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Offline CG6468

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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« on: June 15, 2013, 12:16:03 PM »
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out. {But, I can breathe through my nose when my tongue is out.}
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2013, 12:19:12 PM »
You can't lick your elbow.
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2013, 12:21:10 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on June 15, 2013, 12:19:12 PM
You can't lick your elbow.

TRUE! That was left out of the list I saw.
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2013, 12:24:05 PM »
You can't sit on your own lap.
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2013, 12:37:00 PM »
Quote from: docstew on June 15, 2013, 12:24:05 PM
You can't sit on your own lap.

Nor would I want to!  :lmao:
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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2013, 04:00:51 PM »
You can't bite yourself on the forehead.
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2013, 04:10:29 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on June 15, 2013, 12:16:03 PM
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.



Wanna bet? If you mean the hair on one's head some of us have them numbered.  :-)
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I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2013, 04:47:33 PM »
I just KNEW this thread would grow!  :wink: :rotf:
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2013, 05:40:06 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on June 15, 2013, 04:47:33 PM
I just KNEW this thread would grow!  :wink: :rotf:

Unlike Freeper's hair. :bolt:
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2013, 11:03:40 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on June 15, 2013, 05:40:06 PM
Unlike Freeper's hair. :bolt:

Baldness is due to the body producing testosterone, in other words only girly men still have hair.  :-)
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I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2013, 04:52:29 AM »
You can wash your eyes with soap, but it hurts like hell.
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2013, 07:35:22 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 15, 2013, 11:03:40 PM
Baldness is due to the body producing testosterone, in other words only girly men still have hair.  :-)

Indeed
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2013, 12:50:46 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on June 15, 2013, 12:16:03 PM
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD


3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out. {But, I can breathe through my nose when my tongue is out.}

I can.
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2013, 01:14:14 PM »
Yeah, No. 3 in the OP is false. 

I'll bet Gene Simmons can lick his elbow. 
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Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2013, 06:14:26 PM »
You can't ski through a revolving door.


Also, I can lick my elbow.
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