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Title: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Freeper on July 15, 2012, 11:12:40 AM
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Stuckinthebush (8,048 posts)

 
"So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"

That's what I'm going to start saying to my white, male southern neighbors. First of all, I hate (HATE!) the macho cave-man-like approach to presidential politics, but it does resonate with a certain subset of the population. I know that if I throw out that line it will make most of the guys I know step back. They will mumble something like, "Well...that's stupid. Obama's no warrior....blah, blah."

Easy enough to hit back at:

"Are you kidding me? Are you blind? This dude has bad ass all over him! Foreign policy BOOM! Bad ass. Military-BOOM! Bad ass. Politics BOOM! Bad ass! You may not like him but you have to be honest, Obama is one bad ass! What do we have in Mitt (then I'll snicker at the name Mitt for effect)? He is whining - WHINING! - (and in my best child like voice I'll say "STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!) I don't care if the guy is filthy wealthy. Good for him. Knock your socks off. But, jeez - he is so out of touch and can't even get the name 'dough nut' out of his mouth. You've got to be kidding me if you think that Ken doll is a bad ass. He will and has rolled over for everyone. Talk about a flip flopper! You think John Kerry was a wimpy blue blood? Jeez....look at this guy.

I'm sorry. I don't want a president who has no balls. No integrity. No center. You may not like Obama but you can not convince me that he isn't one massive, no nonsense, steely eyed, put-his-finger-in-your-chest bad ass. Pfft. Go vote for Mitt. I'm voting for the bad ass.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/125155654

0bama a bad ass?  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:


Then again they are the ones who believe that Allan Grayson is courageous.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 15, 2012, 11:17:00 AM
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There should be a DUmp comedy section, as some of these posts from those retards lately have been priceless.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Freeper on July 15, 2012, 11:18:37 AM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

There should be a DUmp comedy section, as some of these posts from those retards lately have been priceless.

They are desperate, so they have to convince themselves not only that 0bama is a stellar preezy, but he is Rambo as well.  :rotf:

0bama is a whiny bitch, I have never heard a president whine so much about how it's not his fault.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 15, 2012, 11:23:08 AM
Yeah, that should be really effective, go for it, DUmmie.  Sitting in the Emperor's seat and wearing a purple toga in the Colosseum, so you have the power to give the thumb at the end of the fight, does not make you a warrior.  Both candidates had a lot of things handed to them in life, Romney is the only one with a good case for having gone beyond that to achieve anything substantial on his own merit.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 15, 2012, 11:24:21 AM
I guess if a non-citizen can be president, Putin can run for the office too then.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 15, 2012, 11:26:56 AM
They are desperate, so they have to convince themselves not only that 0bama is a stellar preezy, but he is Rambo as well.  :rotf:

0bama is a whiny bitch, I have never heard a president whine so much about how it's not his fault.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-egrG6qP5UQs/TcWYbC_76cI/AAAAAAAAD34/hio6xuJnpiA/s1600/barack+obama+killing+machine+rambo.jpg)
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 15, 2012, 11:30:06 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-egrG6qP5UQs/TcWYbC_76cI/AAAAAAAAD34/hio6xuJnpiA/s1600/barack+obama+killing+machine+rambo.jpg)

So, what do we call him, Bambo or just BamBam?
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 15, 2012, 11:33:16 AM
So, what do we call him, Bambo or just BamBam?

I like Bambo.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Delmar on July 15, 2012, 02:35:59 PM
Newsflash, stuckinthebush:  Obama is a puss.  Al Franken is more macho than that drape hanging dog eating chicken hawk.  Barney Frank could whip him in a fist fight.  Warrior?  That is one of the most stupid things I've ever heard.  And that's saying something, considering the source.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Airwolf on July 15, 2012, 03:03:59 PM
Since when did Nobama ever serve ?
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: MrsSmith on July 15, 2012, 03:17:16 PM
Wimp or Warrior?  Um, how about the one that doesn't go around bowing and kissing up to foreign leaders.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 15, 2012, 03:19:20 PM
OMG! :lol:
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Airwolf on July 15, 2012, 03:22:44 PM
Wimp or Warrior?  Um, how about the one that doesn't go around bowing and kissing up to foreign leaders.

