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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on April 18, 2012, 06:05:36 PM
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Dr. Strange
Grown man sues hospital for circumcising him as infant
It took 28 years for Dean Cochrun to realize that he'd been circumcised, and now he's decided that he'd like his foreskin back. Cochrun has filed a lawsuit against South Dakota's Sanford Hospital, claiming that "an unknown doctor" convinced his mother that it was medically necessary to snip his newborn naughty bits. "I was robbed of sensitivity during sexual intercourse as well as the sense of security and well-being I am entitled to," he wrote. Cochrun is asking for $1,000 in damages and for his foreskin to be replaced. He's also currently in prison on a kidnapping conviction. We dare you not to wonder if that's where he made his decades-late anatomical discovery.
http://now.msn.com/now/0417-hospital-sued-circumcision.aspx
JTFrog posted this in Weird News, but I think it clearly belongs in GD.
You know what to do.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002578511
He sounds like the typical democrat voter.
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I was robbed of sensitivity during sexual intercourse
There is no way he can possibly know that.
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There is no way he can possibly know that.
Lib men are sensitive by definition.
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TeeYiYi
11. Weird....
My advice: Don't circumcise your babies!
TYY
That is what this person got from this story. ::)
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I wonder if I can sue for immunizations for diseases that are extinct ?
Or at least sue for ineffective flu shots ?
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It took 28 years for Dean Cochrun to realize that he'd been circumcised
Took you 28 years to look it up in the dictionary?
Dumbass.
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Took you 28 years to look it up in the dictionary?
Dumbass.
He probably was circumscribed, but got his wires crossed.