My money is on "Unit B25, please respond to 125 Main Street. Old Lady Jensen is at it again and needs attention."
That's what I thought, too.
The primitive's an old lady, probably lives alone, wanted some attention.
Just like those on taxpayer-paid medical care go to emergency rooms of hospitals, rather than to clinics, which ends up costing a lot more, and they get a lot of attention.
The primitive just wanted some attention, this time from cops.
Nothing more than that.