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Grown man sues hospital for circumcising him as infant
« on: April 18, 2012, 06:05:36 PM »
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Grown man sues hospital for circumcising him as infant

It took 28 years for Dean Cochrun to realize that he'd been circumcised, and now he's decided that he'd like his foreskin back. Cochrun has filed a lawsuit against South Dakota's Sanford Hospital, claiming that "an unknown doctor" convinced his mother that it was medically necessary to snip his newborn naughty bits. "I was robbed of sensitivity during sexual intercourse as well as the sense of security and well-being I am entitled to," he wrote. Cochrun is asking for $1,000 in damages and for his foreskin to be replaced. He's also currently in prison on a kidnapping conviction. We dare you not to wonder if that's where he made his decades-late anatomical discovery.
http://now.msn.com/now/0417-hospital-sued-circumcision.aspx


JTFrog posted this in Weird News, but I think it clearly belongs in GD.

You know what to do.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002578511

He sounds like the typical democrat voter.

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Re: Grown man sues hospital for circumcising him as infant
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2012, 06:55:40 PM »
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I was robbed of sensitivity during sexual intercourse
There is no way he can possibly know that.
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Re: Grown man sues hospital for circumcising him as infant
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2012, 06:56:53 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on April 18, 2012, 06:55:40 PM
There is no way he can possibly know that.
Lib men are sensitive by definition.
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Re: Grown man sues hospital for circumcising him as infant
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2012, 07:06:10 PM »
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My advice: Don't circumcise your babies! 

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That is what this person got from this story.  ::)
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Re: Grown man sues hospital for circumcising him as infant
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2012, 07:21:34 PM »
I wonder if I can sue for immunizations for diseases that are extinct ?

Or at least sue for ineffective flu shots ?
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Re: Grown man sues hospital for circumcising him as infant
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2012, 07:27:17 PM »
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Re: Grown man sues hospital for circumcising him as infant
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2012, 07:46:22 PM »
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It took 28 years for Dean Cochrun to realize that he'd been circumcised

Took you 28 years to look it up in the dictionary? 

Dumbass.
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Re: Grown man sues hospital for circumcising him as infant
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 01:09:54 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 18, 2012, 07:46:22 PM
Took you 28 years to look it up in the dictionary? 

Dumbass.
He probably was circumscribed, but got his wires crossed.
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