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Offline CG6468

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Hillary Takes Muslim Name
« on: August 23, 2013, 10:07:48 PM »
Hillary Takes Muslim Name:

TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR CANDIDATE FOR THE 2016 PRESIDENCY. FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.

SO FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:
SELDOM BIN LAHYED.
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Re: Hillary Takes Muslim Name
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2013, 03:44:05 PM »
I think it might be more like:

Rug al Fayed bin Munched

or...

Snapped de la ***** (it has that French flavor encountered in Morocco and other Frenchified places).
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Re: Hillary Takes Muslim Name
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2013, 04:48:02 PM »
Well then, put a feed sack on the bitch.
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Re: Hillary Takes Muslim Name
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2013, 04:55:11 PM »
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Re: Hillary Takes Muslim Name
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2013, 07:30:17 PM »
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin