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You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« on: January 04, 2011, 07:14:48 PM »
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You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
   
I've been more than patient. It's been almost 48 hours for crying out loud. Is it too much to ask? I know you'd never lie to us.

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Hell 48 hours isn't even long enough for all the dope to leave your system in order to pass a drug test.

Where are Obama's shovel ready jobs he's had much more than 48 hours to produce them.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 07:36:51 PM »
The smartest people on the internet don't know that the congress will start tomorrow January 5th.

I just can't figure out why they are living off the gubmint teat and living in their parents house are not running the world.  You know they would have great results...or blame Bush.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2011, 07:39:26 PM »
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I know you'd never lie to us.

Step 1:  Repeal Obamacare, the job killer.

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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2011, 07:40:30 PM »
Where's MY job?

A job isn't going to come knocking on your door saying, "here I am!"  You need to get off your ass and FIND a job for yourself.  Take some responsibility for your own life.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 07:42:28 PM »
Is this what the DU considers humor? ::)
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2011, 07:44:06 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 04, 2011, 07:40:30 PM
Where's MY job?
A job isn't going to come knocking on your door saying, "here I am!"  You need to get off your ass and FIND a job for yourself.  Take some responsibility for your own life.
That's just it EC. They really don't want a job. They even want the job "handed" to them. :mental:
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 08:03:05 PM »
You know what?  The jobs are going to start to come n better than they were. Not much but better and that will NOT be the doing of the new HOR.  It will all be due to the nude emperor. 
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 09:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 04, 2011, 07:40:30 PM
Where's MY job?

A job isn't going to come knocking on your door saying, "here I am!"  You need to get off your ass and FIND a job for yourself.  Take some responsibility for your own life.

EC, they're looking for that magic turnkey job.  The one where they get paid and don't really have to work, or preferably even show up.  They bitch about outsourcing, but the funny thing is that if they had a job they could outsource to India, they'd do it in a heartbeat.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 04:25:22 AM »
EC< TB, and Vagabond all get H5s. 

The only job in the country that was "shovel ready" when Porkulus was passed was the job to shovel all of the shit that the Obamessiah, Dingy Harry and Nazi Pelosi produced.  Thatisall.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 04:53:21 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on January 04, 2011, 07:42:28 PM
Is this what the DU considers humor? ::)

Nope.  Believe it or not this guy is serious.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 05:34:02 AM »
Quote from: jukin on January 04, 2011, 07:36:51 PM
The smartest people on the internet don't know that the congress will start tomorrow January 5th.

I just can't figure out why they are living off the gubmint teat and living in their parents house are not running the world.  You know they would have great results...or blame Bush.

Indeed.. Speaking of - I figure by late this afternoon, DU will be in lockdown -- or should I say would be in lockdown if the site had anywhere near the number of active users it once did.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 06:32:41 AM »
Quote from: txradioguy on January 05, 2011, 04:53:21 AM
Nope.  Believe it or not this guy is serious.

Find this jackass and remove his ability to breed.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 06:37:13 AM »
Quote from: olde north church on January 05, 2011, 06:32:41 AM
Find this jackass and remove his ability to breed.

They're doing that all on their own, inserting Tab A into Slot A or Tongue C into Slot B :-)
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 08:07:43 AM »
The DUmmies want a union job with full benefits.  Preferably one that is a no-show job in the Chicago tradition that also offers no drug testing.  More time for them to smoke dope and post on DU while making big money.  That's a DUmmy dream.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 08:24:07 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on January 05, 2011, 08:07:43 AM
The DUmmies want a union job with full benefits.  Preferably one that is a no-show job in the Chicago tradition that also offers no drug testing.  More time for them to smoke dope and post on DU while making big money.  That's a DUmmy dream.

You can say that, again. Their sort doesn't want to actually labor at all. Just collect big pay and big benefits for doing as little as possible.

Hell, it's been two years, so where's my job, Obama? I've been hunting for work in the over-taxed, over-regulated faux-socialist nightmare you and your fellow Communist-wannabes have tried to turn this country into, so where's the change?

Of course, I knew it was chump change all along, but then again, I wasn't one of the chumps who voted for him.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2011, 08:52:27 AM »
Well, here is 2 jobs that were created by Boehner taking over.  The sign taker-downer and his assistant.


btw, isn't that a beautiful sight?
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2011, 08:59:30 AM »
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You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??

You have to actually leave your house, DUmmy. They're not going to open a McDonald's franchise in your basement.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2011, 09:23:45 AM »
Another "Where's my pony?" post.  Only difference is that on Skin's island, the controlled membership can say this to Boehner, but saying it to Dear Leader will get you TS'd.

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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2011, 09:28:05 AM »
Quote from: dandi on January 05, 2011, 08:59:30 AM
You have to actually leave your house, Dummy. They're not going to open a McDonald's franchise in your basement.

Just think what McDonald's could save if they do. Dummie could cook its own shit 24/7 since feeding themselves is about the only thing DUmmies are willing to do.
This way too they wouldn't have to put up with its smelly ass as either a customer or employee in the restaurant chasing off customers with its drooling ranting and ravings.
Home owners insurance would cover for workmans comp, just in case the inevitable heart attack occurs while he/she/it was engaged in cooking.  No OSHA problems either since it happened at home. They just couldn't lose. :-)


ETA; That is an awesome picture BTW. It almost brings a tear to the eye.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2011, 09:36:19 AM »
Fabulous pic, Pyro!  Brought a smile to my face! 
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2011, 09:40:38 AM »
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maxpower  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Jan-04-11 07:45 PM
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You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
   
I've been more than patient. It's been almost 48 hours for crying out loud. Is it too much to ask? I know you'd never lie to us.

Peace and Happy New Year

Max

Well, Max, you haven't produced the required evidence of your $1,000 donation to the RNC, and 'Special security authentication' of your GOP vote in the last election from our Black Program voting software, now have you?

no?  Well, sorry Charlie!

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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2011, 09:44:29 AM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on January 05, 2011, 08:52:27 AM
Well, here is 2 jobs that were created by Boehner taking over.  The sign taker-downer and his assistant.


btw, isn't that a beautiful sight?

God...that brings a tear to my eye.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2011, 10:02:05 AM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on January 05, 2011, 08:52:27 AM
Well, here is 2 jobs that were created by Boehner taking over.  The sign taker-downer and his assistant.


btw, isn't that a beautiful sight?

I would be excellent to move Nan's office onto a kayak in the Potomac ...
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2011, 10:47:03 AM »
Two years--still no pony.

Nuff said.
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Re: You've had enough time Boehner. Where's my job??
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2011, 11:01:29 AM »
Quote from: jukin on January 04, 2011, 08:03:05 PM
You know what?  The jobs are going to start to come n better than they were. Not much but better and that will NOT be the doing of the new HOR.  It will all be due to the nude emperor.  

EXACTLY!

Business will at least look at the new congress handcuffin' the "Jug Eared Idiot" and see a little prosperity in their future, damned little, but at least it's a move in the right direction instead of drivin' the car completely over the cliff!

We're a long way from puttin' it in "R" for race, but at least Obummer won't be able to load the trunk with more of his socialist BS! Unless of course he tries to circumvent congress, which I truly hope he tries! It will assure his defeat next year in spades!
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