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Re: General humor thread
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Re: General humor thread
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Re: General humor thread
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Re: General humor thread
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Re: General humor thread
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #159 on: May 08, 2010, 04:13:43 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #160 on: May 08, 2010, 05:38:22 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #161 on: May 10, 2010, 08:58:25 AM »
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love… I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’
Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?’

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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #162 on: May 11, 2010, 12:38:17 PM »

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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #163 on: May 13, 2010, 01:51:00 PM »

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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #164 on: May 14, 2010, 12:43:49 PM »

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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #165 on: May 17, 2010, 10:00:56 AM »

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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #166 on: May 18, 2010, 04:06:06 AM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #167 on: May 18, 2010, 11:23:14 AM »

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Re: General humor thread
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #169 on: May 20, 2010, 12:40:46 PM »

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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #170 on: May 20, 2010, 12:45:01 PM »
That will make good evidence for the prosecution if she ever wants it back.  I did laugh at the Darth Vader picture, though.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #172 on: May 21, 2010, 02:03:48 PM »

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Re: General humor thread
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #174 on: May 21, 2010, 02:04:31 PM »