway - look like SA-6 SovietBloc surface-to-air missiles, on a tracked mobile launch platform.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: NHSparky on February 15, 2012, 10:58:27 AM: Saw the video--there he is flopping around like a carp on a hot sidewalk, and the camera pans over about 20 yards away...TO HIS PANTS.

Priceless.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Rugnuts on February 15, 2012, 11:05:35 AM: Quote from: DefiantSix on February 15, 2012, 10:20:16 AM
How are those nuclear, sir? Those - by appearances, anyway - look like SA-6 SovietBloc surface-to-air missiles, on a tracked mobile launch platform.
well sir im no rocket scientist. i just googled "india nuclear rocket"

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/sadiesinner/th_nuke.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/sadiesinner/nuke.jpg)
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: DefiantSix on February 15, 2012, 11:16:51 AM: Quote from: Rugnuts on February 15, 2012, 11:05:35 AM
well sir im no rocket scientist. i just googled "india nuclear rocket"

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/sadiesinner/th_nuke.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/sadiesinner/nuke.jpg)

Well, my friend, here's what the SA-6 system looks like without the clown paint.

(http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/missile/row/sa-6-990527-J-0000K-002.jpg)

It's an airplane killer. Nothing nuclear about it.

Now THESE bad boys, have the potential to be nuclear. Or chemical. Dumb as bricks, but gonna cause a lot of hurt wherever they land.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/SCUD_2.JPG)
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: obumazombie on February 15, 2012, 11:28:31 AM: I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor. Sung to the tune of, I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor.
In his case, he didn't have to sing the whole song.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Zathras on February 15, 2012, 12:44:50 PM: I see the bomber is a classmate of Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 12:59:22 PM: Quote from: Zathras on February 15, 2012, 12:44:50 PM
I see the bomber is a classmate of Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

But only 1/2 of Achmed. Achmed has legs.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Chris_ on February 15, 2012, 01:01:36 PM: Quote
Three Iranian suspects arrested over Thai blasts

The three explosions took place in Bangkok on Tuesday afternoon Continue reading the main story

Two are held in the Thai capital while a third man was arrested in Malaysia.

The fourth suspect, a woman, is still at large. Police say she left the country earlier this month.
BBC (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17037386)

One of the stories I read said the bomber threw a grenade into a passing cab after the driver refused to pick him up. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2012, 01:24:58 PM: Quote from: chris_ on February 15, 2012, 01:01:36 PM
BBC (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17037386)

One of the stories I read said the bomber threw a grenade into a passing cab after the driver refused to pick him up. :thatsright:

hubby told me that the one that got his legs blown off threw a grenade at a vehicle and it bounced back at him, I hope that was true :lmao:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Chris_ on February 15, 2012, 01:28:36 PM: Quote
According to a television news report, an Iranian man carrying a black bag hurled the first bomb at a taxi after the driver refused to accept him as a passenger. The cab driver was among the injured, reports said.

When police arrived at the scene, the foreigner then threw a second bomb at them, but it hit a tree and bounced back towards him and exploded. He lost both of his legs in the blast, the report said.
Bangkok Post (http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/local/279803/b-update-b-iranian-injured-in-two-blasts)

A tree?
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Rugnuts on February 15, 2012, 01:31:22 PM: probably the same tree that his pants landed in.

why arent the treehuggers in a fuss about the tree cruelty?
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2012, 01:35:40 PM: a tree? thats even bette :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I hope the tree didn't lose any limbs :lmao:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 01:45:02 PM: Quote from: chris_ on February 15, 2012, 01:28:36 PM
Bangkok Post (http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/local/279803/b-update-b-iranian-injured-in-two-blasts)

A tree?

Those guys are very well trained. ::)
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: thundley4 on February 15, 2012, 01:47:51 PM: In Iran, you prune trees, in Thailand trees prune you.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 01:51:03 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on February 15, 2012, 01:47:51 PM
In Iran, you prune trees, in Thailand trees prune you.

He tried to branch out, went out on a limb, and it killed him. He was barking up the wrong tree.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: thundley4 on February 15, 2012, 01:52:01 PM: Quote from: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 01:51:03 PM
He tried to branch out, went out on a limb, and it killed him. He was barking up the wrong tree.

Now we are getting to the root of the problem.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 01:59:06 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on February 15, 2012, 01:52:01 PM
Now we are getting to the root of the problem.

