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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: 5412 on May 07, 2009, 08:48:31 AM

Title: Letterman top 10 on BO and the pirates
Post by: 5412 on May 07, 2009, 08:48:31 AM: This might be the BEST top ten list DL ever did.

The Top Ten Reasons President Barak Obama Delayed the Use of Deadly Force on the 'Somali Pirates:

10. They are potential campaign donors for 2012.

9. One looked like a former neighbor.

8. All were carrying DNC cards.

7. When BO's staff identified them as "Pirates", Barak Obama thought they were from Pittsburgh.

6. Two of the four were registered with "ACORN".

5. Didn't want to support the use of firearms thus backing the stance of the 'NRA'.

4. Wanted positive confirmation that they were in fact, Not members of the Rainbow Coalition.

3. The Tele-prompter was broken and he had nothing to say.

2. No Photo-op existed.

and the Number # 1 reason

1. They may have been Relatives..
Title: Re: Letterman top 10 on BO and the pirates
Post by: Texacon on May 07, 2009, 10:09:07 AM: I can't believe David Letterman read that. This has to be from the Onion.

KC
Title: Re: Letterman top 10 on BO and the pirates
Post by: seabelle on May 07, 2009, 01:00:27 PM: Quote from: Texacon on May 07, 2009, 10:09:07 AM
I can't believe David Letterman read that. This has to be from the Onion.

KC

I think you're right. Dave isn't that funny :uhsure:

The only somali pirate related top ten I found in his archives....

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20090421.phtml
Title: Re: Letterman top 10 on BO and the pirates
Post by: NHSparky on May 08, 2009, 07:04:17 AM: Plus Letterman is such a knob-gobbler when it comes to Obama he'd never dare question, joke about, or criticize him.
Title: Re: Letterman top 10 on BO and the pirates
Post by: djones520 on May 09, 2009, 09:16:59 AM: Yeah, Letterman won't even mention Obama in a joke, unless it's about how he's not as bad as Bush. Now way he did this.