Or selling out our country to them.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: miskie on July 15, 2012, 03:46:14 PM
Primitive - think about what you are saying here - You are trying to sell Obama as being more of a Republican than the Republican. If you can't sell your candidate based on all of his wonderful, progressive actions and legislation, don't you feel that maybe you are fighting a losing battle ?
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: BEG on July 15, 2012, 03:49:46 PM
Bad Ass!

(http://sandydumont.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obama_mom_jeans.jpg)
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: EagleKeeper on July 15, 2012, 04:00:36 PM
Bad ass hmm

Would this be the same bad ass that had the orders wrote so that blame could be deflected to the admiral that was in charge of the operation in case things didn't turn out "right".
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Ballygrl on July 15, 2012, 05:27:24 PM
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj140/RepublicanandProud/reagan-bush-obama.jpg)
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 15, 2012, 06:40:27 PM
Who's the warrior, DUllard?

Obinga?

Give your brain a chance, Idiot.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: thundley4 on July 15, 2012, 07:43:49 PM
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Stuckinthebush (8,048 posts)

 
"So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"

We know the answer to that question DUmmies. Unfortunately that was the question that should have been asked in 2008.  You buttsmears voted for the wimp, the pansy, the bimetrosexual candidate, Obama.  We voted for the true warrior, McCain.

This time around, i think both candidates are physically wimpy.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Mike220 on July 15, 2012, 10:00:23 PM
The Won's foreign policy is so successful that Hillary got a standing ovation in Egypt today.

Oh wait. She was jeered and her car was pelted with tomatoes.

Apparently the Gyppos don't agree with your assessment of his FP.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Splashdown on July 15, 2012, 10:01:56 PM
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj140/RepublicanandProud/reagan-bush-obama.jpg)

This.

Hi-5
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 16, 2012, 06:16:55 AM
BamBo, the greatest warrior evah, tells Israel NOT to attack Irans nuclear facilities. This one just happened over the weekend so it might oughtta went in Breaking News.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/157873#.UANEQnCAGkh

....and when something goes right, BamBo wants all the credit while not taking any chances personally so as to shift the blame if it fails.

Last paragraph from ....

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/156184

However, a memo written by former CIA Director Leon Panetta recently revealed that President Obama was not, in fact, in charge of operation strategy in the hunt for the terrorist mastermind, but rather it was Admiral William McRaven, head of the Joint Special Operations Command, who was responsible for making the “gutsy call.”
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Karin on July 16, 2012, 09:48:03 AM
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Wounded Bear (1,099 posts)
12. Ask Osama how wimpy Obama is....

He didn't pull the trigger, asshole.  He came in off the golf course.  Nobody in the real world is buying it.

Reading this made Flippydoo's cookout story even funnier.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Gina on July 16, 2012, 09:58:21 AM
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/813d7787-e705-4e7d-a798-cf89a23d58a7.jpg)
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Rufus2010 on July 16, 2012, 12:00:10 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Airwolf on July 16, 2012, 12:45:11 PM
If those people over at DU would snort more oxygen and less drugs who knows what kind of improvements the Doctors would see.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: FlippyDoo on July 16, 2012, 04:51:54 PM
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Stuckinthebush (8,048 posts)

 
"So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"

That's what I'm going to start saying to my white, male southern neighbors. First of all, I hate (HATE!) the macho cave-man-like approach to presidential politics, but it does resonate with a certain subset of the population. I know that if I throw out that line it will make most of the guys I know step back. They will mumble something like, "Well...that's stupid. Obama's no warrior....blah, blah."