Agreed. He was told to leaf things alone, but nooooooooooo, he had to **** with the system!
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:02:23 PM: I agree, he barked up the wrong tree this time. He was knot thinking that is for sure!
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:07:04 PM: If he gets a day in court he won't have a leg to stand on!
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:07:27 PM: or the lawyer just might charge an arm and a leg :lmao:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:08:09 PM: I bet his terrorist friend is saying "I toe you so!" SOMEONE STOP ME! :panic:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 02:08:45 PM: Quote from: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:07:04 PM
If he gets a day in court he won't have a leg to stand on!

Other muzzies will help if he kneeds some more support.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:09:35 PM: Quote from: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 02:08:45 PM
Other muzzies will help if he kneeds some more support.

he may just kneed them :lmao:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 02:09:50 PM: Quote from: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:08:09 PM
I bet his terrorist friend is saying "I toe you so!" SOMEONE STOP ME! :panic:

OK, then! You are nailed! Toenailed, that is......
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:12:26 PM: Quote from: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 02:09:50 PM
OK, then! You are nailed! Toenailed, that is......

I hope he heels
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 02:14:49 PM: Quote from: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:12:26 PM
I hope he heels

Well, he was one. If he offers, do not be his leg and ball carrier.

NOW STOP IT!
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: obumazombie on February 15, 2012, 02:32:23 PM: Quote from: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 01:51:03 PM
He tried to branch out, went out on a limb, and it killed him. He was barking up the wrong tree.

He was trying to get back to his roots. -Kunta Kinte-
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: CG6468 on February 15, 2012, 02:34:00 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on February 15, 2012, 02:32:23 PM
-Kunta Kinte-

I was trying to keep this clean.... :rofl:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Chris_ on February 15, 2012, 02:35:34 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on February 15, 2012, 02:32:23 PM
He was trying to get back to his roots. -Kunta Kinte-
That was totally unneccessary.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: obumazombie on February 15, 2012, 02:36:52 PM: Quote from: chris_ on February 15, 2012, 02:35:34 PM
That was totally unneccessary.
Totally ?
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2012, 02:55:38 PM: One of my dr's name is Kutteh Keh and I always :lmao: when I say his name
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Eupher on February 15, 2012, 04:10:21 PM: The bomber's toes got into a real jam with that latest blast. Seemed like a really cheesy thing to do -- toss the bomb like that.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Wineslob on February 15, 2012, 04:20:32 PM: This whole thread

:thatsright:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: obumazombie on February 15, 2012, 05:14:38 PM: He tried to make a point, but was cut off at the knees.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Cyrus on February 16, 2012, 12:38:54 AM: There is a lot of discussion on this Iranian website about how this guy is Lebanese and many people put up good arguments.

I am not sure if I want to link to that site though because of all of the porn there (it's a imageboard).
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Wineslob on February 16, 2012, 12:06:52 PM: Quote
Lebanese

Haz none.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Rugnuts on February 16, 2012, 12:10:55 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on February 16, 2012, 12:06:52 PM

Haz none.
funniest quote of the day!

:rofl: :rotf: :rofl:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Gina on February 16, 2012, 12:12:12 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on February 16, 2012, 12:06:52 PM

Haz none.

:lmao:
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: FreeBorn on February 16, 2012, 12:56:37 PM: Quote from: Cyrus on February 16, 2012, 12:38:54 AM
There is a lot of discussion on this Iranian website about how this guy is Lebanese and many people put up good arguments.

I am not sure if I want to link to that site though because of all of the porn there (it's a imageboard).
Impossible!

All the world knows there is no porn and no gays in Iran.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Eupher on February 16, 2012, 02:22:47 PM: Quote from: FreeBorn on February 16, 2012, 12:56:37 PM
Impossible!

All the world knows there is no porn and no gays in Iran.

Thank God. Uh...., I mean thank Allah.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: obumazombie on February 16, 2012, 05:22:18 PM: When it comes to a terrorist bomber's legs, it's allah or nothing.
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: Eupher on February 16, 2012, 08:48:53 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on February 16, 2012, 05:22:18 PM
When it comes to a terrorist bomber's legs, it's allah or nothing.

+1 H5
Title: Re: Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Post by: obumazombie on February 16, 2012, 08:53:13 PM: Thanks. Glad you appreciated it. I'm here to please. Oh do guys love to hear that from their women.