Another DUmmy Threatening to Leave the Country

[miskie]

Meh -- honestly, the primitives best plan has been to relocate to Alaska and then force a succession vote. At least they can get tp Alaska without going through the nightmare of emigration. I also suspect the vote would fail, but hey - its their right I suppose.

[Duke Nukum]

Meh -- honestly, the primitives best plan has been to relocate to Alaska and then force a succession vote. At least they can get tp Alaska without going through the nightmare of emigration. I also suspect the vote would fail, but hey - its their right I suppose.

if the DUmmies did manage to cede from the Union, 5 minutes later they'd be speaking Russian.  Which, probably they wouldn't mind.

[Airwolf]

Please, please leave. We need the room for the VRWC Memorial Stadium.

[Baruch Menachem]

I had a rough year.   But any dummy that wants to go has my blessing.  Four years ago he could have had me help with the plane fare, but I can't do that this year.   But if you want to live elsewhere, by all means, do so.

[Chris_]

Meh -- honestly, the primitives best plan has been to relocate to Alaska and then force a succession vote. At least they can get tp Alaska without going through the nightmare of emigration. I also suspect the vote would fail, but hey - its their right I suppose.

if the DUmmies did manage to cede from the Union, 5 minutes later they'd be speaking Russian.  Which, probably they wouldn't mind.

No, they would be speaking Arabic.  And quoting the accursed qu'aran.

[Duke Nukum]

Meh -- honestly, the primitives best plan has been to relocate to Alaska and then force a succession vote. At least they can get tp Alaska without going through the nightmare of emigration. I also suspect the vote would fail, but hey - its their right I suppose.

if the DUmmies did manage to cede from the Union, 5 minutes later they'd be speaking Russian.  Which, probably they wouldn't mind.

No, they would be speaking Arabic.  And quoting the accursed qu'aran.

Well, the Russians have been making noise about claiming the North Pole so I just figured if the DUmmies went to Alaska, succeeded in succession, the Russians would be more than happy to "aid" the DUmmie revolution and establish a few bases there.  On the bright side, at least the Russians would drill.

[Chris_]

From what I remember, Australia is the single most important country in the game of Risk so no.  How about Austria?

Can't Risk it!

[BlueStateSaint]

Meh -- honestly, the primitives best plan has been to relocate to Alaska and then force a succession vote. At least they can get tp Alaska without going through the nightmare of emigration. I also suspect the vote would fail, but hey - its their right I suppose.

if the DUmmies did manage to cede from the Union, 5 minutes later they'd be speaking Russian.  Which, probably they wouldn't mind.

No, they would be speaking Arabic.  And quoting the accursed qu'aran.

And on the plus side, the womyn would all be in burkas.

[DarkHalo]

Last week they were whipping up the 'bwah, I'm leaving the country" if McCain/Palin win shriek as they did in 2004. 

I hereby offer my services to help them pack if they only promise to go...soon.

Back in '04 there was a bunch of us that offered to kick in for travel costs to help certain DUmmies leave the country. Maybe we should start a list of which ones we would like to see go? Might be an interesting thread....hmmm...

[Chris_]

Last week they were whipping up the 'bwah, I'm leaving the country" if McCain/Palin win shriek as they did in 2004. 

I hereby offer my services to help them pack if they only promise to go...soon.

Back in '04 there was a bunch of us that offered to kick in for travel costs to help certain DUmmies leave the country. Maybe we should start a list of which ones we would like to see go? Might be an interesting thread....hmmm...

Easy to make such a list.  Go the list users page, start with A, end with Z (or 9 I can never remember which is highest in ASCII)  -- list everyone in between, inclusive.

[Duchess]

Again, my constant question.

A question that hasn't been answered yet.

Why do the primitives think they'll be "punishing" us, "depriving" us, by leaving the country?

A better question is: What can we do to hasten the DUmmie Exodus?

Asking why they think they're punishing us is akin to looking a gift horse in the mouth.  I don't care why they're leaving I am simply overjoyed they are are leaving.

On the other hand, one should always be aware of what happened when the Golgafrinchans blasted the useless 1/3 of the population into space.  Still, DUmmies are nowhere near as valuable as telephone sanitizers.  Plus, we all use cell phones on this planet.

Seriously, we should set up a website with a Paypal account, "Attention To All DUmmies Who Said They Would Leave If McCain/Palin Won" or something like that, and post the threads and screenshots of the ones who made the "threat", and offer to take up donations to help their travel expenses. Kind of a version of their stupid "We Apologise" site when President Bush won his second term. And we could be sure to add all the names of the celebrities who've made the same (empty) threat. Because it could only be a great thing for this country if they really left, and well worth the donation money. Fewer America-haters trying to destroy her from within could only be a good thing, plus fewer leeches on the welfare rolls.