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Offline Wineslob

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I nevre knew this
« on: December 19, 2013, 10:24:47 AM »
1. F *** ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.

2. F *** ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F *** ing refreshes you.

4. After F *** ing dont eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try to do f *** ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

6. F *** ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.

So remember :

>>>>>> F AST ING is good for your health, and may God cleanse your Dirty Mind.



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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: I nevre knew this
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 10:30:15 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on December 19, 2013, 10:24:47 AM
1. F *** ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.

2. F *** ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F *** ing refreshes you.

4. After F *** ing dont eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try to do f *** ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

6. F *** ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.

So remember :

>>>>>> F AST ING is good for your health, and may God cleanse your Dirty Mind.



 :-)
I thought they were talking about farting.
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Re: I nevre knew this
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2013, 11:41:17 AM »
Let's see how many immediately jump right into the gutter.
I sorta did.
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: I nevre knew this
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2013, 12:01:23 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on December 19, 2013, 11:41:17 AM
Let's see how many immediately jump right into the gutter.
I sorta did.
Sorta did my ass....you did just like me and made a graceful swan dive into the gutter.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: I nevre knew this
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2013, 12:04:44 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on December 19, 2013, 11:41:17 AM
Let's see how many immediately jump right into the gutter.
I sorta did.

Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 19, 2013, 12:01:23 PM
Sorta did my ass....you did just like me and made a graceful swan dive into the gutter.

 :argh: Y'all wanna gitcher minds out of the damned gutter...   :rant:


...so mine can float by?  :-) :tongue:
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Re: I nevre knew this
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2013, 01:43:56 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 19, 2013, 12:01:23 PM
Sorta did my ass....you did just like me and made a graceful swan dive into the gutter.

My swan dives look like something right out of mud wrestling, so I'll just wear that badge of honor with distinction.  :p
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Re: I nevre knew this
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2013, 05:13:12 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 19, 2013, 12:01:23 PM
Sorta did my ass....you did just like me and made a graceful swan dive into the gutter.
Color me red(handed and faced) !
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Re: I nevre knew this
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2013, 05:19:30 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 19, 2013, 12:01:23 PM
Sorta did my ass....you did just like me and made a graceful swan dive into the gutter.

Yeah....  Me, too...  :shucks:
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A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

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