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Star Member KS Toronado (4,367 posts)Wore my new "**** IT, DIE THEN" vaccine T-shirt to Walmart yesterday Translation: I saw this t-shirt on the internet and made up a story in which I am wearing it and someone noticesin my red town of course it's red along with an N95 mask, got a lot of giggles & smiles, but one smart ass mumbled"****ing liberals" as we passed each other, I turned around and said "I'm a REPUBLICAN" ! (I lied) he stoodthere speechless and I added here it comes! Are you ready? It's the watch-out-Aaron-Sorkin-I'm about-to-go-off speech that silences people and generates spontaneous applause "that's the problem in this country too many people don't want to do theirpart to help us get past this pandemic so this country can get back to normal & put people back to work"That was ****ing PATHETIC.He just stood there dumbfounded of course he was "dumbfounded" & I walked away.Don't know how to post pictures yet, but here's the T-shirt You can post a link to a pic, but not a pic. Bullshit. You were farting around on the web, saw a shirt, and made up a story.
From the Chronicles of Events that Did Not Occur...That story isn't even lukewarm, bro. Ben Dayho may need to make an appearance soon.
Can he give a brief description on how he fitted his N95 mask?
I turned around and said "I'm a REPUBLICAN" ! (I lied)
...Stupid ****ing grocery store bouncies. Nobody's looking at T-shirts or masks or anything else. ...
He just stood there dumbfounded & I walked away.
You forgot about a round of applause, high fives, and of course a cop jumping out from behind the vegetable aisle.