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Offline JohnnyReb

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A DUmmies living will.
« on: December 04, 2009, 07:52:58 AM »
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and

fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my bottle of beer.

Sometimes I just don't understand........
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline franksolich

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Re: A DUmmies living will.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 08:25:19 AM »
Good one, sir.

Your talents are obviously from Will Rogers, and it's a gift from God.

Don't lose it.
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Re: A DUmmies living will.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 11:06:48 PM »
Hi,

Indeed, that was good. I had to print that one out.

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Re: A DUmmies living will.
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2009, 12:14:05 AM »
I'd laugh if it didn't describe my life.  :rotf:
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