The Death of an Obasm (premature Obasm?)

[Wretched Excess]

The Death of an Obasm

I am having trouble fully appreciating the phenomenon that is Senator Obama. Certainly, Obama’s overpowering charisma has an amazing effect on any listener, such as spontaneous tears or quasi-erotic tingling in one’s leg. (The latter phenomenon is dubbed the "Matthews syndrome” after a man whose capacity for rational thought has been completely destroyed by the syndrome’s effects.) For me, however, any such tingling is immediately recognized and countered by my brain, which forces the nascent Obasm to a premature and unsatisfying conclusion.

Usually, my brain counters the Obasm by asking difficult and disturbing questions. For example, I will begin trembling with excitement when the senator’s magnetic voice rings out with an inspiring, “Yes, we can.” However, as soon as the leg starts tingling, my brain quashes the excitement with nagging questions: “What, exactly, is it that you think we can do? Do you really think we can afford to do that right now? Shouldn’t we take care of our other responsibilities before we start doing it? How are we going to do it, anyway? Are we going to do it your way, like always, or can we do it my way for once?” (Interestingly, my wife uses a similar tactic to quell tingling sensations. She even uses some of the same questions.)

After hearing Obama’s speech this Wednesday at a GM plant in Janesville, Wisconsin, however, I hoped my brain would finally have some satisfactory answers for its persistent questions (and thus permit me to experience more of that leg-tingling goodness). Obama decided to make a tentative foray into substance, laying out some details on where he wants to take the country economically. We learned that Obama’s grand vision of the economic future is… the past. Yes, “the next great chapter in America's story” is, apparently, a manufacturing economy reminiscent of the early twentieth century.

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maybe this is what is happening to all those swooning wimmins at The BarackStar! rallies.  they're having multiple obasms just standin' is the presence of the messiah.

[Lauri]

if I were Obama... I'd start worrying about all the daft people who were coming to hear me speak.

[Wretched Excess]

if I were Obama... I'd start worrying about all the daft people who were coming to hear me speak.

he isn't thinking it through.  he is guaranteed to fail in spectacular fashion if he continues to let these people adore him as the messiah.  massive disappointment is inevitable.  that is the one upside if he gets elected;  extremely high entertainment value, probably even better than watching nancy and that old guy, what'shisname, drown in their own incompetence.

[Lord Undies]

Don't democrats always elevate someone to messiah status?  Isn't that part of their game?  Even if it is phony and see-thru?  In order to get elected, the democrats have to fool as many people as possible.  Giving their candidate an aura of messiah is one way they think they can do that.

The democrats tried to make John Kerry a god.  They did it with a straight face, too.  Everyone laughed at them, but they would never drop the act.  John Kerry was going to deliver us from evil.  John Kerry was the kingdom and the power and the glory of socialism.  And he served in Vietnam.

Where that photo of the woman crying hysterically while holding a "count every vote" sign?   

[Wretched Excess]

Don't democrats always elevate someone to messiah status?  Isn't that part of their game?  Even if it is phony and see-thru?  In order to get elected, the democrats have to fool as many people as possible.  Giving their candidate an aura of messiah is one way they think they can do that.

The democrats tried to make John Kerry a god.  They did it with a straight face, too.  Everyone laughed at them, but they would never drop the act.  John Kerry was going to deliver us from evil.  John Kerry was the kingdom and the power and the glory of socialism.  And he served in Vietnam.

Where that photo of the woman crying hysterically while holding a "count every vote" sign?   

hmmm.  it seems like bildo was treated like a rock star, now that you mention it.  but not to this extent.  but john kerry was definitely not the focus of god like adulation.  hell, he barely looked alive.

[Lord Undies]

Don't democrats always elevate someone to messiah status?  Isn't that part of their game?  Even if it is phony and see-thru?  In order to get elected, the democrats have to fool as many people as possible.  Giving their candidate an aura of messiah is one way they think they can do that.

