« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Talking while drunk.....  (Read 1624 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline CG6468

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11493
  • Reputation: +540/-210
Talking while drunk.....
« on: June 24, 2013, 03:00:01 PM »
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
 
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
 
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool!
7. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
Logged
Illinois, south of the gun controllers in Chi town

Offline ExGeeEye

  • We don't need another
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1570
  • Reputation: +235/-103
  • Spread the work ethic; the wealth will follow.
Re: Talking while drunk.....
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2013, 03:29:16 PM »
Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday.

I have not yet reached the legal limit of intoxication when operating a motor vehicle.

Luke, I am your father.
Logged
My CCW permit was issued in 1791.

Charter Member: Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
Associate Member: Basket of Deplorables
Charter Member: Listless Vessels

Offline CG6468

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11493
  • Reputation: +540/-210
Re: Talking while drunk.....
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2013, 03:33:37 PM »
I'm 71, and all my friends are dead. I have nothing to look forward to. I'm half-blind and deaf. I have no medical care. But at least I still have my driver's license!  :lmao:
Logged
Illinois, south of the gun controllers in Chi town

Offline vesta111

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9712
  • Reputation: +493/-1154
Re: Talking while drunk.....
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2013, 02:09:17 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on June 24, 2013, 03:33:37 PM
I'm 71, and all my friends are dead. I have nothing to look forward to. I'm half-blind and deaf. I have no medical care. But at least I still have my driver's license!  :lmao:

My 8 kids are all Gay, my husband is the father of 5 of my grandchildren, I have Herpes, are you going to call me tomorrow ?
Logged

Offline Mr Mannn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14885
  • Reputation: +2646/-276
Re: Talking while drunk.....
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2013, 11:50:14 AM »
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
My name is Will Pitt, and I may have been wrong about those 24 business hours.
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »