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JackZip
« on: January 04, 2008, 07:53:24 PM »
Hi, I'm JackZip. That is all I know. Carry on.  :greet:



Oh...I would also say I may be ****ing schizophrenic....but I'm not sure I can spell schizophrenic or allowed to say ****. That is all.
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2008, 07:55:37 PM »
um, Welcome??  I think??





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Re: JackZip
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2008, 07:56:24 PM »
Welcome.  :newyear:
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2008, 07:57:02 PM »
Hiya!
Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
--St. Theresa of Avila



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Re: JackZip
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2008, 07:58:44 PM »
Better to be Jack Zip than Jack Schit  :cheersmate:
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2008, 07:59:06 PM »
Hi folks, thanks for the welcome.

If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: JackZip
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 07:59:24 PM »
Welcome!  LOL   :cheersmate:
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2008, 07:59:42 PM »
Hi, I'm JackZip. That is all I know. Carry on.  :greet:



Oh...I would also say I may be ****ing schizophrenic....but I'm not sure I can spell schizophrenic or allowed to say ****. That is all.

Get an avatar, splat.  :-)
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2008, 08:00:17 PM »
Jack's an Airborne trooper from my military board.  :rocker2:
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2008, 08:01:12 PM »
Oh, and he loves Hillary, so cut him some slack.  :lmao:
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2008, 08:01:29 PM »
Is there an avatar of Hillary under a donk.....oh never mind I'll find something.
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2008, 08:02:34 PM »
Oh, and he loves Hillary, so cut him some slack.  :lmao:

Well, that qualifies him as mentally disturbed, for sure!! :mental:

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Re: JackZip
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2008, 08:03:30 PM »
Jack grows on people like a wart.  :-)
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2008, 08:06:15 PM »
ok..ok..ok...I settled for Hillary under a bus! Cool?

Hi Kev
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2008, 08:06:45 PM »
Jack's an Airborne trooper from my military board.  :rocker2:

nummy!  :naughty:
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2008, 08:06:57 PM »
Jack's an Airborne trooper from my military board.  :rocker2:

Wellll alllllllllllllrrrrigghhtttyyy then, he's GOOD  :rocker2:
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2008, 08:12:44 PM »
Hi, I'm JackZip. That is all I know. Carry on.  :greet:



Oh...I would also say I may be ****ing schizophrenic....but I'm not sure I can spell schizophrenic or allowed to say ****. That is all.

Welcome aboard!


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Re: JackZip
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2008, 08:38:43 PM »
Good to have you aboard the board.  I like Hillary too.

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Re: JackZip
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2008, 08:42:07 PM »
I think she'd make a great set of alligator look-a-like luggage.

Thanks for the welcome
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2008, 08:44:15 PM »
I think she'd make a great set of alligator look-a-like luggage.

Thanks for the welcome

Her hide is too wrinkly.
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2008, 08:49:36 PM »
Stretch it and make two sets..... maybe three  :cheersmate:
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2008, 09:14:27 PM »
Stretch it and make two sets..... maybe three  :cheersmate:

It would crack under the strain.  :naughty:
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2008, 04:23:05 PM »
Hi Jack.   :-)
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Re: JackZip
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2008, 04:27:32 PM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: JackZip
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2008, 07:53:05 PM »
Oh boy.............the window licker is here


here's a pic I snapped  of Jack last week



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