The democrats tried to make John Kerry a god.  They did it with a straight face, too.  Everyone laughed at them, but they would never drop the act.  John Kerry was going to deliver us from evil.  John Kerry was the kingdom and the power and the glory of socialism.  And he served in Vietnam.

Where that photo of the woman crying hysterically while holding a "count every vote" sign?   

hmmm.  it seems like bildo was treated like a rock star, now that you mention it.  but not to this extent.  but john kerry was definitely not the focus of god like adulation.  hell, he barely looked alive.

But they tried - that's the point.  It was the same with Clinton.  That Fleetwood Mac song became a hymm.  You're just too young to remember all the effort that was done to make Bill Clinton a Christlike figure.  All the networks use to do a camera angle so a light was directly behind his head.  They were going for a halo effect.  All Bob Dole got was a naked 100-watt bulb hanging directly over his head. 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Let's call it Premature Immaculation

[Wretched Excess]

Don't democrats always elevate someone to messiah status?  Isn't that part of their game?  Even if it is phony and see-thru?  In order to get elected, the democrats have to fool as many people as possible.  Giving their candidate an aura of messiah is one way they think they can do that.

The democrats tried to make John Kerry a god.  They did it with a straight face, too.  Everyone laughed at them, but they would never drop the act.  John Kerry was going to deliver us from evil.  John Kerry was the kingdom and the power and the glory of socialism.  And he served in Vietnam.

Where that photo of the woman crying hysterically while holding a "count every vote" sign?   

hmmm.  it seems like bildo was treated like a rock star, now that you mention it.  but not to this extent.  but john kerry was definitely not the focus of god like adulation.  hell, he barely looked alive.

But they tried - that's the point.  It was the same with Clinton.  That Fleetwood Mac song became a hymm.  You're just too young to remember all the effort that was done to make Bill Clinton a Christlike figure.  All the networks use to do a camera angle so a light was directly behind his head.  They were going for a halo effect.  All Bob Dole got was a naked 100-watt bulb hanging directly over his head. 

very flattering (I guess ), but I was 25 or so when the serial adulterer was elected to soil the carpet in the ovarian office.

[Lord Undies]

Don't democrats always elevate someone to messiah status?  Isn't that part of their game?  Even if it is phony and see-thru?  In order to get elected, the democrats have to fool as many people as possible.  Giving their candidate an aura of messiah is one way they think they can do that.

The democrats tried to make John Kerry a god.  They did it with a straight face, too.  Everyone laughed at them, but they would never drop the act.  John Kerry was going to deliver us from evil.  John Kerry was the kingdom and the power and the glory of socialism.  And he served in Vietnam.

Where that photo of the woman crying hysterically while holding a "count every vote" sign?   

hmmm.  it seems like bildo was treated like a rock star, now that you mention it.  but not to this extent.  but john kerry was definitely not the focus of god like adulation.  hell, he barely looked alive.

But they tried - that's the point.  It was the same with Clinton.  That Fleetwood Mac song became a hymm.  You're just too young to remember all the effort that was done to make Bill Clinton a Christlike figure.  All the networks use to do a camera angle so a light was directly behind his head.  They were going for a halo effect.  All Bob Dole got was a naked 100-watt bulb hanging directly over his head. 

very flattering (I guess ), but I was 25 or so when the serial adulterer was elected to soil the carpet in the ovarian office.

Did I say young?  I meant drunk.   :innocent:

[Lauri]

Don't democrats always elevate someone to messiah status?  Isn't that part of their game?  Even if it is phony and see-thru?  In order to get elected, the democrats have to fool as many people as possible.  Giving their candidate an aura of messiah is one way they think they can do that.

The democrats tried to make John Kerry a god.  They did it with a straight face, too.  Everyone laughed at them, but they would never drop the act.  John Kerry was going to deliver us from evil.  John Kerry was the kingdom and the power and the glory of socialism.  And he served in Vietnam.

Where that photo of the woman crying hysterically while holding a "count every vote" sign?   

hmmm.  it seems like bildo was treated like a rock star, now that you mention it.  but not to this extent.  but john kerry was definitely not the focus of god like adulation.  hell, he barely looked alive.

But they tried - that's the point.  It was the same with Clinton.  That Fleetwood Mac song became a hymm.  You're just too young to remember all the effort that was done to make Bill Clinton a Christlike figure.  All the networks use to do a camera angle so a light was directly behind his head.  They were going for a halo effect.  All Bob Dole got was a naked 100-watt bulb hanging directly over his head. 

very flattering (I guess ), but I was 25 or so when the serial adulterer was elected to soil the carpet in the ovarian office.

Did I say young?  I meant drunk.   :innocent:

 


oh wait..


dont take that WE! 

[Wretched Excess]

Don't democrats always elevate someone to messiah status?  Isn't that part of their game?  Even if it is phony and see-thru?  In order to get elected, the democrats have to fool as many people as possible.  Giving their candidate an aura of messiah is one way they think they can do that.

The democrats tried to make John Kerry a god.  They did it with a straight face, too.  Everyone laughed at them, but they would never drop the act.  John Kerry was going to deliver us from evil.  John Kerry was the kingdom and the power and the glory of socialism.  And he served in Vietnam.

Where that photo of the woman crying hysterically while holding a "count every vote" sign?   

hmmm.  it seems like bildo was treated like a rock star, now that you mention it.  but not to this extent.  but john kerry was definitely not the focus of god like adulation.  hell, he barely looked alive.

But they tried - that's the point.  It was the same with Clinton.  That Fleetwood Mac song became a hymm.  You're just too young to remember all the effort that was done to make Bill Clinton a Christlike figure.  All the networks use to do a camera angle so a light was directly behind his head.  They were going for a halo effect.  All Bob Dole got was a naked 100-watt bulb hanging directly over his head. 

very flattering (I guess ), but I was 25 or so when the serial adulterer was elected to soil the carpet in the ovarian office.

Did I say young?  I meant drunk.   :innocent:

 


oh wait..


dont take that WE! 

heh.  naw, it's all good.  it wouldn't be a weekend without undies taking a shot at me.

[bijou]

The Death of an Obasm

...
Usually, my brain counters the Obasm by asking difficult and disturbing questions. For example, I will begin trembling with excitement when the senator’s magnetic voice rings out with an inspiring, “Yes, we can.” ...More

maybe this is what is happening to all those swooning wimmins at The BarackStar! rallies.  they're having multiple obasms just standin' is the presence of the messiah.

I have finally worked out what Obama's campaign slogan reminds me of.

[youtube=425,350]3IWKhYQarJU[/youtube]

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

The Death of an Obasm

...
Usually, my brain counters the Obasm by asking difficult and disturbing questions. For example, I will begin trembling with excitement when the senator’s magnetic voice rings out with an inspiring, “Yes, we can.” ...More

maybe this is what is happening to all those swooning wimmins at The BarackStar! rallies.  they're having multiple obasms just standin' is the presence of the messiah.

I have finally worked out what Obama's campaign slogan reminds me of.

[youtube=425,350]3IWKhYQarJU[/youtube]

Can I steal that for parodies?

[bijou]

The Death of an Obasm

...
Usually, my brain counters the Obasm by asking difficult and disturbing questions. For example, I will begin trembling with excitement when the senator’s magnetic voice rings out with an inspiring, “Yes, we can.” ...More

Please do Snuggles. 
maybe this is what is happening to all those swooning wimmins at The BarackStar! rallies.  they're having multiple obasms just standin' is the presence of the messiah.

I have finally worked out what Obama's campaign slogan reminds me of.

[youtube=425,350]3IWKhYQarJU[/youtube]

Can I steal that for parodies?