Easy enough to hit back at:

"Are you kidding me? Are you blind? This dude has bad ass all over him! Foreign policy BOOM! Bad ass. Military-BOOM! Bad ass. Politics BOOM! Bad ass! You may not like him but you have to be honest, Obama is one bad ass! What do we have in Mitt (then I'll snicker at the name Mitt for effect)? He is whining - WHINING! - (and in my best child like voice I'll say "STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!) I don't care if the guy is filthy wealthy. Good for him. Knock your socks off. But, jeez - he is so out of touch and can't even get the name 'dough nut' out of his mouth. You've got to be kidding me if you think that Ken doll is a bad ass. He will and has rolled over for everyone. Talk about a flip flopper! You think John Kerry was a wimpy blue blood? Jeez....look at this guy.

I'm sorry. I don't want a president who has no balls. No integrity. No center. You may not like Obama but you can not convince me that he isn't one massive, no nonsense, steely eyed, put-his-finger-in-your-chest bad ass. Pfft. Go vote for Mitt. I'm voting for the bad ass.

I just noticed this thread. It sounds sort of like this is my cousin. If you are my cousin and happen to read this Aunt Doris says to leave her nanny goats alone. She said she doesn't care that you're kin and have mental problems.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: NHSparky on July 16, 2012, 04:59:52 PM
Bad Ass!

(http://sandydumont.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obama_mom_jeans.jpg)

You criticized his mom jeans?  Racist!
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: delilahmused on July 16, 2012, 05:11:09 PM
Irony of the day: Saying you don't like macho man politics while telling people you should vote for 0bama because he's a warrior.

If he's as tough as they think he is, why doesn't he go over to Afghanistan and finish the job. After all, he's responsible for every business success in the country, surely he could transfer than god-like gift to the war because that's what a warrior does.

Cindie
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 16, 2012, 07:10:38 PM
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Wounded Bear (1,099 posts)
12. Ask Osama how wimpy Obama is....

obama gave the responsibility to Admiral McRaven you stupid douchebag. That way if it failed he could have a scape goat and blame it on the evil rethugulans.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: Airwolf on July 17, 2012, 02:09:53 AM
Chuck Norris must be pissed off that he wasn't included in the choice.
 
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: LC EFA on July 17, 2012, 05:03:49 AM
Oh please.

Ghandi was more of a warrior than Obambo could ever hope to be.

Much like Hillary Clinton is much more of a man than Obambo could ever hope to be.

Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: vesta111 on July 17, 2012, 03:34:10 PM
obama gave the responsibility to Admiral McRaven you stupid douchebag. That way if it failed he could have a scape goat and blame it on the evil rethugulans.

TRUE,TRUE ,TRUE,   All one has to do is to look at the photo of Obama being dragged off a golf course and sat down in the back of the war room half hunched over with the , I am going to throw up look on his face.

So who wants a non aggressive and no  balls to the wall Leader, Father, to protect us.

Presidents only job is to protect America from foreign and internal enemy's.   To protect and serve.  He is there to back up our States Governors when they find a security problem not to SUE them for disobedience.


Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 17, 2012, 03:40:50 PM
VOTE PIMP DADDY
     VOTE OBAMA
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: vesta111 on July 17, 2012, 04:11:27 PM
VOTE PIMP DADDY
     VOTE OBAMA


Unfortunately I know just what you are talking about, don't matter race or religion, Obama is a poster child for a father that runs out on his family to benefit himself.  Obama is Americas father that only protects the kids that look like them.  Even then, he will run out on even them for his benefit.

In the animal world Obama would be a weasel, perhaps if the Hindus are right that is what he will be reincarnated as.
Title: Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
Post by: DefiantSix on July 17, 2012, 04:17:38 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-egrG6qP5UQs/TcWYbC_76cI/AAAAAAAAD34/hio6xuJnpiA/s1600/barack+obama+killing+machine+rambo.jpg)

When did Moo-chelle cut her hair? :confused: