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Imaginary Phone Call Bouncy
« on: October 16, 2008, 11:04:54 PM »
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djkevvy (77 posts)      Thu Oct-16-08 09:36 PM
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I got a call from the McCain Campaign today!
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Excited Southern Accent Guy: Hello, sir I'm calling from the McCain/Palin campaign, blah blah...

Me: 

Excited Southern Accent Guy: You may be aware of Barack Obama's affiliation with William Ayres, and...

Me: What do you mean?

Excited Southern Accent Guy: Sorry, Sir?

Me: What do you mean when you talk about this William Ayres affiliation?

Excited Southern Accent Guy: Well, sir, he's involved with some very...

Me: No, I don't understand what you're saying! What is the extent of this relationship?

Excited Southern Accent Guy: (Less Excited) Well sir, I wish I could tell you, but...

Me: Well, let me tell you. William Ayres did what he did when Barack Obama was 8 years old! He is not an advisor, a campaign official, friend, or even a close acquaintance. The served on a board together that met once a year. Please check your facts.

Less Excited Southern Accent Guy: Well sir, the McCain campaign thanks you for your time today.

Me: Thank you, Vote Obama! 

Not Excited Anymore Southern Accent Guy: Thank you. Goodbye. 


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Re: Imaginary Phone Call Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2008, 11:18:56 PM »
We need to bring back the 'Bouncy Bong Scale' to rate the DUmmies tall tales.

Each tale can be rated on a scale of 1 to 10 bongs depending on how many bong loads it takes to make up such a goofy story.

The story above doesnt even rate a single bong. No cops, no bushes, no conversion, no slack jawed red necks (close though) driving SUV's or pick up trucks with rifle racks in them.

Djkevvy need to get some practice in  :loser:
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Re: Imaginary Phone Call Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2008, 11:19:06 PM »
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Re: Imaginary Phone Call Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2008, 04:32:25 AM »
The real conversation:

Mr. Kevvy, this is X, Y, Z pharmacy calling to remind you your Viagra prescription is ready for pick up.

Mr. Kevvy: Thank you...I'll be right down as soon as my wife gives me permissi...uh my wife gets home from work. By the way, I'm voting for Obama and you should too.

Pharmacy: Yes, Mr Kevvy, you say that every month. Thank you for the advice. You have a good day...click!

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Re: Imaginary Phone Call Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2008, 08:24:54 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on October 17, 2008, 04:32:25 AM
The real conversation:

Mr. Kevvy, this is X, Y, Z pharmacy calling to remind you your Viagra prescription is ready for pick up.

Mr. Kevvy: Thank you...I'll be right down as soon as my wife gives me permissi...uh my wife gets home from work. By the way, I'm voting for Obama and you should too.

Pharmacy: Yes, Mr Kevvy, you say that every month. Thank you for the advice. You have a good day.........Oh! And BTW. We've been asked by the drug company to inquire as to the effect of VIAGRA on your wifes' love life. Does it actually cause her clit to become larger when erect and thus give her more stimulation?

Mr. Kevvy: I wouldn't know. I'll have to ask her lover.....The black boy from Chicago..click!

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Re: Imaginary Phone Call Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2008, 01:17:41 PM »
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Re: Imaginary Phone Call Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2008, 01:17:58 PM »
What's with this stupid "Obama was 8 years old" meme?  What does that have to do with anything? 
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Re: Imaginary Phone Call Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2008, 01:32:08 PM »
Thought about this one a little bit today.  Most of these calls are done with the automated machines calling .... you don't suppose this conversation actually happened with a machine do you?!

"I kept pounding all my points into his head and all he would say was 'click/whir'"  "Boy, I sure showed him!"

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Re: Imaginary Phone Call Bouncy
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2008, 01:35:15 PM »
I got a call from an Obama campaigner last night.  Nice guy, he I responded to him that I was essentially a Conservative, and when he asked whether I intended to vote for McCain, I allowed that I was, and wouldn't tie up any of his time necessarily.  He made a joking sally about trickle-down economics, I responded with a jest of my own about Obamanomics.  I wasn't going to change his mind nor he mine, but it was completely civil if fairly brief.  A zero-bong event to be sure.

I don't know where he was calling from, most likely one of the two or three small university towns within my area code, as he had that senior-or-beginning-grad-student-age sound and manner of speech, but riding around this part of Missouri, Obama signs are actually outnumbered by the few die-hard Ron Paul signs that are still up.  There are McCain-Palin signs literally everywhere.
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Re: Imaginary Phone Call Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2008, 04:34:22 PM »
Ayres???   It is Ayers DUmbass.  If you are gonna make shit up, at least know how to spell what you are lying about.   :loser: :loser:
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