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Offline DixieBelle

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This is why you're fat
« on: February 10, 2009, 08:13:45 PM »
Okay the double bacon hamburger fatty melt looks good.  :-)

And be sure to click through until you get to the "meat ship".  :lmao:

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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 08:19:45 PM »
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A combination of either cheeseburger, hamburger, Italian sausages, steak, chicken, white or red hots, a grilled cheese sandwich, fried fish, or eggs, served on top of one or two of the following: home fries, fries, beans, and mac salad. The plate is adorned with optional mustard, onions or hot sauce.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 08:46:03 PM »


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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 08:55:14 PM »
The hot dog encased in french fries looks sorta tasty.  I do the same thing when I eat at Burger King... I can never finish all the fries, so I dump them in my Whopper.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 09:03:39 PM »
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 09:18:20 PM »
OK, lets make this clear:

Other than glaze and pineapple on ham, sweet should not touch salty.

Bacon and chicken -- OK.  Bacon and maple syrup -- toss your cookies city.  The sandwich with powdered sugar is wrong.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2009, 09:26:08 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 10, 2009, 09:18:20 PM
  The sandwich with powdered sugar is wrong.

You never had a Monte Cristo sandwhich?  Deepfried sandwhich with melted cheese, ham and turkey, served with fruit jam and powdered sugar.  It's a heart attack on a plate.  I usually indulge on my way back from a Georgia roadtrip, at a southern joint called Cheddars.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2009, 09:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on February 10, 2009, 09:26:08 PM
You never had a Monte Cristo sandwhich?  Deepfried sandwhich with melted cheese, ham and turkey, served with fruit jam and powdered sugar.  It's a heart attack on a plate.  I usually indulge on my way back from a Georgia roadtrip, at a southern joint called Cheddars.

I love Monte Cristos but I always have them hold the powdered sugar.  If I wanted French Toast, I would order French Toast.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 09:29:38 PM »
Bennigan's used to sell a Monte Cristo.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2009, 09:35:53 PM »
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2009, 09:37:56 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 10, 2009, 09:29:38 PM
Bennigan's used to sell a Monte Cristo.

I had one in Bennigan's, Fort Worth and it was this big, battered, burned piece of crap that I sent back.  I had the manager personally come to me and tell me it was their best-selling item.

It was unbelievable to me.  I am used to Monte Cristos being like lightly egged French Toast stuffed with Chicken, cheese and ham.

But to his credit he told me I was good to have anything on the menu for the same cost as the Monte Cristo.  I chose a steak in the nearby price range.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2009, 09:42:24 PM »
Yeah, the food at Bennigan's is pretty lousy.  I remember everything there came from a bag, box, or can. 
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2009, 10:08:45 PM »
yuck.

no I am fat because of Oscar Mayer, Mrs Bairds, Dr Pepper, Miracle Whip, Hershey's, Frito-Lay etc
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2009, 10:17:39 PM »
Quote from: FGL on February 10, 2009, 10:08:45 PM
yuck.

no I am fat because of Oscar Mayer, Mrs Bairds, Dr Pepper, Miracle Whip, Hershey's, Frito-Lay etc

That doesn't explain it.  I don't do any of that stuff (well, on Saturday I get a "junk food lunch"), I exercise 1/2 hour a day and, since I quit smoking I have NOT been able to shed the pounds.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2009, 10:19:44 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 10, 2009, 10:17:39 PM
That doesn't explain it.  I don't do any of that stuff (well, on Saturday I get a "junk food lunch"), I exercise 1/2 hour a day and, since I quit smoking I have NOT been able to shed the pounds.

You spend your day behind a desk like I do?  I didn't start putting on weight until I got a desk job.  I exercise at least an hour a day.  Not sure if I've lost any weight, but I feel a little better.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2009, 10:24:43 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 10, 2009, 10:19:44 PM
You spend your day behind a desk like I do?  I didn't start putting on weight until I got a desk job.  I exercise at least an hour a day.  Not sure if I've lost any weight, but I feel a little better.

I spend my day behind a keyboard.  The desk is usually irrelevant.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2009, 10:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 10, 2009, 09:42:24 PM
Yeah, the food at Bennigan's is pretty lousy.  I remember everything there came from a bag, box, or can. 

Pretty much explains why I'll never go there or Applebee's, depending on which part of the country holds my suitcase.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2009, 10:31:13 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 10, 2009, 10:29:02 PM
Pretty much explains why I'll never go there or Applebee's, depending on which part of the country holds my suitcase.

The Bennigan's I used to work at was boarded up and sold.  The Chili's next door was burned to the ground.

Good riddance.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2009, 10:35:20 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 10, 2009, 10:31:13 PM
The Bennigan's I used to work at was boarded up and sold.  The Chili's next door was burned to the ground.

Good riddance.

To get rid of all the bad restaurants in downtown Fort Worth, they would have to burn down downtown Fort Worth.

So many restaurants, so awful quality.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2009, 10:41:08 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 10, 2009, 10:35:20 PM
To get rid of all the bad restaurants in downtown Fort Worth, they would have to burn down downtown Fort Worth.

So many restaurants, so awful quality.

One of the girls at work asked if there were any good restuarants here.  There aren't.  The Melting Pot is "interesting", but I wouldn't call it good food... it's more like a long series of appetizers.  Amerigo's has a few very good dishes, but they were placed into recievership because the owners are being sued for fraud.
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2009, 10:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 10, 2009, 10:41:08 PM
One of the girls at work asked if there were any good restuarants here.  There aren't.  The Melting Pot is "interesting", but I wouldn't call it good food... it's more like a long series of appetizers.  Amerigo's has a few very good dishes, but they were placed into recievership because the owners are being sued for fraud.

See what happens when democrats dabble in business?
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2009, 10:47:29 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 10, 2009, 10:42:54 PM
See what happens when democrats dabble in business?

I wouldn't neccessarily blame Demcorats.  The profit margin on selling food is about 5%... the money is in drink, liquor, and beer sales.  If your business model is based on a 5% return, quantity is preferable to quality.  All those places have the same beef, chicken, and pasta menus... I'm sure you've noticed. 

You still can't go wrong with a good ribeye, though. 
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Re: This is why you're fat
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2009, 11:11:09 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on February 10, 2009, 09:26:08 PM
You never had a Monte Cristo sandwhich?  Deepfried sandwhich with melted cheese, ham and turkey, served with fruit jam and powdered sugar.  It's a heart attack on a plate.  I usually indulge on my way back from a Georgia roadtrip, at a southern joint called Cheddars.

Bennigan's served theirs with grape jelly and a side of fries.  I don't think I ever ate one. :p
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Re: This is why you're fat
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