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Offline CG6468

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Sex After Surgery
« on: May 25, 2013, 10:23:26 AM »
Sex After Surgery

 
A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation.

"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked ... “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
 
The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied ... “Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
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Re: Sex After Surgery
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2013, 06:51:53 PM »
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