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Offline marv

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What's your IQ?
« on: November 06, 2013, 08:49:23 PM »

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Re: What's your IQ?
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2013, 09:03:32 PM »
HI5 that is funny!
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Re: What's your IQ?
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 07:49:33 AM »
The guy gets curious and tries one more time. He goes back into the bar.  The robot says "What will you have?" The guy says "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says 2.

The robot shakes his head and says "Don't worry Mr. President, it's on the house."
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Re: What's your IQ?
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 08:01:09 AM »
^^^ HI5  :rotf: Mike220 That is a good addition.
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Teach a man to build a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!!!!

Knowledge is half the battle.
The other half is violence!

"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." Thomas Jefferson

The box said: "Requires Windows XP or better." So i installed Linux.
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