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grouchy old primitive has problems with apple trees
« on: December 03, 2009, 05:28:43 AM »
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Oh my.

The grouchy old primitive, from just south of Chicago:

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NNN0LHI  (1000+ posts)      Mon Nov-30-09 08:06 PM
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I have an Osage Orange tree that has stopped producing fruit. Any ideas why?

It has been producing hedge apples by the thousands for the past twenty years I have lived here. I think its about a 100 years old. Few years ago it began producing fewer and fewer apples and this year only a couple. Is it reaching its life span and dying? Has it changed sexes? Can they do that? The male trees never have produced any fruit. Does it have something to do with climate change?

Anyone familiar with these trees?

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mn9driver  (681 posts)        Mon Nov-30-09 08:19 PM
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1. Osage Orange trees can live a very long time.

There are several specimens on the east coast documented to be around 300 years old. Big fruits like horse apples take a lot of resources. The tree is probably stressed in some way: Drought, root damage, etc.

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NNN0LHI  (1000+ posts)      Mon Nov-30-09 08:40 PM
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2. Thank you for the info

She looks very healthy accept for the lack of fruit. Hope I don't lose her. I like these trees. Got ten of them bordering my property with a farm field. A couple of the males are about 60 feet tall.

Trees have genders?

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pscot  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-02-09 06:19 PM
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3. I understand the wood makes a great longbow.
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Re: grouchy old primitive has problems with apple trees
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 05:55:19 AM »
  I too was wondering about the gender issue.

Trees are odd critters, I have heard of people placing wire around ageing apple trees and giving them a low dose of shock to open the artery's the sap flows through.    Some old timers will actually take a broom stick and thump the trunk of a tree to " Wake it up " as they called it.


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Re: grouchy old primitive has problems with apple trees
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 08:27:13 AM »
Why on God's green earth anyone would WANT an osage orange to produce fruit is beyond me.  Daggum mess of a tree that is. 
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Re: grouchy old primitive has problems with apple trees
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 10:02:33 AM »
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The male trees never have produced any fruit. Does it have something to do with climate change?
With that question, the DUmmy certifies himself as an Official Nitwit.

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Re: grouchy old primitive has problems with apple trees
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 10:06:11 AM »
My property used to be an apple orchard, planted over a hundred years ago. Most of the trees are gone, but there are still three or four down back. Not even sure what kind they are, the trees are pretty big by today's standards, and the apples are smaller than a baseball, red mottled colored skin, and on the tart side. They make good pie, and are good for eating too. I've had this place for six seasons now. Production is usually pretty good, but this year, and two or three years ago, there were no apples at all. So in my experience, two out of three years are good.

There is one tree that was broken over in the ice storm ten years ago. The tree is on its side, connected to the trunk by no more than a quarter inch of splintered wood. But that tree top laying on the ground still pumps out an impressive number of apples.

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Re: grouchy old primitive has problems with apple trees
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 09:02:07 PM »
Why on God's green earth anyone would WANT an osage orange to produce fruit is beyond me.  Daggum mess of a tree that is. 

That's what I was just thinking. Damned Bois D'Arc. I suppose if one likes being flayed alive by the spines or covered in sticky rotting horse apples, it would be perfect. Being a dummie, I imagine he probably eats them thinking they're normally edible. Or he smokes them.

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Re: grouchy old primitive has problems with apple trees
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 02:46:24 AM »
I'm pretty sure it has to be climate change.

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Re: grouchy old primitive has problems with apple trees
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 07:59:34 AM »
That's what I was just thinking. Damned Bois D'Arc. I suppose if one likes being flayed alive by the spines or covered in sticky rotting horse apples, it would be perfect. Being a dummie, I imagine he probably eats them thinking they're normally edible. Or he smokes them.

I loathe those trees.

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Re: grouchy old primitive has problems with apple trees
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 10:54:16 AM »
Reduction of agricultural output is just one effect of a cooler climate.
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