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Offline Thor

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A man walks into a pawn shop...
« on: December 01, 2008, 01:29:55 PM »
    There was a young man who went to a pawn shop and after shopping around, he purchased a cat statue and headed out the door with it.

    As he walked a block or two he noticed that there were several cats now following him at a short distance.

    As he proceeded several more blocks he looked back and saw literally thousands of cats following of all shapes, colors and sizes.

    He started growing concerned and headed for the cliff overlooking the river at the edge of town.

    As more cats started following he broke into a run and stopped at the edge of the cliff and tossed the cat statue into the waters below.

    Amazingly enough all of the cats following him ran to the edge of the cliff and jumped into the water too.

    Intrigued, the man went back to the pawn shop, walked in and asked “Say, do you have any Obama statues?”
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Re: A man walks into a pawn shop...
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 01:32:00 PM »
 :thatsright: :hyper: :evillaugh: